Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
why is there brail on an atm machine?
@:What weighs more: A ton of feathers or a ton of rocks?
a ton of rocks ;)
Wrong, they both weight the same, the question means ‘a tone worth of rocks or feathers’ Surely that will mean billions of feathers, but the question still stands ;)
If courn syrup is made of corn, what is cough syrup made of?
why is it called a building? isn’t it already finished?
if a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?
so wats up wit airline food
Why do towels get dirty if we only use them after washing ourselves?
hmm…why is it that….
(just imagine),
your friend goes to do something ‘bad’?,
you say,
“i wouldn’t do that if i were you!”…. if i WERE you then why would i be thinking about doing it just to tell myself again i wouldnt if i were me, because then i would be me, just in your form, which make me you but that still makes me, me because you cant be someone else, only you?
confused myself now.
i think thats how to put it?
…
this might be very logical?,,
but atm im confused thinking about it “/
hahahaahaha i like those i can’t stop laughing
heya all stupid dumbass who tries hard to be smartass.. first, i really dont want to answer questions on this site, because they shouldn’t be answered in the 1st place! these are just for FUN!!!!
..but 1 question i would like clear for additional information only.
“if the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?”
REAL, LOGICAL, and SCIENTIFIC answer:
if you mean 0 degrees celsuis, just convert it to KELVIN; 0 deg celsuis= 273 Kelvin
*note: coldness is NOT a thing, it’s the absence of heat*
so twice the coldness of 273 Kelvin is 136.5 Kelvin ( to check, reverse the process, what is twice the HEAT of 136.5 Kelvin? =273 Kelvin)
ANSWER: 136.5 Kelvin OR -136.5 degrees CELSUIS
(if you mean 0 deg Fahrenheit, same principle)
if you mean 0 Kelvin, then this question is senseless and has no answer. Kelvin is a unit of measuring temperature which has no negative value ( Kelvin is ABSOLUTE) means there is NOTHING COLDER THAN 0 KELVIN anywhere in this universe! 0 Kelvin is the temperature where it is the total absence of heat.
now, let’s enjoy this site AS IT IS! don’t try to answer these questions! they’re not meant to be answered! if you do, just make sure you know what you’re talking about…
ENJOY GUYS! peace
Why do blind people wear dark glasses,
yet deaf people dont wear ear muffs.
Before drawing boards what did people go back to.
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap.
How does a blind person know when they have finished wiping.
Where did the guy who wrote the dictionary look up his definitions to.
If something is spelt wrong in the dictionary, how do we know.
If currys are always lowering prices, howcome nothing is free yet.
If you are not supposed to have midnight snacks, how come there is a light in the fridge.
Why does water that has trickled through the mountains for centuries, go out of date next year.
Why isnt there mouse flavoured cat food.
Why are they called doughnuts when they are actually dough circles??
What if pinocchio says “My nose will grow now.”?
Most of these questions are stupid and really obvious and there are so many repeats. And honestly I have a very good humor
#188
“they inbred, ha”
well, if we are talking abotu eve’s kids inbreeding like it actually happened then we are all decendats of them, so we are all inbred too, i think that will shut you up from “haing” at something not really that amusing
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood with chuck norris?
why does my cell phone keep ringing even after I txt it to trn off?
o ya and y does mememe say these questions suck when clry ther are ligetamet?
What’s your nickname if your name is Nick?
if life gives you lemons…
get a job ya free loader
If something is nonsense then it doesnt have senses. So tht means the only thing that is nonsense is death right?
if a pizza is a circle…and the trash can is a circle…why is the box square??
Do British people imitate american accents?
#173 wtf
dry ice is not hot, dry ice has such a cold temperature that it would kill skin tissue and cause pain, giving someone the feeling of a burn from something hot like fire. plus, if it were hot, it’d be in the gaseous state of CO2, not in the solid state. Go learn chemistry then you would understand how to accurately comment on the states of compounds, such as solid CO2 a.k.a dry ice.
newton saw a falling apple, n discovered gravy, he had been passing shit for almost 25 years, why didnt he realized it then???
WHO IS SHE
like “That’s what she said”
whoever this she person is she sounds like a whore
how could mary have jesus AND a little lamb? and did u know jesus really died by getting hit by a speed boat walkin to work?
in the book of tarzan it says that he shaved after he met the explor
scientist: nobody cares that you know science and we dont…
#607
umm *cough* nerd *cough*
and umm y is it called dry ice/ if ice is water and water is slippery
How come when your girlfriend or wife gets pregnant everyone rubs her belly and says congratulations but nobody rubs our penis and says good job? Its not fair
Why is it that people who say they don’t believe in God, always say “Oh My God” When something extreme happens to them?
Why is cat spelled C-A-T and not K-A-T?
Where does the matching sock go when you throw it in the dryer?
Why do guys think it’s ok or cute when they fart, to blame it on someone else?
If dogs are sensitive to scents, why do they always insist on smelling each other’s butts?
If a dog is a man’s best friend, why is a woman’s best friend battery operated?
If a fly lost it’s wings would it be called a Crawl?
I’m looking for a poem titled “Of Louses and Meese and Little Mongeese.”
It begins:
“I’ll begin with a box and its plural is boxes
but the plural of ox is oxen not oxes
If I showed you a foot and a pair is called feet
if I showed you a boot would a pair be called beet….”
It goes on comparing other words such as mouse/mice: house/hice, goose/geese: moose me/meese.
I found it on-line a couple of years ago, but can no longer find it. Any suggestions? I would be most grateful if someone could direct me to a copy of this poem. I believe I first heard it in seventh grade English class. Thank you.
someone asked what is the speed of dark ? the speed of light but in the other direction
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?
Why am I here?
why when we leave people say “are you leavinq”?
why when someone lost their keys someone always asks “where”?
this page is a complete waste of space
why do people at ihop walk?
Why does Cup of noodles smell like pee?
Because there are other lemon colors stoopeeh!
Why do people like katt williams?
If i curse a lot and be annoying
will i be famous too?
how come these questions are impossible to answer? including this one?
no Katt Williams is just a funny person regardless.
You skeezer.
hahahaha lol number 50
If you have to be talented to gain success how was Twilight published?
why i’m searching for a stupid question ?
ik superman flies …but….how does superman fly faster?
I’m only answering this one because i heard it ages ago and the answer that came with it was awesome
So the question is. . .
What if Pinocchio says “My nose will grow now.�
And the answer I’ve heard is
His head would explode in a puff of sawdust.
^_^ Enjoy
If mission impossible was so damned impossible, why did it have like 2 sequels?