Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
271, they post the questions that have logical answers because they have extremely obvious answers that no one has taken the time to ponder before. that’s what makes it funny, Mr. Party Pooper.
People, these are RHETORICAL QUESTIONS!!! Not meant to be answered! U just make yourself look like a smart ass jerk when you answer them! jeez.
If martians are aliens from mars, then are venusions aliens from venus? yup
386) lol, the cowboy’s horse is named Friday!
390, scrolled down right after i read 386, didn’t realized it was already answered. o
on number 80 yes fire can freese because when you turn hot water on all the way it feels cold at first and because this is a joke site i have one
and its a ur momma joke if u like this joke send comments
heres the joke
i was almost ur dad but i didnt have change 4 a five
yea so there is no I in team but there is in independence
What do you get if an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
How much do suicide bombers get paid ?
If taking a bath is cleaning ourselves – how is it that the towels we use after a bath get dirty?
how funny is funny?
which is better “nothing is impposible” OR “impposible is nothing” ?
why do they say “heads-up” when you need to duck
1.water-proof teabag
2. water proof towel
3. ejector seat in a helicopter
4. a book on how to read
5. powdered water
6. why cant circle crops be square
Do fish get thirsty? I mean do they ever say to themselves. Hay, I need a drink?
What is a rhetorical question mark?
or Does a rhetorical question deserve a question mark?
and what is the point of rhetorical questions?
Why is it that we type UP a paper on the computer but, write something DOWN on paper?
Should we be scared the doctors call what they do practice???
What colour is an Apple, True or False?
why do shelf shops always look empty ??
why is a building called a building when its already built ?
#166, because actual lemon juice is acidic, so lemon juice that is bought from the store has to have artifical flavor, or else it would be dangerous to use. Also, the acidic lemon juice is good as a dish cleaner because it kills germs and such, since it is acidic.
what would happen if you crossed a male great dane and a female jack russell…without the use of a lot of yoga?
‘What came first, the chicken or the egg?’
easy one – the chicken, cause you said it first!
If olive oil s made out of olives and vegetable oil is made of vegetables, then what is baby oil made out of?
If there isn’t any dumb questions, then what kind of questions do dumb people ask?
if the word dictionary is in the dictionary, why does the definition say “what you’re reading right now, idiot!”?
if the word dictionary is in the dictionary, why doesnt the definition just say,” What you’re reading right now, idiot!”?
what is a word that rhymes with orange?
a majority of these question are just retarded and repetitive. as well as mine, tho to the people answering the questions, get a life. and establish a since of humor.
what WOULD jesus do?
can blind people read lips in Braille?
Is there an expiration date on shampoo bottles?
Why isn’t there HAM on a HAMburger?
:)
If your feet smell and your nose runs, your built upside down (:
door-hinge rhymes with orange not a single word but it still rhymes
what do roses think we smell like?
Quit repeating
in a world of pears… do.. NOT ask for… applesauce… o.o
Will any of these questions ever have an answer?
You know how when you say something’s not fair, somebody else says “Fair isn’t until October”? How do they reply if you say that while the fair is actually going on?
Can deaf people hear their heartbeat?
If no-one has seen Santa Claus (Even though he doesn’t exist) How do they know how he laughs
ANSWER TO ‘CAN A FAT MAN SKINNY DIP’ =
hun. they dont skinny dip, they chunkeh dunk.
;D
what would happen if pinocchio said’ Now My Nose will grow’…?
For sale: one parachute, used once, never opened. small stain.
Do turtles have teeth?
someone ask how much are the fries on the value menu
not the value menu the dollar menu
1. could a tornado be upside down?
2. You know your a redneck because…you look really hard at the Orange Juice label because it says concentrate.
1. why do people say cheese while taking their picture when saying cheese doesnt even make you smile?
Why do we always say “Heavens NO” but “Hell YEAH”?