(slaps the consolute in the butt with the whip) Funny, it didn’t seem so painful when you were doing it to the horse.
**** ( looks around the room full of dead animal heads gasping for breath) jerk: somesing wong mister vantura? (goes back to normal) V: no of course not this is quite a lovely room of death.
*Ace screams*
Something wrong Mr Ventura?
Ace: No, Thank-you, this is a lovely room of death. Take care now, bye-bye then!
…and you must be the monopoly guy..do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollares
1) …none other that : Shikaka. 2&3)*Kneel*. 4)Shikaka. 2&3)*Kneel*. 4) Shikaka. 2&3)*Kneel*. 4) Shiskabab …Shaweshank Redemption.. Shika… go ! 2)*kneels* 4) You’re outta there
1) I don’t think there’s any reason to go in there . Ever . 2) yes but- 1) It’s dark ! OK ? I might fall into a preseface! 3)Here *hads torch* take this 1) Spankyou helpy helperton.
1) I’m looking for a Mr Ace Vetura 2) No man carries with him a label . 1) Oh yes , no names, how silly of me …Um he’s an American 2) We are all children of the same life force . 1) Yes of course ..Um ..he bends over and he speaks from his rear 2) Oh him …. Right this way
1) If I were you I’d turn back 2) Yeah ? well if you were me then I’d use YOUR body to get to the top ! You can’t stop me no matter who you are
1) If I were you I’d turn back.
2) Yeah? well if you were me and I was you then I’d use YOUR body to get to the top! .. You can’t stop me no matter who you are!
1) Iquinsooacha! 2)What does Iquinsooacha mean ? 3)White devil 2)Well tell them I’m not 3)How do I know ? I’ve only just met you 1)Iquinsooacha Iquinsooacha ! 3)He said – 2) Lemme guess : White devil white devil? 3)Yes! You speak Watchootoo?
1) Penuts ? 2) Yes I have one right here , it’s bulky but i consider it carry-on .
1) Perhaps we whould just slow down a little ? 2) Nonsense poopy pants !
1) Something wrong Mr. Ventura? 2) Of course not. This is a lovely room of death!
1) That’s a lovely wrap you have there , perhaps i could get you some slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals
1) This fruit paste is delicious ..and the pottery is lovely . 2) It’s made from Gwano 1) Gwano…that sounds so familiar …3) Bat droppings.
1)Nevermind , Aooda’s probably going for help right now. 2) Hello Ace ! They found me . No sweat ! 1)..don’t beat yourself up
1)Peanut? 2)Yes, I have one right here! It’s bulky but I consider it carry-on. 1)Peanuts. 2)Ohh I see!
1.) As a being of light I must show compassion for all the living things of nature. 2.) Good. 1.) I’m not touchin’ it though!
ACE VENTURA: isn’t this incredible!! this is gona by some kind of a record…everybody wants a slinky , you gotta get a slinky..slinky..slinky ..go slinky goo..ohh it was right there..can you believe it..
ACE)Isn’t it incredible? Its gotta be some kind of a record! Everyone loves a slinky, you gotta get a slinky, slinky slinky go slinky go! Oh do you believe it? It was right there! Can I do it one more time? GREENWALL)I’m sorry Ace but if we don’t leave now we’re going to miss the plane. ACE) Oh how incredibly selfish of me, let’s do all the things that you wanna do.
ace:There’s someone on the wing, someTHING…I’m sorry, what were you saying?
And YOU must be the Monopoly guy!
And my work habits? (Ace:) From the urine stain on your pants, I can tell you’re a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
And you must be the monoply guy.
And you must be the monopoly man…thanks for the free parking.
Ay yo silver away!!!
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty bang bang!! CHITTTTTTTYYYYYYYY!!!
Bumblebee tuna!
But i am yet to obtain my omni-pressant, super-galactic ONE-NESS!!
But I have yet to attain omnipresent supergalactic oneness.
Can I do it again…Ace, if we dont hurry, we are going to miss the plane..oh,how selfish of me,lets do all the things that YOU want to do!
Can you feel it? Can you feel it, captain compost? The day of redemption is upon us. REPENT AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED!!
Damn I’m good…can you feel that…can you feel that captian-com-post!…The day of redemption is at hand…REPENT!…and thou shall be saved…(pants heavily)…
Die you winged spawn of SATAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
DIE! Evil spawn of SATAN!
Do i have something in my teeth ?
Do I… have something in my teeth?
Do not pass go! Do not collect 200$!
Do not pass go, do not collect two-hundred dollars
Earthquake test! (shakes the totem pole) He’s good. With my help, he could be the best.
Everyone loves a slinky you gotta get a slinky,slinky , slinky go slinky go.
Everyone loves a slinky, slinky, slinky, GO SLINKY GO!
Everyone loves a slinky, you gotta get yourself a slinky! slinky! slinky! go slinky, go!
excuse me, your balls are showing… bumblebee tuna, bumblebee tuna
Fee Fye Fo Fum ..I smell..the fingerprints of Scum . Beter dust the place …. (sometime later) Totaly clean..not one DAMN clue
fee fye fo fum… I smell… THE FINGERPRINTS OF SCUM!!
FINE LETS DO ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU WANNA DO!!
FINE!! Let’s do everything that Yooooouuu want to do.
Flowers ? For me ? Oh i do declare Mr Boagart !You are my Hero-……Was I …talking in my sleep ?
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Greenwald! Hit the lights!
Guano bowls… collect the whole set!
Gwano bowls ! Collect the whole set !
Gwano!
Happy? From the Consulate, right? This is WEIRD!!!
Hey…easy…Remember, I’m the loogey guy.
Heyyy!!
hi ho silver and away!(slide room scene)
hi ho silver away!
How selfish of me – let’s do all the things you want to do.
Hungry, fella?
I am a child of light now, your earthly money holds no appeal to me.
I am now a holy man . I think of women as the mothers of our children . They are a temple to house the unborn . A sanctuary for the reproductive organs…..do you have a dollar ?
I didn’t know that the Watchootoo were biters!
i didn’t know the witchatchee’s were bitters!!
I thought you’d never ask (taskes deep breath ) The day I met you there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster , yesterday i saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept and suddenly it hit me : The Great White Bat has Great White Gwano . THAT’s what you Slipped in , THAT’S what was on your shoe and THAT explains the abbrasion on your palm …let me run that back for you …(does rewind effect) THAT’s what you Slipped in , THAT’S what was on your shoe and THAT explains the abbrasion on your palm !!!…DAMN I’M GOOD !!
I thought you’d never ask (taskes deep breath ) The day I met you there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster , yesterday i saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept and suddenly it hit me : The Great White Bat has Great White Gwano . THAT’s what you Slipped in , THAT’S what was on your shoe and THAT explains the abbrasion on your palm …let me run that back for you …(pretends to rewind himself) THAT’s what you Slipped in , THAT’S what was on your shoe and THAT explains the abbrasion on your palm !!!…DAMN I’M GOOD !!CAN YA FEEL THAT!HUH?!CAN YA?!
I will be as a fly on the wall , a grain of salt in the ocean . I will slip among them like a transparent ….thing
I would just like to say that most of you who post your quotes are completely wrong. Not ALL, most… If you are planning on submitting a quote, make sure it’s verbatim so you don’t look like an idiot. Come on. Now, if you’re REALLY unsure, i would highly suggest using the captions while watching the movie, they’re very helpful. You don’t want to look like an idiot who can differentiate between ‘meditation’ and ‘medication’. Please, don’t fall into that.
I’ll have you know i have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a moongoose…THROW IT!…I DARE YOU!!
I’ll have you know I have the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it! I dare ya!
If I don’t finish my medication…I…get a little cranky.
Is there something wrong Mr. Ventura? …. Not at all .. This is a lovely room of death
Isn’t this incredible ?!?!? It’s gonna be some kind of a record ! Everybody loves a slinky ! You gotta get a slinky ! Slinky ! Slinky Go Slinky go !
Isn’t this incredible! It’s gotta be some kindof a record! Everyone loves a slinky, ya gotta get a slinky, slinky, slinky, GO SLINKY GO!
Isn’t this incredible? It’s gonna be some kind of a record! Everyone loves a slinkie… you gotta get a slinkie! SLINKIE! SLINKIE! GO SLINKIE GO!!!! ohhhhhhh… can you believe it? it was right there! can i do it one more time?
It’s lovely, but I fancy myself in Autumn.
Kinda hot in these rhinos!
kinda hot in these rhinos.
Lahoo saher! Loser!
Lend me your rears!
Liiike a glove!
Like a Glloovve!
Like a glove
Like a glove!
LLLiikkkeee a Glooove!
Looooooooooooooooserrrrrrrrrrrrr.
My – aren’t
- I
the popular one?
No man here carries with him a label.
No one messes with the Dew!
Nobody messes with the ‘Do!!!!!
None sense poopy pants!
Nonesense poopy pants.
Nuts? I haeve them right here, their bulky but i consider them carry on.
Of course. How selfish of me. Let’s do all the things that you wanna do!
Of course. How selfish of me. Let’s do all the things that YOU wanna do!
oh yea? well if you were me then i’d be you! you cant stop me no matter who you are! hehehe LOSER……………… LA_HO_SA_HER
Oh yeah? Well if you were me then i’d be you, and i’d use your body to get to the top! You can’t stop me no matter who you are! hehehehehehe LOSER!……………. LA_HA_SAH_HER
oh you chitty chitty bang bang chitty chitty bang bang, i love you, hi ho
Oh you, pretty chittybangbang chittychittybangbang we love you, and our pretty chittychittybangbang loves us to, hi ho everywhere we go chittychitty we depend, abngbang chittychittybangbang, our friend four fandered, chittybangbangbang our fine four fandered, chittybangbang chittybangbang, chittybangbang Yeah…. CHITTYYYYY!!. Oh look there’s the conselant(2) oh thank god,(1) Now if I can just find a parking spot,(2)Don’t you think we should slow down just a tinsy bit,(1)Nonsense Poopy Pants.
Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self, to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.
say hello to my stinky friend!
Say hello to my stinky little friend
SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!!
Spank you helpy helperton!!
Spank you, Greenwald. Spank you very much.
Startin’ to get num!
That’s what you slipped in, that’s what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm!
Let me run that back for you.
.mlap ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna, eohs ruoy no saw tahw s’taht, ni deppils uoy tahw s’tahT
That’s what you slipped in, that’s what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm!
The sacred bat’s gotta be in one of those huts . But I’ll never know unless I can walk freely among them *spots mask* boom-da-ba , he exclaimed with great relish
The whatee-what’n?
there’s… someone one on the wing… some THING…
This is a lovely room of death.
Those are very nice
Three darts is too much ..
V: DIE DEVIL BIRD!!
Was I…talking in my sleep?
well if you were me then i’d be you, and i’d use your body to get to the top. you cant stop me no matter who you are!
Well if you were me then Id be you and Id use YOUR body to get to the top.You cant stop me no matter WHO you are…loooser!!
What are ya, H.R. Shovenstuff!
What do the Wachatis possess that is profitable to other man….besides the princess with the amazing rack?
YA ya ya ya AAALLLRIGHTY THEN!!!!!!!
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you make me smiille, but yet i am traubold
Your balls are showing
Your balls are showing!
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