Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
can you get hit by a parked cat while chasing a dead cat?
If Rabbit feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
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Isn’t Disney world just a people trap managed by a mouse?
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If you wear a teflon suite, can you ever get into a sticky situation?
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well the thing with tarzan shaving with a knife, yeah you could read the books or whatever but ask yourself, how do you think he knew that he had to shave, or how to shave??? The question isn’t as stupid as you make it out to be!!!
What do you mean you couldn’t make a round box to squish into a flatpack. If you make the box just a little bigger than the pizza then i would be easier to fit it into a flatpack because the pizza is actually smaller than the original square box. It simple really, if you think about it. And why do people always try to make logical sense of these questions without really thinking about it. if you want to answer these questions make sure your answer makes sense before you post it OK!!
how can you wake up dead?
Here’s 2 that haven’t been posted:
Is God so almighty that he can create a wall so high that he himself cannot climb over?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why do they call it “run over” when you get hit by a car? You aint running.
Why does it say “may contain peanuts” on peanut wrappers?
haha nice to know this stuff! lol
Woahhh. theres heaps of these things.. haha
i like the diarrhea 1
lol
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why do they call it chili when its hot?
If my roommate can perfect the art of astral projection, why can’t he astral project himself to a job interview?
If a man says that he can only tell lies would you belive him?
why is that everyone driving faster that you an idoit
and everyone driving slower that you is a moron??
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Mebbe you’ve all heard these ones before, so apologies if I’ve sucessfully managed to waste your time :)
Why doesnt quicksand work quick?
Why are fight rings square?
And why do we call it a “Guinea pig”, when its not from Guinea, nor is a pig?
funny is as funny does
haha 214 thats interesting hahahaha
what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If pink is the new black, what’s the new pink?
If you were to go to shoot a mime, would you need a silencer?
iF BARBiE iS SO POPULAR WHY DO U HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS??
if you drilled a hole through the earth from one end to the other and jumped in. would you fall all the way through to the other side or would you fall down half and climb up other half?
>>> you will start oscillating in Simple harmonic motion since gravity will pull you all the time.
why is there braille telling you what a “Caution: HOT!” sign is saying? Or the same question for a “Do Not Touch!” sign…
hi me again
there’s a law in washington that if u have crimminal records, u have to call the police and tell them what crime you’re going to do before u do it.
well, if u were going to rob a bank, what would be the point if u were just going to get arrested when u arrived?
If you spill detergent on the floor… is your floor dirty or clean?
Ok, a lot of this is really, really funny and I “laughed my ass off” but #204 you should make sure you know what your talking about before you post something! Flat pack refers to the way boxes are shipped. They are shipped flat and then folded when they arrive at their destination. Round boxes would be huge when flat and waste material when cut and space when flat and cost extra to ship because of their larger size. No wonder you call yourself Looza. You said it not me. #206 The egg. Think about it… eggs have been around since the dinosaurs. Looooooooooong before the chicken. Thanks for the chuckles too everyone that’s not a Looza.
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
if a turtle loses it’s shell is it naked or homeless
Why do they put the “do not turn upside down” signs on the bottom of boxes
in peter pan what was captain hook’s name before the crocodile bit his hand off? captain hand?
How can you half assume?
If your mad people say “take a chill pill”. Then what happens if your sad are you supposed to take a “hot” pill?
Ok me again….LOL!….If you’re walking down a road and come across a fork in the raod and theres a girl standing in between the fork and one path leads to trueville and one leads to lieville. What question could you ask the girls to get to trueville? P.S. yes you do not know if she is from lieville or trueville.
If justin brought sexy back, where did sexy go?
this cite is great
If you cross a bulldog with a Shih tzu, would it be considered a bullshit?
Why do people repeat the same question?wtf. Give me something new and fresh! I’ve heard all of these before. And were did sexy go?
If The Operator For 911 Has A Heart Attack, Who Does He/She Call?
How Comes When You Blow In A Dogs Face It Gets Mad, But Its In A Car It Sticks Its Head Out The Window?
why is this funny
Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why can’t donuts be square?
Why is it that the crew of gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a cocconut but can’t fix a hole in a boat
if your square and it means your boring,if someone calls you round does it mean your exiting? and if so, what does being called triangle mean?
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ask her to point out the path which does not lead to her home town. that way she will always point to lieville
No.198 ‘sullivan’;
1.They are called ‘Hamburgers’ because the were invented in ‘Hamburg’ – ‘Germany’
2. if a turtle loses its shell it’s Dead because it is part of it’s body.
No.187 ‘yo’;
0/2 is not -2 it’s 0!
No.183 ‘kerwin’;
Number 161 or ‘Immortal_Heaven’ didn’t ask any questions.
No.139 ‘Dipstick101’;
Good point why do americans call ‘Petrol’ or ‘Petroleum’ to be precise ‘Gas’ it’s a F**king Liquid!
Do you agree than Nothing is Better than ‘having anything you want’. Do you also agree that ‘bread’ is Better than Nothing. If so that means ‘Bread’ is better than ‘having anything you want’. :P
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother. (Ahh time paradox)
Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be ‘no’?
Let’s say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let’s also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?
I conclude with this challenge:
Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he can not pick up!
I’ll correct that, you can NOT devide 0 by 2! it’s impossible!
ok i’ll correct u ‘calum of ENGLAND’
its not DIVIDING, its multiplying and “0” multiplied by anything is “0”
so it’ll just keep being “0” everyday and it will never be twice as cold
ok heres a question…….
how come whenever u see signs that say “Stay off grass” or “Caution: HOT” or “Caution: Wet Paint” or “Caution: Wet Floor,” u just have to go and step on the grass JUST ONCE, and u have to go and quickly touch watever is hot, and u just have to lightly touch the wet paint, and u just have to walk across the wet floor?
ya. idiots…
answer to #127:
Does Victoria have a secret?
-yeah her name is Victor
187 no becuse 2×0 is 0
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand up straight and Pluto is on all fours, when they are both dogs?
Does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing both of those songs?
Answer to 239: Gas is an abbreviation of the words “Ethanol Gasoline.” Which happens to be a liquid.
And something else to for everyone to ponder…
Why is it called a club sandwhich when anyone can enjoy it?