Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
I’ve got a couple for you:
How can bubbles scrub if they don’t have hands?
Why aren’t hot pads hot?
When you’re sitting on the upstairs floor, are u sitting on the downstairs ceiling?
What weighs more: A ton of feathers or a ton of rocks?
funny definition:
Atheism: a non-prophet organization
If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
if deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing>?
should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?
do our ear drums vibrate when sound waves enter the ear.
why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
why is is that you continually go back to the fridge or cabinet in hope that something new will be there?
can vegaterions eat animal crackers
if vegetarions eat vegtables.. what do huminitarians eat?
IF A MAN WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALTIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
what happens if your scared to death twice?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do you sterilize needles for lethal injection?
If you choke a smurf, what color would he turn into?
I dont get it…
if u get shot in the head, and go to heaven, do u live in heaven the rest of your life with a bullet in your head?
everyone is here for a purpose – does that mean everyone is here for the same purpose of for individual purposes?
if a light sabor was swung into superman’s body, would it pearce him or not?
Why cant a heterosexual guy tell another heterosexual guy he thinks his booty’s fly?
can u cry under water
why are four wheelers called bikes when bike is short for bicycle?
what is so possible about the mission impossible?
what happenes if you cross a reptile with someone who is allergic to reptiles?
If today is today, then tommorow never comes
Yesterday was never there
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
When the sun sets, does the ocean put it out?
IF CHICKENS HAD LIPS COULD THEY WHISTLE?
If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect then why practice?
the more you study the more you know. the more you know the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know… So why study?
Can an oriental person become disoriented?
If olive oil is made of squeezing olives,then what are baby oil made from?
where is the green mile?
If the grass is always greener on the other side, then once you get on the other side, will you want to come back? will you ever be on the greener side?
If goose plural is geese, then why isn’t moose plural meese?
Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what someone said or do they hear words ?
if superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?
Why when i wind up my watch i start it, but when i wind up this sentecne i finsh it!
Why can we say the teacher taught, but why cant we say the preacher praught!
Why is everything that goes by watr “car”go and everything by land is “ship”ment!
Why do we drive on “park”ways and park in “drive”ways!
why…
Why doesn’t tarzan have a beard? I mean he lives with freaking monkeys how could he shave? and he thinks that he is monkey and monkeys don’t shave so there for how does he not have a hairy face?
Can you cry underwater?
If “bra” is singular why is “Panties” plural?
if you eat a kit-kat, but you’re thinking of a twix, isn’t that considered cheating?
if Jesica Alba is naked but no one is around to see it, do I still get aroused?
Tarzan shaved with his knife… Read the original books and learn something…
Think about it
if the sky is the limit what is space? over the limit
if electricity comes from electrons what does morality come from
what is the speed of dark
what hair coulour do they put on bald peoples drivers licences
they probably write “na” for not applicable!
some of these things are just nonscense!!…but yet somehow they’re funny!!
if a fat man falls in the forest…do the trees laugh?
if you drilled a hole through the earth from one end to the other and jumped in. would you fall all the way through to the other side or would you fall down half and climb up other half?
round piza is seved in a square box cause you cant make a round box that can squish into a flat pack.
do vegetarians eat animal crackers
why are all of these questions unanswerable?”
‘coz you’re blonde.