Science

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

When turtles are afraid, they can stick their head into themselves and disappear.

A bottom dweller is a fish that mostly dwells on bottoms.

Do you know what “elevation” means?
Yes. It means we all came from Dinosaur eggs.

Isaac Newton was the first discoverer of gravy.

The ocean is usually located near the coast.

The unihorn is an animal that has always been extinct

The octopus uses its long, muscled
testicles to grab its food.

We sent some robots to mars but they
refused to come back

There are many arguments how was the universe made. Some astrolomers belive in the big band theory.

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