Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Page Topic: Funny Questions and Stupid Questions: A collection of the best really dumb, funny, stupid, hilarious, cute and witty rhetorical questions that make you go hmmm.
What I want to know is who’s Dick Hurtz?
heyy just some one who loves sites like these!
i have a comment to make and to submitt a “crazy thought”!
first of all; why is it when people ask you the question ” if you were strandered on an deserted island what are the three things you would take with you?” why doensn’t anyone ever say a boat with fuel?
and secondly everyone who is just making other people feel bad by taking the micky out of everyones quotes GET OVER YOUR SELVES! if you dont like it why are you still reading? seriously. and everyone who answers these questions GET A LIFE ASWELL! if you dont like these types of questions why are you here reading them all?
thanks for listening!
If there is a middle school and then a high school, why isn’t elementry school accually called low school?
ok joker/325 none cares these are supposed to be funny and stupid so don’t flip out at people its not cool.
aqua, 170, surprisingly money accually isn’t made from paper, it is really made from cotton and linen. No big deal though!
Can a blind person be dyslexic?
Can a deaf person hear the voices in their head?
who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop
if a tree falls in the woods and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
no it doesnt.. sound is vibration through the air and our ears are the recivers.. so therefor if there is no reciever, then there is no sound!
highschool physic isnt a waste of time after all!
:)
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “Let’s squeeze this dangly thingy over here and drink what comes out of it.”?
who was the first guy to watch the round white objec come out of the chicken’s arse and say “this will go nicely with my bacon.”
to 315 , a ton of feathers and a ton of rocks would weigh the same because a ton is 2000 pounds , and it doesn’t matter whether it’s a rock or a feather .
#169 i think
shane weldon
the buttered toast and cat thing—
the cat and toast would spin creating a vaccuum in space sucking everything up and putting the earth in a void in space crating a black hole which would then take us off the map of the universe and all the other planets would laugh at us because they already knew what would happen.
hahahaha i was fuckin cracking up!!
#397.. meatkleevar
didnt find as funny
but i did intertain myself a good two hrs here!
and thats that i read up to like the good 300 first ones
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
When we run out of time,where is it running to?
If time didn’t exist,how would we know when to stop what we’re doing?
ok, about the “double of 0 degrees” thing again…
just think about it in another unit. for example 0 degrees celsius= 273 kelvin. twice as cold would be 136,5 kelvin, or -136,65 degrees celsius.
i know a lot of you guys here think it’s stupid to answer the questions, but since someone already tried i figured it wouldn’t hurt to at least give you the right answer.
anyways, love this site!!!
Id butter always lands face down, and a cat always lands on its feet – what happens if you strap a slice of toast to the back of a cat?
i love this site i don’t care what anybody says
Why do we wash towel’s aren’t we already clean when we use them?
If a pair of male identical twins marry another pair of female identical twins and have babies, will their kids look the same?
to 108 and 85
the temperature will always be 0, because any number multiplied by 0 equals cero, and 108 you are watching so much tv that you are forgeting about real life…
HEY VICTOR WHATS UR SECRET ???
He’s so dense he bends light
When you hurt yourself why do people ask if you’re all right when your actually half left?
if blood rushes out ur nose when ur upside down dose blood rush out ur ass when ur upside right?? lmfao!! hahaha
Why is it we call less candy “fun sized”? What’s so fun about less candy???
Who cleans Spider-Man’s web off the buildings?
Why does no one realize that Clark Kent is just Superman with glasses?
And the chicken came first, or else there would be nothing to guard the egg. :P
Why do we only say we’re under the weather when we’re sick? We’re always under the weather.
Why does the sun lighten your hair but darken your skin?
@What weighs more a ton of feathers or a ton of rocks.
They both weigh a ton, so neither. They weight the same amount.
Just what is the “Baby On Board” sign for? Does it help us decide which car not to hit in an accident?
Why say “Can I Ask A Question?”
when that itself is a question anyway?
Who needs rhetorical questions?
for the commet from Tito on #87 when you push the glue bottle to get glue out and then release it air gets inside, its in the chemicals bumb-ass!!
where did the modern use of the word gay originate from if it originaly meant happy
why is new york called the big apple? i want to know who came up with that?
why do your parents always pack like 10 pairs of clothes for a 5 day vacation? its annoying!
why do people refer to batman as a superhero if he has no superpowers, only gadgets?!
how much can a woodchuck chuck if the wood was wet?
Why is water wet?
Does Russia have a 4th of July?
Did you know that when you have a 50 percent chance of getting something right there is a 90 percent chance you’ll get it wrong?
hi
if money doesn’t grow on trees,….how come banks have branches??
#439 is right. WHAT THE HELL!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
“If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”
Evolution doesn’t say the previous species must die out. A new species branches off, like a tree!
If there are adults why do we still have children?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
try shooting for the stars even if u miss u will land on moon ..
why do ghosts just passes on a wall|?why did they not fall into the floor?
Which is further…to Houston or by bus?