1. So where’s this party? Soho?
2. Noho
1. I thought you said Soho
2. No I said Noho
1. That’s not even a real place, they just made that up, that’s not even on the map or nothn’.
1. What’s this? 2. It’s your present fuck-head, Open it.
555-1082.
Bartender: So, how do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
Bartender: Those clothes and my clothes would look good on my floor.
Cab Driver: One of the ugliest bitches I’ve ever seen in my life rolled up, and I’m not one to call women ugly, but I think this woman was, because she had a penis.
Cindy: I think you’re lucky! I mean, there are some people who wait their entire lives for somebody to tell them they feel that way about them, and you, you just throw it away like it’s nothing, like it’s a minor inconvenience! Well let me tell you something, Jack, you are cursed, just not the way you think you are.
Cindy: What are you saying, that every woman you go home with falls in love with you or something?
Jack: Yes! It’s like a curse! It never ends!
Cindy: A woman falls in love with you and you think that’s a curse?!
Ellie: I’ve dated enough narcissistically neurotic men to know that you are all just a pack of roving babies in search of a giant teat from which to suck the lifeblood out of me until I am a hollow shell.
Ellie: These matches are dissapointing me!
Kevin: Did you know that cigarettes are a shield against meaningful interaction with people?
Kevin: Look, I’m just gonna go home and kill myself. You wanna share a cab?
Lucy: It’s your birthday present, fuck head, open it.
Monica: Desperate? You could stand there naked with a mattress strapped to your back and still look like a vestal virgin.
Monica: Throwing a party it’s like.. it’s like an invitation for abuse. It’s like the last desperate act of someone who hasn’t had a lasting relationship since Junior High.
Bartender: And I’m not gay, ok? I get that all the time. No I’m not gay!
CABBIE:I’M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE THAT’S GONNA GET YOU SOME BOOTY:A WOMAN GOING OUT ON NEW YEARS EVE ISN’T TRYING TO CARRY A LOAD,SHE’S TRYING TO GET RID OF ONE.
CABBIE:LIFE’S GOING ON ALL AROUND US.LOOK OVER THERE,THERE GOES SOME LIFE.OVER THERE,TOO.
CABBIE:MUSIC MAKES BOOTY SPIN ‘ROUND.
CABBIE:NOW THIS ONE’S REALLY IMPORTANT.IT’S GONNA GET YOU SOME BOOTY.MUSIC MAKES BOOTY SPIN ‘ROUND.
CABBIE:PEOPLE KNOW THEY ARE GONNA DIE.THEY DON’T WANNA HEAR IT FROM YOU.
CABBIE:WHEN YOU BE CRYING IN MY CAB,IT MESSES UP THE PLUSH INNTERIOR.PLUS,YOU’RE RUINING A$5.00 HIGH.
cigarettes are a shield aginast meaningful interactions
Crab dip. Am I insane? What was I thinking? Do you realise I got this recipe off a box of cream cheese? I don’t even recognise myself anymore.
Cruel to be kind.
Deperate? You could stand there naked with a mattress strapped to your back and still look like a vestal virgin.
Don’t fool yorself.
He doesn’t even know I exist, he has ceased refilling my peanut boul, HEY can I get some peanuts over here!
How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
I CAN’T CALL HER, SHE THINKS IM SLEEPING AT YOUR HOUSE!
I dare you, I dare you to F*ck me.
I don’t care.
I hate you motherfuckers.
I’m just gonna go home and kill myself. Do you want to share a cab?
I’m sorry you’re bad in bed – I really am!!!
I’M SORRY YOU’RE BAD IN BED,I***REALLY***AM.
It’s different for girls.
It’s not my fault you’re an emotional cripple!
Jack: Look, what happened between us last night it’s like this ongoing problem with me. It happens all the time – I meet someone, we go home together, but then the next day it’s
Cindy: What?! The next day what?!
Jack: Well, they tell me that suddenly they’ve developed these feelings for me
Cindy: What are you saying, that every woman you go home with falls in love with you or something?
Jack: Yes!! It’s like a curse! It never ends!
Cindy: A woman falls in love with you and you think that’s a curse!
Jack: You have no idea!
Cindy: No! I don’t! because I think you’re lucky! I mean there are some people who wait their entire lives for someone to tell them they feel that way about them, and you!!, you just throw it away like it’s nothing, like it’s a minor inconvenience! Well let me tell you something, Jack!, you are cursed – just not the way you think you are.
KEVIN:BUT YOU’RE SMOKING.CABBIE:BUT I AIN’T SMOKING WHAT YOU’RE SMOKING.
KEVIN:I’M GONNA GO HOME AND KILL MYSELF.WANNA SHAE A CAB?LUCY:WHAT SO I CAN WAKE UP ***ALONE***AND WITH A HANGOVER?
Life is ridiculous and demeaning, and you should have sex on your birthday
lucy you know im not friends with ugly people
Okay, so I was wrong about Jack
Our lips are sealed.
Sex, punks, and dope.
So, how do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
These matches are disappointing me!
Those clothes and my clothes would look good on my floor.
We thought he died ina skiing accident
What’s so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
When is the last train back to Ronkonkoma?
You are all just a roving pack of babies looking for a giant teet in which to suck the lifeblood out of me til I’m a hollow shell.
You got a dime?!?
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