Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
#143 some other words for thesaurus are lexicon, onomasticon, language reference book,and terminology. READ A BOOK SOMETIME!!!
And to everyone who keeps saying “Stop repeating things!” just to let you know, you’re repeating things too… so just stop wasting time yourselves.
And if you read this whole list, you have WAY too much time on your hands ROFLOL.
169: Thats a pretty ignorant answer to the question, “Why do they have braille at a drive-thru ATM?” If the passengers were blind and the driver could see, they STILL wouldnt need the braille. Ur not going to have ur passenger reach across u to the window and feel the amounts to tell u what they want when u can just ask before or during the transaction.
you know your a redneck if your condoms say family size
why do dryer sheets stick to my clothes?
if you say to someone “drop dead!” and they do, is it considered murder?
if the temperature is 0 degrees today an is suppose to be twice the degrees tomorrow how many degrees is it tomorrow??
I swear, most of you people have to be sniffing glue or huffing paint. 95% of these are not funny or ironic in any way. Possibly 70% of them have answers that are common knowledge, the remaining 25% have answers. Some of this stuff is just plain wrong headed. Dry ice would not get you wet, it is solidified carbon dioxide and it will not burn you (again, it’s solid carbon dioxide). We call something retarded because that means slow or backward, not because it is a physical defect or brain disease, so “teen pregnancy” or “brain cancer” just doesn’t fit, does it? As for who Cain and Abel mated with? The Bible, in all it’s ignorant glory, states that they got their wives from the land of Nod, where God sent Enoch and the first round of “people” for being bad. Makes even more sense now, huh? One last thing and I’ll quit being a downer… Learn to spell! The box we type our messages into has a built in spell checker if you are using a modern browser. Use the mother trucker!
Technically, for those who keep asking “If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?” Baby oil is another name for mineral oil, therefore baby oil is made from minerals and not babies, as the question implies.
Lol. I got alot too! 1. Where’s outside? ive been looking for it for hours! 2. So what IS water? 3.Did I fart?
Yo number 552, Torture killer?
YOU must be sniffing glue or huffing paint. The jokes are on for fun, not literal critisism. These questions do sound pretty funny if you have any sense of humor whatsoever. You COMPLETELY lost the WHOLE IDEA of this whole website. And, really, do you want a cookie or something? Okay, so you ruined everyone’s fun. YOU’RE the one that looked this up anyway. WHAT is WRONG with you? And, honestly, if someone misspells something, WHO GIVES? You have WAAAAY too much time on your hands. Here’s a sentence dedicated to you: This webbcyte iz AUHSUM, it ceeriussliy deesurves aynn uhwared.
I can see if you want to say something like, ” I don’t think it was all that funny,” that’s fine, but your comment was RIDICULOUS
YOU JUST GOT SERVED BY A HAWAIIAN CHICK!
You’re welcome.
Is there a coffee break in tea factory ?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
for all you people trying to correct this 1, you forgets, if its 0 degrees celsius, change it to Fharanhite then double that
why is there braille on drive up atms?
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Well, I hope the easily amused, were happy.
Thats right. It was so sexii it went right off the page, close your jaw, you’re drooling. :-)
What would happen if you hired two PI’s to investigate eachother? It would be trippy
The answer to no. 85 (If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?) is approx. -136.5 degrees celcius and -229.8 fahrenheit. Sorry to be a spoil-sport.
to number 127…
she doesnt anymore….
Someone Answer #452 :D
On the other hand you have different fingers.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
If a tree falls in the forest but no one is around to hear it does the tree make a noise??
Whats worse then a cold toilet seat?
A warm one?
Why do we ask stupid questions ?
If Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, why was he so broken up over it?
(And the rhyme was in reference to a cannon on a castle wall that fell. It is depicted as an egg because have you ever tried putting an egg back together?)
If life gives you coke, sell it, and buy lemons!
408, WRONG! it still makes a sound :P! Just, no one hears it. Like, if you put fire crackers in a forset with a timer, and ran so far away you couldn’t hear it. IT STILL MAKES A SOUND WHEN THEY GO OFF! Sounds still happen if there are no recievers to hear it.
452, dentists dont give you lollipops. DOCTORS DO WHEN THEY GIVE YOU SHOTS :P!
i like this site.
i also like bananas.
HI, I am the 550th number.
Everyone knows that………..
WHY THE HELL WOULD A DENTIST GIVE YOU LOLIPOP?
That would be a great sales idea. If you leave a bowl of candy ANYWHERE, everyone knows that they would take more than ONE.Just like on Halloween.
If they put bowls of candy in the office, people (kids) would take, like, 20 pieces and then more people (kids) would have to come back in the future. I mean, really. When you eat candy, is the first thing you think about how that candy rots your teeth? NOOOO!!! Is the first thing you want to do after you eat candy BRUSH YOUR TEETH? of COURSE NOT!!!!!
So, people would come back because they are WAAAAAAAAAYYY too lazy to actually brush their teeth, i think….
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why do babbies wake up so early but when you get older you want to sleep a lot later?!!!!!!!!!.
Two blondes walked into a building,
You’d think at least on of them would have seen it.
How do policemen play “good cop, bad cop”, if the good cop never arrests the bad cop?
answer for number 106 ovcourse people would prefer a square pizza because you would get more out of it
why do they say sleeping like a baby when babies wake up everyhour?/
how do they get the peanutbutter in a reesses.
If oranges are called oranges, why arent lemons called YELLOWS??
WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE TO PUT UP STUPID QUESTIONS THAT ARENT EVEN FUNNY THEY ALL JUST SUCK!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME AND EFFORT!!! IF YOU ARE IN A JOB AS A COMEDIEN OR SOMETHING FUNNY YOU SHOULD BE SACKED!!NIF YOU ARE TRYING TO GET A JOB LIKE THAT… DONT EVEN BOthER SAVE OTHER PEOPLE THE PAIN OF THAT!! AND IF YOU ARENT TRYING TO DO EITHER OF THESE THE YOU ARE BEING VERY SMART AND KIND TO OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!!! you suck!! get a life!!!
If you need oxygen to burn something, and there is no oxygen in space, how does the sun burn?
Gullible is in the dictonary…i looked it up
…How many trees does it take to be a “forest” ?
why did mememe read 576 questions before he relized they were stupid? I wrote 1 question. You mememe read 576 of them. Who really needs a life here and who REALLY sucks? HUMMMMMMMM
At #44. that’s the whole point dumbass!
How do you Drown a blonde?….. Put a scratch and sniff pad at the bottom of the pool.
I bet Victoria does not even know her own Secret !
if u were travelling at the speed of light, would u b able 2 see ur headlights?
if ur knees bent the other way, how would chairs be shaped??
#85
if the temperature would be half as cold and you were measuring in celsius, it would be -136.575 degrees and if you were measuring in fahrenheit it would be -213.835 degrees. temperature is a measure of energy in the air.
If a skeleton gets a boner, is it called a flesher?
When someone asks you: what three things would take to a desert island, no-one ever says A BOAT?
Why is it that chicks say guys are crazy, yet they’re 37% more likely to see a psychiatrist?
if the opposite of opposite day is NOT opposite day.. how can there ever be and opposite day?