Really Funny Bumper Stickers

The best dumb and funny bumper stickers and great one liners from Tshirts and graffiti.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.

IRS We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

Cover me. I’m changing lanes.

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…

24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …coincidence?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Don’t hit me. My lawyer’s in jail.

This isn’t burger king, you can’t have it your way.

How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!

If something goes without saying, LET IT!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.

So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Page Topic: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty sayings, quotes, bumper stickers, t-shirts and graffiti humorous one-liners and sayings.