Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
Who put the keep off the sign grass on the grass?
is the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
why do people say they know somthing if they don’t want you to ask what it is?
there is true n false, right n wrong, rhetorical questions…does this mean there is rhetorical answers???
if you dump water on your bed is it still wetting your bed
why do they always make kids toys to small for the kids
if you shoot your reflection in the mirror would it still hurt
who is “they” anyway
if someone tells you to watch your lamosquitoes nguage couldnt you still say bad words since its physically impossible to look at your language.
i mean who came up with that saying anyway seriously i think “they” should lick they’re eyesight (makes obscene hand gesture) >:(
P.S. i think mesquites would make terrific lawyers and why do they call mesquite sauce mesquite anyway does it contain misquotes
P.S.S. i think that atheism is a non prophet organization just like #4
if you guys all think im a scycopath im not i just put up strange stuff for fun on websites i think are coolio
Does a Bee know it’s going to die when it stings you?
If so, are its final thoughts “this’ll hurt me more than it does you”?
why is there brail on the drive through atm?
notice that the other lane always goes faster then the one your on.. so why do people change over if the OTHER one always goes faster!!
why do some people cpver their ears when they get scared of something they saw? as if not hering it will make it go away!??
To jeff #132, way up there…. Yes i agree that people should stop posting things over and over. although if u have enough time on ur hands to come to this website then reading a few things over shouldn’t be wasting you time. if it is don’t come to the website.
Why is Donkey Kong called Donkey Kong?? Where’s the damn donkey?
Why does Non-dairy creamer have a warning label “contains milk” ?
If it is better to be strong than weak, why is ‘strong language’ bad ?
Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Did people call Robin Hood’s mom Mother Hood?
Does the Michelin Man get tired?
If it takes more muscles to frown than smile, then wouldn’t unhappy people’s faces be in better shape?
If marriage is an institution and love is blind, wouldn’t married couples in love belong to an institution for the blind?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
In the song “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini,” which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?
Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
Can you still say “Put it where the sun don’t shine ” on a nude beach?
Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
what did thinks taste of before chickens were around
the buttered toast and cat thing—
the cat and toast would spin creating a vaccuum in space sucking everything up and putting the earth in a void in space crating a black hole which would then take us off the map of the universe and all the other planets would laugh at us because they already knew what would happen.
Answer to “Why is there braille on the drive through ATM?”
It’s because the driver of the car may not necessarily be the one taking money from his/her bank. They may have a blind passenger who is the one getting money.
And a question: who was the first person to think “Hey, look at that chicken. I’m going to cook and eat the next thing that comes out of its ass!” ?
That is all :)
if money is made from paper, and paper is made from trees…does money grow from trees?
if brownies werent brown…what wud they b called?…if they were green..wud they b greenies?
To 125: Most?
If you have a midlife crisis at 15, will you die when your 30?
Who was the first person to say “Meat tastes good, but it will taste even better in ball form!”
How many spots do the 101 dalmatians have?
If Eve was the only woman on earth, who did her son do it with?
to 139 if you dive into a tub of dry ice the towel will not be neccessary because your whole body would be burned off.
dry ice is HOT!
funny funny funny crud dudes
nice work =)
What if someone died in the livin room??
Would you need a silencer if you were going to shoot a mime??
When people lose weight, does anybody ever find it??
Where is Old Zealand??
Why are violets blue and not violet??
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets??
Why do feet smell and noses run??
After they make styrophoam, what do they ship it in??
How is it possible to “run out of space”??
What would happen if you actually swallow a pride??
What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company??
How do you get off a non-stop flight??
to Ruby, “what do they call a coffee break at the lipton tea company?” – A COFFEE BREAK…
[its really not that tough you just have to put your mind to it and figure it out. =)
163.
zealand is located in the flatlands lands of the netherlands.
166 – Anonymous dude,
you sound really smart. could u tutor me in like every subject??
i need some help. :D
can i ask you a question?
Have you ever tried to buy a “Kit and Kabootle”? You can buy the kit, but they’re always out of Kabootles!
This, that, and the other – I’ve heard people say, “I’ll take this and that”, but you have to buy the other, it’s a set!
Why do they put a post office box out in front of the post office? You’re already there!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
i would really like som1 to answer #161, the last question. tnx!
answer to what’s so impossible in mission impossible? – the mission ;p
LMAO?
if your “laughing your ass off” where does it go?
Where do homeless people have 95% of their accidents?
Answer to #155, fat and slim chance.
Fat chance is used sarcastically, so literally meaning slim chance. Slim meaning small, so :. small chance.
#85.if the temp was zero degrees and it was twice as cold tomoro it wud be -2 degrees.duuhh
#161; eve wasn’t the only woman on earth, she had other children so obviously her son did it with her daughter..which makes them inbread hahah
why aren’t french fries all made in france?
is it me or are these questions getting worse?
why do rhetorical questions exist …and most cannot b answered?
#186. You need not try to straighten #85. Any number times Zero is Zero (including the number Two) Therefore #85’s question is a logical one!
If you are innocent until proven guilty, they why are you arrested and sent to jail before your trial?
If a blind person was born blind, and they haev enver seen anything in their life, can tehy see their dreams?
Do blind people take their dogs skydiving??
why would a blind person go skydiving they wouldnt kno when to pull the string and i dont think there sog will do it for them. n.e way
if ur in ur car and ur going 2x the speed of light and u turn on ur head lights would they work?
why is charlie short for charles when they’re the same number of letters?
how come you never hear father in law jokes?
why do psychics have to ask for your name?
if emos are so non-conformist how come they all look the same?
what if someone became addicted to therapy; if so, how would you treat them?
how about you put some funny ones on here
ok i have some REAL funny ones…
How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest,
but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes.
Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it’s made out of BEEF?
Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
If “Con†is the Opposite of “Proâ€â€¦.then what is the opposite of PROGRESS?
Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients….
but DISH WASHING LIQUID comtains real lemons?
How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn’t grow in it?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a PIG is dead, to “CURE†it?
Why do we wash BATH TOWELS-aren’t we clean when we use them?
Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
Why doesn’t GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s�
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp†to have an “S†in it?
What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow,
only to be troubled and insecure?
What’s another word for synonym?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice�
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all�
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cop arrests a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
so your question was pointless
what happens if a black cat with a rabbit’s foot in its mouth crosses your path?