Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
if you stay awake all night, do you still have morning breath?
If 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why do they need locks on the doors?
Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder?
gasarless ou cimetral, hei donsa nidola?
we press the buttons harder because its cool k?
O.o?
why cant you rub ur eyes with your elbows?!!?!?!?!?!
no seriously i tried…it loks like ur smelling ur pits.
newayzzz wooh-who is right- that is why we press the button cuz we’re just cool like that…
Can Fat ppl go skinny-dipping?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why did they make a song about it?
If You go on a blind date dose that mean ur date is blind?
If You are not wearing clothes then what is your underwear?
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how come cartoon characters never change clothes?
how come when villians shoot bullets at superman, he stands there and let the bullets hit him, but when they throw the actual gun at him he ducks?
if a cow laughs real hard, does milk skit out its nose.
how come all male super heros have two first names? (bruce wayne, clark kent, peter parker)
hey so what is better since slice bread?
if corn syrup is made from corn, and veggie oil is made from veggies, what is baby oil made from?
‘0’
if a tree falls in a forest and no ones around , do you hear it ?
i mean does it make a sound
If pro is the opposite of con than is progress the opposite of congress
“bruce wayne”; “clark kent”; ad “peter parker” are not two first names. its first name and last.
2 blondes walk into a building, you would think one of them would have seen it.
accidents happen, just ask your parents
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
why is it that when the door is open they call ajar but when the jar is open it isnt adoor?
wys is it that the night falls but the day breaks?
if a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless or both???
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testical. Who said Humpty Dumpty was an egg anyway? If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what do you do?
I saw a funny definition up at #4. Here’s another. What is politics, Well, Poli- or Poly- means many, and tics are parasitic blood-sucking creatures. I gues politics are many parasitic blood-sucking creatures.
Why is it that shopping trollies have a mind of their own
If you drop soap does it get dirty?
If someone goes outside to get some air… what were they breathing inside?
Why is it that the first thing they teach you on an airplane is how to crash? Does being curled up in a ball help soften the 20,000 foot drop?
you know the signs on store doors that say, “No shoes, NO shirt, No service!”? Well, what about pants?
how do I set my laser printer to stun?
if ice can burn then can fire freeze?
why do people seldom look up?
do insect eardrums burst if we step near them?
if computers can shut down, and humans can shut up, does that mean that computers can talk?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn’t be mysteries.
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “you know what…I’m gonna squeeze those pink dangly things and drink whatever comes out”?
how hard is hard enough?
why is it impossible to suffocate by holding you’re breath?
why’re thoughts usually pictures?
does nutri grain only work if you’re already super strong…
and the ultimate question is…
why do I keep coming back to this site!?
If money does not grow on trees, why then do banks have branches?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
If a man is going through his mid-life crisis, if he is playing hide-and-seek, does he lose because he cannot find himself?
After amphibians eat, do they have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
If a deaf person goes on trial, is it still called a hearing?
Why do they have braille at drive-up ATMs?
Why does glue not stick to the bottle?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
if u drill a hole through the center of the earth, gravity pulls u down, if you go past the center will u go backwards back to the center?
Glue Doesnt Stick to the bottle because there is no air constantly touching the glue to dry it. #84
if there are right and left shoes why arent there right and left socks.
why is the word abbreviation so long?
And they guy wanted the cow pink thing’s liquid because he saw the babies drinking from it instinctivly #81
How does white out not dry up in the bottle
Who first figured out how to milk a cow, and what did they think they were doing at the time?
If teflon doesn’t stick to antthing, how does it stay on the pan?
Who cares how mucj wood a wood-chuck could-chuck?
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
Isn’t the spice of life SPICE?
How come on the Flinstones, they use their feet to power the car. Doesn’t it just make more sense to keep walking?
91, because of the laws of inertia, the car would keep moving even after he moved his legs off of the ground.
Why are they called apartments if they are built together?
Why are they called buildings if they’ve already been built?
Why is it called a blacklight if it’s purple?
Why isn’t there another word for thesaurus?
If all of the demons cast out of Beelzebub entered the pigs, would that have made it deviled ham?
Why do they always served deviled eggs at church luncheons.
When you eat a jaw-breaker, why doens’t your jaw break?
When you chew a new-breathe, whos new breathe are you getting?
Why are you stoned when you are high, why not rocked?
You can see the stripes on a tiger, but how do you know he’s clean?
Why is Bill short for William, why not Billiam?
Why are long words called five dollar words, why not million dollar words?
Why is meat from a chicken just called chicken, but from a cow it is beef? Or from a pig it is pork.
okay so when your laying on your stomach your legs are backwards but your arms are frontwards
but if you lay on your back your arms are still frontwards. why?????
wait jk…
when someone says my head hurts so much its not even funny or somthing like that, why would it be funny in the first place?
why is it that you never hear of a psychic winning the lottery?
what would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror?
why is it that you read all of these and when your done you try to go tell all your friends these but you cant remeber sh*t.
where does steel wool come from?
can you get cornered in a round room?
how come when people talk to their dogs telling them to do sumthing in english they get mad when they wont listen??????