Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
if a seven eleven is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year …why are there locks on the doors.
Are you SURE the 24 hour bar is open?
why do they call it quick sand if it sinks u down slowly???
If the k is silent in knife, then why the hell is it there in the first place.? Take it out its confusin me! Have you ever found the need for a silent letter in you own person life? “my name is bob. that b-k-o-b†“no dude your name is bkob.
I wonder what the first guy to milk a cow was thinking???
Do crabs think we walk sideways??
If an insect transmitted you a disease that killed you. Does it go to Hell?
why are you guys stupid
was the orange named after the colour, or the colour after the fruit?
who decided that a swear word was a swear word?
what is the purpose of a hiccup?
why does it take a couple of seconds for me to feel my hand burning when if i cut it i feel it straight away?
why is there a raised black ring around most people’s irises?
is there a point to moles (the ones on your skin, not the little mammals underground, although…)?
to question 95:
physics say that anything in motion has the tendency to move at the same speed, so the headlights would work
at three times the speed of light i think…….
To #187…. Zero multiplied by 2 is still zero.
As for the one about the teflon and the frying pan, the teflon is sprayed on in liquid form, then baked onto the surface.
Lightning would actually be slower if it didn’t zig-zag. It follows the path of least resistance to earth.
ok number 232 i have the answer you ask her if people can breathe under water lie vile will say yes and truth ville will say no.
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This sentence is false.
How do wet suits keep you dry?
who was the first person to look at a cow and say “ill just pull on these dangly things and drink whatever comes out
If the unicorn is indeed invisible, then how do we KNOW it is pink?
@:why is it impossible to suffocate by holding you’re breath?
well its because you dont control you’re breathing, well not completley. it would be like stopping your heart to beat, you just cant control it
@: if money is made from paper, and paper is made from trees…does money grow from trees?
nope. paper is just made out of a tree’s bark
@: does it make sense to alcohol swab the area of a person that will receive a lethal injection?
ofc, have you ever seen those yellow and red telephones. if one of them rings… well sure you will figure it out
@: Do stairs go up or down
they do not go anywhere. they stand. they can only LEAD to somewhere, and that depends on youre posiotion
@:If an insect transmitted you a disease that killed you. Does it go to Hell?
nope. according to christian dogmas, animals dont o to heaven nor hell ,)
@:What weighs more: A ton of feathers or a ton of rocks?
a ton of rocks ;)
@:If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
actually not always, but in most f the times. anyway the cat will (depends on the hight) fall onto her legs, because she is heavier than a toast
@: Can you cry underwater?
sure you can. but you wouldt fell the tears on your face
@: if men and women are made in gods image does that mean god is a hermaphrodite?
nope, it doesnt reffer on the ACTUAL image, as photography
ok that enough for now
Do bald people clean there head with soap or shampoo?
Is something impossible possible because in impossible there is the word possible?
What was the name of the first man on earth?
Why do blindmen wear sunglasses?
#214 i think its because of the thermostats that the factories produce…they put 30-90 degrees celcious thermostats cause they are the most common and cheap
#280 i once asked a chinese person how do they text msg when they have 2000 symbols?:) do you know how? they actualy write the text msg in ENGLISH and the english characters are automatically translated to chinese or japanese symbols:) isnt it cool?:)
since vampires dont cast a reflection how do they get there hair looking so nice
ha ha lmao
#315 well to me if you belive in God i would say that tht adam was the first man on earth but there cud have been other ppl to walk the earth but how would tht be possible if the world was nothing but dirt before God fixed it up
why is it when we r driving and lookin for an address, we turn down the music?
wow. you friggin idiots, twice 0 in temperature form is absolute zero, which is −459.67°F. its simple physics -.-
if you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, will they do anything?
What if i can belive its not butter? then what happens
What is the Plural form of mongoose?
How deep would the ocean be without the sponges?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for ‘normal’ people at the Special Olympics?
Have times ever been easy for people?
To the bloke who asked why do wetsuits keep you dry. Your on drugs wetsuits dont keep you try. There is an invention called a dy suit that keeps you dry though
If pie is so good why is math boring
Why do skinny chicks think they are fat? It really is very annoying
the person who makes it doesn’t need it,
the person who buys it doesn’t use it,
the person who uses it doesn’t know they’re using it what is it?
answer: a coffin
people need to stop answering these guestions, seriously
If the plural of Mouse is Mice why is the plural of House not Hice???
If the past tense of sit is sat… why is the past tense of Fit not Fat???
If i told you everything i ever tell you is a lie, was that a lie?
What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
Is it appropriate to say “good mourning” at a funeral?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
If A Fly Had NO WIngs Would It Be called A WAlk ?? :S
If a duck only has one leg, does it swim in circles?
PLEASE people….these questions are for fun – no need to answer them and be soooo serious! That’s why these are funny – stupid questions!!
Sorry Its Me again got a few more:
* If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
* If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If Neil Armstrong was the first man to step on to the Moon. Who was the first man to step on to the Earth ?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Do you realize that we put a man on the moon before wheeled luggage was invented?
Why do doctors leave them room when you get undressed, then ask you to remove your gown?
Has anyone ever eaten toast from a toaster set to the highest setting? Should the appliance then be called a “crapper”.
Why did the Gilligan’s Island gang bother to build a whole village out of wood and thatch when their wooden boat had a 6′ hole in it?
Wile E Coyote spent thousands of dollars buying ACME crap trying to catch one meal. Wouldn’t take-out have been cheaper?
Why do people say “You know what?” before telling you what “what” is?
If a person says “A penny for your thoughts”, and you put in your two cents, do you get change?
If sliced bread is #1, that is the worst top ten list ever!
Answer: The word “dictionary” is in fact in the dictionary. The definition says “Me”.
You’re all going to jail for plagiarizing Steven Wright…
The question isn’t if the word “dictionary” is in the dictionary, but why. Seems to me, if you looked it up, you already figured it out.
If you “call it a day” when your leaving work, what do you call it the rest of the time?
Don’t you think it would have been more accurate to call it a “large sour orange”?
How do we really know the bystanders were innocent?
if i buried my lava lamp, would it become a magma lamp?
What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?