Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for monosyllabic ?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Why are black boxes yellow?
If a fly does not have wings, what can we call it “a walk”?
Victor??????? how is that a secret?
to #247 “If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?” becuase if you “move” 10 miles away that will be your home so accidents will still happen to you 5 miles from where your new home is
to #218, if ur scared half to death twice, uve got a quarter left becuase, if you get scared half to death, then uve got a half left, then scared half to death again, uve got a quarter left
why do our feet smell and or nose run?
what is the speed of dark?
why doesnt glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
if vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
if an orange is an orange, ehy isnt a yellow a yellow?
if a tree falls on a mime in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound?
who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off
who was the first person 2 think, I love ping pong. LETS MAKE IT VIRTUAL!
can u giv home work 2 a homeless kid?
What color is the food chain?
why do people say “i luv u like the brother i never had” it doesnt make sense! no one likes their siblings! they r HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why do they call it sky diving if there’s no water?
what if i CAN believe its not butter?
who IS Bob Saggot?
once you delete mail that has already been deleted..where does it go?
why do water bottles have ingridient labels on them?
If no one has ever seen santa how do they know what his laugh is like???
Why is it if a man peeps on a woman while she’s undressing its called peeping, but when a woman peeps on a man while he’s undressing the call it indecent exposure?
Why do bags of nuts have may contain nuts opn it? I hope it bloody does.
and why is abbrevate such a long word ref#248
what is yours but everybodyelse uses it ? Your name
why is it when someone wants to ask a stupid question they say…can i ask a stupid question. some say that there are no stupid questions, but this just tops it.
If u put a hot dog in the fridge is it just a dog??
what was captain hooks name before he got a hook for a hand??
you people have no lives!! im sorry…… not really but still. you have no lives!
Why is it that people repeatedly post questions that have actual and logical answers already???
why is it that supermac got half his whys? off of here
if toothpaste came out your nose would everything smell minty fresh
why am i so awesome?
So 2 atoms are walking on the street and one says ‘wait! i dropped an electron!’ and the other one says “are you sure?” and the other says ‘yeah I’m positive!”
Why is a dark room called a dark room when its not dark?
yes, if you drop soap it does get dirty. verrrryy dirty. haha.
if ur on a plane 2 canada and ur coming from the US when u cross into canada does the drinking age change on the plane?
how would they get a fire out if the fire was at a trick birthday candle factory?
wouldnt it just blow out and come back?
hey #170 money ismade from wool fibers… not paper… so money doesnt grow on trees….
What do chinese keyboards look like?
How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray?
waste of time
Hey #278 you’re as stupid as the page suggests
conventional money IS made from paper
other material MAY be used but wool fibers are NOT on hat list stupid
WHERE THE HELL IS WALDO!!!!!!!!
If Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t even cares, WHY THE HELL DOES HE KEEPS ON DOIN IT?
JUST WHERE THE HELL IS WALDO!!?? AND/OR CARMEN SAN DIEGO…
why is a groundhog called a ground “hog”
why did the word “nut” come from
ok, to answer that zero degrees question…
lets say it was fifteen degrees on ‘wednesday’, and then zero degrees on ‘thursday’, to be as twice as cold on the day after that, ‘friday’, it would have to be negative fifteen degrees… i havent figured out what would happen if it was a negative # on ‘wednesday’… :\
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does it make sense to alcohol swab the area of a person that will receive a lethal injection?
A lot here & not sure if this is already up there somewhere or not, one of my fav’s:
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to???
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bc the world likes to laugh at others pain. not even kidding
giving up is for quitters
Canericans belong in Canerica….dont ask
Do stairs go up or down
281 do your research properly! Paper money, is made from paper made of rags. Cotton or linen fabric is beaten to create cotton or linen fibers. You have probably heard of “rag paper” or “fine linen writing paper.” This is where it comes from
What is it called if ur braids lock?
Why is it called ur sunday’s best if u wear it on the monday?
Why do people make loud nosies when there tryin to be quiet?
Why are they called mythbusters and they futher enhance the myths?
if we stand straight up, & were on the side of the earth, then technically aren’t we standing sideways??? the only place you would stand up would be north pole && south pole, you would stand upside down!!
Do bald people use body wash or conditioner to wash their heads?