Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
When you’re in Amish country, does Motel 6 leave a light on for you?
haha these are hilarious
how come you never see a unhappy face
Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’??
why is the word abbreviation so long???
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“cute as a button” is that supposed to be a compliment?? since when were buttons cute??
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why do they put pictures of criminals on the Post Office?? what r we supposed to do write to these people?!? why dont the put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are delivering the mail??
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Why are we scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse??
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shouldnt we start making the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate??
would you rather a square pizza in a round box ???
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?
To number 85:
If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Welll..according to number 23: If today is today then, tomorrow never comes. Well If today it’s zero degrees, and tomorrow never comes then the temperature will always stay at zero.
Why is it when something is bad we say, “oh that’s so retarded.” Why don’t we say things like, “oh that’s so teen pregnancy, or oh that’s so brain cancer?”
If You painted a light bulb black, would it go darker when you turned it on?
How come when you scream “ARGH!!!” in a library everyone stares at you but when you do the same thing on a plane everyone joins in???
When lightning hits the sea, why don’t the fish get struck?
if you drilled a hole through the earth from one end to the other and jumped in. would you fall all the way through to the other side or would you fall down half and climb up other half?
if you do that, you will burn because of the core at the center of the earth!
Why is it called a driveway if we park on it
why do they call it break dancing if you don’t break anything
When best friends get in a fight and say i never want 2 be friends with you again…….why do u hang out with them the next day?
The apple doesnt fall far from the tree the tree just grows far from the apple.
Why do they call them “apple jacks” when they don’t taste like apples?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
OMG~~ask these questions to ur enemy and they will go crazy!!!
How long does it take 2 drive 2 Europe?
Who was the first person to want to eat a shroom out of cow poo
Why is a penny actually worth more than a penny…isn’t whoever is making them losing money
Why did they skip the “E” in the grading system
If there’s a microphone and a mega phone what ever happened to the average phone?
I like Pink Floyd, but which one of them is Floyd?
some of these are actually really quite funny but i would have to save that most of them you could actually answer by ur self
y do they call a hot dog, a hot dog?
if blondes are so stupid and people make fun of them, then why do people keep dying their hair blonde?
since most people dont eat computers, y do they call it an apple???
Does Victoria have a secret?
If we haven’t found other intelligent life but it is out there, doesn’t that make us dumb?
To 119, victoria does have a secret which is why her brand is victoria’s secret being her secret lol
If Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants, then why does he wrap a towel when he comes out from the shower?
Can a teacher give a homeless student homework??
Does a fly without no wings be called a walk?
Good grief people. Why must you repeat the same things two and three times? Read the whole thing, if you have something new, post it. If its already been said, why say it? Stop wasting out time
if swimming is such a good exercise why are whales fo fat?
ok al of you guys who were sayin stuff about that person who said something and her user name was blondie well u need to know that blonde is a hair color, not a state of mind! : ) ok thats all*
oh and i totally agree w/ Jeff up there cause i read through it all too and i got bored with all the repeats…
ummmm… hi this is like a reply thing to the q does victoria have a secret. it applies to queen victoria who had an affair and that was her secret….. thats prob. y they make those type of clothes……..
Why do you never see baby Pigeons?
if gas is a liquid why is it called gas?
If you dive into a pool of dry ice, when you get out, will you need a towel to dry off?
ya kno how roman noodles, gum, and other thigs have original flavor… what is original supposed to taste like? is it supposed to taste the same reguardless of the product?
Do penguins have knees?
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
why don’t cat fish have kittens?
to jeff and volleyball4lyfe ,
if you are so concerned about not loosing time, why are you reading this page, for pure science
if men and women are made in gods image does that mean god is a hermaphrodite?
why is it called a classified ad if its there to let us know what there selling?
why is it we eat spring rolls year round?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
what do sheep count when they cant sleep?
whats something the poor have, the rich need, and is greater than god?
Answer:nothing-because theres nothing greater than god.=D
do vegetairians eat animal crackers?
if the sun is going down on our side and coming up on there side whouldnt that mean there upside down…?
gravity isnt responsible for people falling in love.♥
define old.
i used to want a BMW now i just want the BM.
lots more. tell me if you want some.
teehee.
ily.
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