Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
Why is it when someone tells the next person in line that the cash machine is broken, they try themselves???
452: When you go to the dentist why do they give you a lolipop???
Answer: They give you one to screw up your teeth so you come back soon and they make more money off of you…
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle
Why is the sky blue?
Say you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone. where do you tell them to go?
Is it illegal to make out with your wife while the cop writes your ticket?
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Shouldn’t Ronald McDonald be, like, heavier?
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What if you don’t have time for a time management course?
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Shouldn’t women earn bachelorette’s degrees?
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What do people in China call their good plates?
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If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
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What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Why do we still call it “shipping” when it goes by plane and truck?
What is the opposite of medium?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Can you cry underwater?
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doorsWhy doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle
Why is the sky blue?
Say you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone. where do you tell them to go?
Is it illegal to make out with your wife while the cop writes your ticket?
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Shouldn’t Ronald McDonald be, like, heavier?
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What if you don’t have time for a time management course?
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Shouldn’t women earn bachelorette’s degrees?
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What do people in China call their good plates?
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If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
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What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Why do we still call it “shipping” when it goes by plane and truck?
What is the opposite of medium?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Can you cry underwater?
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
@157 According to bible scholars, Their family made a tribe. Their sons married their sisters and did it with them. I know it’s pretty odd, but no one else was around.
162: Donkey Kong was originally supposed to be ‘Monkey’ Kong, but the copyright company somehow messed it up, hence how we now have the seemingly-meaningless name of Donkey Kong.
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Why do you say can I ask a question because it doesn’t matter if you say yes or no you still ask it!!!
Would an infinite number of monkeys sitting at an infinite number of typewriters really eventually recreate the complete works of William Shakespeare?
Answer to do fat people skinny dip?
No they chunky dunk!
if a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?
(Testcial)
to #106. we dont cover our eyes because we can close them, but we cant close our ears. duh !
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
What is the opposite of medium?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Can you cry underwater?
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
to the question “If today’s temperature is 0 deg F and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?”
Ans: 0F is = -17.77° Celsius, so it will be -35.54° Celsius or -31.97° Fahrenheit
#386 his horse’s name is friday >_>
If chocolate chip cookies are made of chocolate chip and penut butter cookies are made of penut butter what are girl scout cookies made from
if you expect the unexpected doesnt that make the unexpected expected?
doesnt expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Why is it called myspace if everybody has access to it?
If a whale had rabbies and it was under water, instead of foaming would there be bubbles? every bored teen’s question
Do fish get thirsty?
if all ciderella’s equipment change on 00:00, why her shoe doesn’t???
do deaf people dream in closed caption?
To 636: cause it’e funny dude
If it is illegal to drive wile your drunk why do bars have parking lots?
*If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
*Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
*Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
*If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
*If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
*When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
*If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Okay number 522. First of all I love this site it’s hilarious. They are quesions meant to be Here for laughs not always answers. And before you go acting completely “brilliant” with yer fancy answers real lemon juice is not dangerously acidic. I eat lemons and I’m not injured in any way.
Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan’s last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says “Not available in all states”?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don’t taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver’s license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
What’s the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather “macaroni”?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?
Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
When two people marry, they say, “you may kiss the bride”. What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water”?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called ‘Jolly Ranchers’? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Can a black person join the kkk?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
When there’s two men who “get married”, do they both go to the same bachelor party?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in “PU, that stinks!”)?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven’t been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say “it’s only a game” when they’re winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it’s not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why can’t donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
If there’s a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
Do people in prison celebrate halloween…. if so how?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they’re English?
What do Greeks say when they don’t understand something?
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it “gels” the smell is gone?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes’ asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
If one man says, “it was an uphill battle,” and another says, “it went downhill from there,” how could they both be having troubles?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
At what point in man’s evolution did he start wiping his ass?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How come all of the planets are spherical?
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn’t just peel right off?
when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
Why doesn’t Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can you still say “Put it where the sun don’t shine ” on a nude beach?
What do people in China call their good plates?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why don’t woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they say a football team is the ‘world champion’ when they don’t play anybody outside the US?
Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
Were Mary and Joseph’s surname Christ before Jesus was born?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn’t it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
Does a ‘Marks-A-Lot’ marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
On Gilligan’s Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver’s license?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can’t you get honey from a plastic bee?
Can bald men get lice?
When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
Why are women and men’s shoe sizes different?
Can you “stare off into space” when you’re in space?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Is “vice-versa” to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it’s illegal to keep one as a pet?
Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Is it appropriate to say “good mourning” at a funeral?
If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you’re caught “between a rock and a hard place”, is the rock not hard?
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Who coined the phrase, ‘coined the phrase?’
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don’t produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
What is another word for “thesaurus”?
why is Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia(Fear of long words) so long word?
your kno the saying ” if life gives u lemons u make lemonade.?” well wat if u dont have suger.?
why do u put your towel in the dirty cloths basket if u come out the shower clean
@540 no but they can feel it .
If quizzes are quizzicals, then what are tests?
If a fly had no wings, could it be called a walk?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The Egg: Dinosaurs where laying eggs long before the evolution of chickens “DUH†Dumb Ass
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Do gold fish have teeth? im not trying to be stupid, i really wanna know the answer!!!
The Chicken came first people, God created animals not eggs…. hahaha
what gets wet the more u dry???
A towel
Is a word is spelt wrong in the dictonary, how would we know?
If someone says it IS opposite day, do they have to say it’s NOT
if this sentence is a lie, does that mean it’s not a lie, or is the lie lying about the sentence being a lie?
To the person who wrote 205, the only way to wake up dead is if you are a zombie, waking up dead.
to the person who asked.
if you jumped into a tub of dry ice, would you need a towel to dry off?
the answer is no. because you would probably be dead. leaving the towel irrelevant to the question
Why is there Braille on drive up ATM’s
why do we park in a drive way and drive on the park way???
if bald head pple go to get shaved, do they pay half tha price?
why do we understand and not overstand?
how much does it really cost to pay attention?
which rule says that we must wear clothes??i mean is it illegal to stay naked really???
number 122 don’t you mean which one is pink?, not floyd
why do people who don’t like wrestling say its fake yet us fans know that it still hurts the wrestlers from time to time especially since people make mistakes almost every day
If barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
If once you pop you can’t stop why do pringles come with resealable lids?
How can you have a civil war? If builders don’t like building a 13th floor, why don’t authors skip chapter eleven? Why is it that your flashlight is really just a place to hold dead batteries? Why is cargo sent by ships and shipments sent by cars? During a flight, why do people treat those little one ounce pretzel packets like they’re something really special?
Would you commit suicide if your life depended on it?
to number 56
if you’re double jointed you can actually rub your eyes with your elbows. its possible. i can do it. its also possible to lick your elbow. i am living proof.
so the impossible is possible
hey that was really interesting…
i liked If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?