Without you, I’m as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don’t know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I’ll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I’ll clean the toilet every week. I’ll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words hooters and love rockets from my vocabulary. I’ll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it May May. I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I’ll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won’t buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis.
Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don’t have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I’ll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I’ll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on your makeup. If you’re a cat person, I’ll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can’t. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like Pride and Prejudice. I’ll make a point to trying new foods like okra gumbo. I won’t curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it.
I pledge to always say yes when you ask, ‘Is my hair looking okay tonight?’ I’m gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word cuddle. I’ll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I’m gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I’ll actually write you real letters when we’re apart. I’m never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I’ll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you’ll find the cap is always on the toothpaste.
I’ll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will a
A woman can never get mad unless she’s having her period.
Do you know what’s the best phrase in the world? I’m ready for anything.
Hey, take it easy man. And if she’s easy, take her twice.
I love women…I love those emerald pools masquerading as eyes…lips…I love smiles and the yawns…the eating…with skin so soft…women are head to toe cashmere…a woman’s skin inspires a man’s fingers to have Magellan’s love of exploration…
I want to full-on kiss your clitoris.
I would like to say to Josh ALverez that he is a retard for not telling me wut this movie was. this movie is retarded too.
I wouldn’t even do her with your dick man
If her skirt were any shorter shed have another pair of lips to gloss and another pair of cheeks to powder
Maybe God made women like this, so that sexually impaired guys like me would have something to practice with.
My anti intimacy force-field is on auto pilot.
Nice from afar, but far from nice.
Oh sweet leaping, JESUS!
ok…u can not bash this movie, being a 17 year old girl, this is the funniest, and greatest movie of all time, sure theres scenes of nudity, but it mostly just adds to the humor. And if you took a moment to actually watch and listen to this movie you would relize that it is the most hilarious movie in the world, and to anyone i recommend that you see it!
Or if I’m lucky, my male counterpart, an obsese man or guy with a hair lip, will invite me to coffee and we will pretend to love each other and tie the knot because we’re so desperately afraid of growing old alone.
Our transient fusion was not the romantic type, it was just fun. I verified by experience was nothing cosmic.
sweet jeSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!
The dangle of the angle is equal to the cubic of the pubic.
the truth is girls are ready to rule the world but they are never in a positon to do so.
There’s a certain way a man looks at the woman he loves. The man looks like a boy on his birthday and he treats the woman like she is a gift that he has waited so long to have and he cant wait to see what the treasure is inside. And you dont give me that look.
They say ‘if she still has her cherry it must be pushed back so far she can use it as a tail light’
this movie sucks!dont go see it!every way u turn there is porn! porn! porn! u will be trapped like an animal with strriping ladies in ur face for 20hours!
We made that kinda love where you just laugh together and your bodies make that farting noise when air gets trapped in between you.
Whose the idiot who invented the button down fly?
Why do they always put those little stickers on apples? By the time u get the sticker off, U dont want the apple anymore!
Without you, I’m as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even though I don’t know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I’ll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I’ll clean the toilet every week. I’ll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words hooters and love rockets from my vocabulary. I’ll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it May May. I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I’ll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won’t buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don’t have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I’ll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I’ll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on your makeup. If you’re a cat person, I’ll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can’t. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like Pride and Prejudice. I’ll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won’t curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say yes when you ask, Is my hair looking okay tonight? I’m gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word cuddle. I’ll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I’m gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I’ll actually write you real letters when we’re apart. I’m never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I’ll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you’ll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I’ll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint
Without you, I’m as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don’t know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I’ll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I’ll clean the toilet every week. I’ll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words hooters and love rockets from my vocabulary. I’ll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it May May. I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I’ll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won’t buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don’t have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I’ll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I’ll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you’re a cat person, I’ll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can’t. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like Pride and Prejudice. I’ll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won’t curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say yes when you ask, Is my hair looking okay tonight? I’m gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word cuddle. I’ll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I’m gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I’ll actually write you real letters when we’re apart. I’m never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I’ll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you’ll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I’ll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint f
Women have to be the gatekeeper of sex.
You touch a guy anywhere and it feels good, but with a woman it’s like finding a needle in a haystack.
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