‘Man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed, the giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the barman says ‘Oye, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.’ Man says, ‘Naw it’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.’….Completely humorless!
*Smash*
Celina:No Hannah He’s Not Infected!
Hannah: I Thought He Was Biting You…
Jim: I Was Kissing Her!
Farrell: If you look at the whole life of the planet, we.. you know, man, has only been around for a few blinks of an eye. So if the infection wipes us all out, that is a return to normality.
Jim: Do you know I was thinking?
Selena: You were thinking that you’ll never hear another piece of original music ever again. You’ll never read a book that hasn’t already been written or see a film that hasn’t already been shot.
Jim: Um, that’s what you were thinking.
Jim: Oh, great valium.. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won’t even care.
Selena: Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck?
Selena: Planning is pointless. Staying alive is as good as it gets.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. They get totally pissed, and the man leaves. Whule hes leavin, the bartender says to man, ‘are you just gonna leave that lie’n there?’ And the man says, ‘ Its not a lion, its a giraffe’.Completely humorless…
And just so you know, if it happens to you, I’ll do in a heartbeat.
Are you trying to kill me?
Hannah: Are you trying to kill me?
Selena: No, sweetheart. I’m making you not care. Okay?
Holy shit! Did you fuckin’ see that! He fuckin’ bounced! He fuckin’ BOUNCED!
I promised them women. I sent out the radio signal and promised them women.
I think there all dead and your next
Jim: And then I wake up today in hospital. I wake up, and I’m… I’m hallucinating or I’m…
Mark: What’s your name?
Jim: Jim.
Mark: I’m Mark. This is Selena. Ok, Jim. I’ve got some bad news.
Jim: Do you know I was thinking?
Selena: You were thinking that you’ll never hear another piece of original music ever again. You’ll never read a book that hasn’t already been written or see a film that hasn’t already been shot.
Jim: Um, that’s what you were thinking.
Selena: No. I was thinking I was wrong.
Jim: About what?
Selena: All the death. All the shit. It doesn’t really mean anything to Frank and Hannah because… Well, she’s got a Dad and he’s got his daughter. So, I was wrong when I said that staying alive is as good as it gets.
Jim: See, that’s what I was thinking.
Selena: Was it?
Jim: Hmm. You stole my thought.
Selena: Sorry.
Jim: It’s okay. You keep it.
Jim: No, no. No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it’s really obviously a shit idea.
Jim: Planning is pointless. Staying alive is as good as it gets.
Jim: That was longer than a heartbeat.
Jim: World’s worst place to get a flat, huh?
Frank: Agreed. I think we better do this quick?
Jim: [walking around deserted London] Hello?
Major Henry West: I promised them women.
No, no, no. See this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it’s really obviously a shit idea.
REPENT THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH
REPENT- for the end is fucking nigh.
Selena: Hannah, it’s ok – it’s Jim!
Hannah: I thought he was biting you.
Jim: I was kissing her! …Are you stoned?
Selena: He was full of plans. Have you got any plans, Jim? Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck? Plans are pointless. Staying alive’s as good as it gets.
Selena: I don’t want her to have to fucking cope.
Selena: What’s up?
Jim: Nothin’. Got a headache.
Selena: Bad?
Jim: Yeah, it’s pretty bad.
Selena: Well, why didn’t you say anything before?
Jim: Well, because I didn’t think you’d give a shit.
Sergeant Farrell: Well, I think Bill’s got a point. If you look at the whole life of the planet, we… you know, man, has only been around for a few blinks of an eye. So if the infection wipes us all out, that is a return to normality.
Staying alive is as good as it gets.
That was longer than a heartbeat.
there’s no infection, just people killing people, hE’S INSANE!
We left you sleeping. Now we are sleeping. Don’t wake up.
With all our love we left you sleeping, now wer’re sleeping with you. Don’t wake up.
With endless love we left you sleeping. Now we’re sleeping with you. Don’t wake up.
with in a heart beat
Women mean there’s a future
Your thinking you’ll never hear music that hasn’t already been played. You’ll never read a book that hasn’t already been written, you’ll never watch a movie that hasn’t already been shown
[Only words spoken by an infected person]
Infected Kid: I hate you!
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