…and that’s a technically foul!!
Whitey: Eleanore, this is my new partner, Davey Stone. Eleanore: The criminal?! Did he force you to take him here so he could molest you?!
(After Whitey lost the All-Star Patch) Eleanore: All you people can bite my germ-free booty! All: Huh?
Bum bity bity bity bum bum, bum bity bity bity bum, *chinese man joins in with no shirt and they dance jewishly together* BUM BITY BITY BITY BUM!
Cop #1: You see anything? Cop #2: Just some deer doin’ a pyramid.
DAvey(sings)-I can’t believe i haven’t killed myself here with wigs mcgee and the furry elf(Eleanore starts singing)(Davey in background)She neurotic and he’s a troll how did i get mixed up in this shit hole I guess i’ll have to deal with your demands but please don’t touch me with your alien hands
Did you plan that or do you just talk in rhyme naturally?
Eat that nutstrap beatch!
Eleanore: AAAH! It’s a home invasion robbery. Do what ever you want mister, but please, don’t chop my legs off! Whitey: It’s okay Eleanore, it’s okay! Eleanore: Whitey, thank God you’re here, we’re being invaded! Mister, if you’re gonna rob us, take off you’re shoes, they’re soaking the carpet!
Eleanore: Now, I understand why they put the cornmeal around the hotdog, but why would they shove this stick in here? I’m getting exhausted trying to cut around it! Davey: You’re suppose to hold the stick and just eat the corndog. Eleanore:… Oh, how futuristic!
Excuse me while i go take showa!
ha!ha! jokes on you tough guy, I can’t read!
Holy Crap! What the hell was that?! Did anyone else just hear a pearakeet?
Holy Shit…Did The Mall Just Say Something?!
I guess I’ll have to deal with your demands, but please don’t touch me with your alien hands!
I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong haaaaaaand
In this house we say bullSPIT!!!
It makes me want to do the Roboto *Mr. Roboto by Styx begins to play as Whitey does the robot*
Look jelly-rolls, next time you come on my court, you better wear a bra, ok? *little boy runs off crying*
My finger’s in your mouth, kitty. But I don’t feel no teeth.
My hiney’s germ-free and I love it.
My toshe is germ free and I love it.
Smell ya later poop sickle!
Smell ya later poopsicle
that’s a technical foul!
Thats what happens when you hit the bottle: You go to bed in Dukesburry, you wake up in pukesburry!
The reason i bring this up to u is because iiiiiiii was the worst offender of all.My life waas simply going nowhere then a tiny little man rushed to my side he should have gotten a big thank you instead he got a port-a potty ride i was such a shit head but he never quit on me till i told him he was useless and his sister was freaky once when we were watching sunday football a fuzzy screen was all that we could see whitey came over with a hanger and spent the game on top of our tv and when the lightning struck him he let out a wicked loud yell but we just turned up the volume and ignored the burning smell we should all rot in hell i went to high school with whitey as a joke i told him to meet me at the prom when he got there i said i can’t believe u thought i was serious so he went home crying and slow danced with his momwhat a crushing blow to whitey i bet u wish u could take it back how could u all be so mean to whitey sound to me like u r all on crack huh tonight whitey was counting on this town to show that we care but the first time he really needed us we weren’t there and on christmas eve and the last night of hanukah it just not fair bum bitty bitty bitty bum bum bum bitty bitty bitty bum- bum bitty bitty bitty bum bum bum bitty bitty bitty bum i wonder idf that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand yes bum bitty bitty bitty bum bum bum bitty bitty bitty bum hey hey hey hey hey hey
We all heard what happened at the skating rink today. When Whitey brought up your sad past, you snapped and walked a-way. Well maybe they’re onto something, that you should give a try. Go ahead and let it out and have yourself a cry.
Soldiers:Let it out, Davey.
Davey:Ahhhh shut your wooden mugs!
Dress:Let it out, Davey.
GNC:Would ya check out her bezugs?
Davey:You want me to deal with pain, well cheers is what I say!
GNC:This here stuff just numbs the pain, it don’t make it go away.
Grandma:You try to act so tough!
Foot Locker:But you just live a lie!
Dress:Why don’t you show your feminine side and have yourself a cry!
Coffee:Let it out, Davey.
Davey:I’ll pour you down the sink.
Chair:Ya gotta do it, Davey.
Davey:Ya’ll can bite my dink!
Davey:You labels and logos are wasting your time, making me sit here. Cause nothing you can say or do will make me shed a tear.
Panda:He possesses a strong spirit, and won’t let down his guard.
Foot Locker:So now we’ll bring him the big gun! His beautiful Chanukah card!
(Card floats down and opens)
Parents:Happy Chanukah to our wonderful son. You fill our lives with joy. Don’t ever change the way you are, you beautiful, 12 year old, boy.
Well, I’ll just ref in my socks, then. *Kicks off his boots, puts out a light with one and knocks out a guy with the other*
what did he do? steal beer for everyone?
whitey where were you, your an hour and 51 minutes late. i already called the morgue and they said you werent there but to try back later!
Whitey: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST SEIZURE OF MY LIFE!!!!
Whitey: What do ya see, are ya with me?
(Davey picks up his fries, drops it on the table, and it spells out BITE ME)
Whitey: Jokes on you tough guy, I can’t read
You know Stone, if my imaginary wife and I ever have a son, I hope you’d consider him a brother.
You’re a frikin’ degenerate…
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