Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
to 135. victoria was actually victor who was gay and liked womens clothing so that was his secret
to 137 not 135
to 304
stop copying katt williams and put ur own shit on here
to # 119
Victorias secret is that victoria is actaully victor, a man.
if i hate haters does that make me a hater?
What is Satan’s last name?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
if one sinchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to?
This one person asked me if i wear my glasses all the time and i said ‘ no i just take them off when i’m done seeing”
Did you know the word “Gullible” isn’t in the dictionary?
Gotcha!
answering #124
beacher Says:
y do they call a hot dog, a hot dog?
Well if they called them pig lip and ass hole burgers not one would eat them
If there is Dr. Pepper, why isn’t there a Dr. Salt?
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland Green?
Why is goose-geese but moose isn’t meese?
If someone is missing, and there is a reward offered, if they turn themselves in, do they get the reward?
to no.275 thats the same joke my chemistry teacher taught us… it wasnt funny the first time and definitly not the 2nd time. mainly because i ddnt understand it…
If air has a scent, what does it smell like?
I tested positive for sexy,
I’m allergic to haters,
My blood type is ballin’
My pulse is pimpin’
and the doctor says this is why im hot. :-)
I LOVE YOU HARLEY
If northern birds fly south for the winter, where do the southern birds go?
If mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wonder if mothers from China use Toothpicks !
Is it legal to yell movie in a fire house?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it’s schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it’s cute?
Did Adam and Eve have Belly Buttons ?
If Pringles are “so good that once you pop, you can’t stop” why do they come with a resealable lid ?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their genetials when they ask where the bathroom is ?
Why do Americans, shorten ‘Gasoline’ to ‘Gas’ when it’s clearly a liquid?
three blondes walk into a bar… the third one ducks.. :)
ha ha get it, bar? like a bar NOT a bar that u get drinks at
hmm…if a cow sneezed would milk come out it’s nose????
No. 132, a fly without no wings would still have wings. However, a fly “with no wings” or “without wings” would not.
Answer to #98; from steel sheep of course :D
@#203: It actually is as stupid as originally thought. He probably wouldn’t have known the word ‘shaving’ but that wouldn’t stop him. You can’t expect a baby to know that it’s crawling when it is.
Anyway, here’s lame one:
Why do vegetarians say they care about the environment? They obviously don’t. They’re eating the plants.
If Santa knows whether anyone’s been bad or good, how come he’s never called to testify in court?
315.# Actually a ton of rocks and a ton of feathers weigh the same because they both weigh a ton :)
If A Snail Lost Its Shell Would It Be Homeless or Naked??
what was the best thing before sliced bread??
if -273 degrees Celsuis (0 Kelvin) is the absolute zeropoint (the temperature moleculs are completely motionless) what would the absolute toppoint?
the answer to all these questons is chuck norris
When you eat a doughnut, what happens to the hole?
Why can’t you tickle yourself?
If a light sleeper sleeps with the light on, what does a hard sleeper sleep with?
Is a frogs butt watertight?
Hmm…
if a cowboy rides into town on friday stays two nights and leaves on friday…. how does he do it
i just wanna say, anyone posting answers to any of the questions are retards, go get a life.
why do they say leave you seatbelts on incase of some unexpected turbulence? doesnt this mean you are expecting it
why is it people announce their names at AA meeting? Its called Alcholics Anonomys (sp?)but yet they say Hi my name is (insert name) and I’m an alcoholic? This aplies to all similar groups with anonyms.
385…the horse’s name is friday
2 #188 yea yo did u fail math cuz if it was 0 degrees today n will b 2x’s dat 2morrow it wud b simlistic 2 say tht da weathr channel u watch is run by retards bcuz it is simple mathematic concept dat any # times 0 is 0 DUH dats like elementary school rite ther
sry meant simplistic not simlistic
If we call english muffins english muffins, do the english call them plain muffins?
if you guys werent drunk, these wouldent be funny.
#405 dosent make sence
actually the hamburger was invented in connecticut
241 being a triangle means you like threesomes.
why do people ask can i ask you a question but they just did
whats the worst thing about being an athiest?
no one to talk to during na orgasm!!!
in response 2 th q about why isnt 11 called onety one. what would 111 be called?…. think about it!
which came first the chicken or the egg