(1)Aren’t they dead?
(2)Does it matter
(1)Children, what are you doing?
(2)I’m going to electrocute him.
(1)But we’re late for the charity auction.
(2)But, Mother…
(1)I said no.
(3)Pleeaaaase?
(1)Oh, all right.
(1)Children, what are you doing?
(2)I’m going to electrocute him.
(1)But we’re late for the charity auction.
(2)But, Mother…
(1)I said no.
(3)Pleeaaaase?
(1)Oh, all right.
(1)How long has it been since we waltzed?
(2)Oh, Gomez… hours.
(1)Is this made from real lemons?
(2)Yes.
(1) I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?
(3)Yes.
(1)I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
(2)Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
(1)Please pass the salt.
(2) And what do we say?
(1)NOW.
…she used to dance naked in the town square…..but don’t worry,we told wednesday, college first!
1) Please pass the salt.
2) And what do we say?
1) NOW.
1): The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill. 2): Even with a chain saw!
1)Children, what are you doing?
2) I’m going to electrocute him.
1) But we’re late for the charity auction.
2) But, Mother…
1) I said no.
3) Pleeaaaase?
1) Oh, all right.
1)How long has it been since we waltzed?
2) Oh, Gomez… hours.
1)Oh! I could just eat you alive! 2)Oh no, Margaret, too young!
1. Aren’t they dead? 2. Does it matter?
1. Children, what are you doing? 2. I’m going to electrocute him. 1. But we’re late for the charity auction. 2. But, Mother… 1. I said no. 3. Pleeaaaase? 1. Oh, all right.
1. How long has it been since we waltzed? 2. Oh, Gomez… hours.
1. Please pass the salt. 2. And what do we say? 1. NOW.
1.) Where’s your costume dear? 2.) I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.
1: Gomez, why don’t we all go for a drive? 2: And miss GILLIGAN?!?!
1: He has my father’s eyes! 2: Gomez, take those out of his mouth!
And now, Fester Addams, we dance the Mamushka for YOU!
Are they made of real girl scouts?
dead mans curve
Dirty pool, old man.
Don’t torture yourself Gomez. That’s my job.
Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.
Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.
Dont Be A Baby I Know What I’M Doing
Dr. Pinderschloss: Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?
Gomez: I did not hate my mother. It was an accident!
Dr. Pinderschloss: The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill.
Grandmama: Even with a chain saw!
Eyes, fingers, toes: two, ten, eleven.
Girl Scout: Are you SURE it’s made from real lemons? Pugsley: Yes. Girl Scout: Tell you what. I’ll buy a glass of lemonade if you’ll buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Wednesday: Are they made from real girl scouts?
Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Gomez, last night — you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. — Do it again!
Gomez: 2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes!
Gomez: How long has it been since we waltzed?
Morticia: Oh, Gomez… hours.
Gomez: That’s the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!
Gomez: They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool!
Gomez: We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
Gomez: [Watching home movies] You remember that fateful night?
Uncle Fester: Um… Your first cigar!
Gomez: What? Come on, Old Man, I’ve smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.
Gomez:Are you unhappy my darling? Morticia:I’m very unhappy my darling.
Grandmama: Dinner’s gonna be late.
[goes outside]
Grandmama: Here, boy! Here, boy!
He had that thing on his fingers for an entire year — Mother had to teach him to eat with his toes!!
He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree.
He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree.
I have a lot of things cooking in the bramuda triangle
I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?
I would kill for her. I would die for her…either way, what bliss.
I’m just your mother. You only owe me your entire existence on this planet. Please, Gordon, by all means, go, sing, dance, DATE!
i’ve got a lot of things cooking in the bramuda triangle
Judge: [After a golf ball is hit through his window] Damn you, Addams!
Gomez: Sorry about the window, Judge. Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full.
Judge: You moron!
Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way bliss.
Margaret: Everyone keeps asking where he got his costume.
Gomez: It is a wonderful hat.
Margaret: This is always so embarrassing. Why did I marry you?
Tully Alfford: Because I said yes.
Morticia: Children, what are you doing?
Wednesday: I’m going to electrocute him.
Morticia: But we’re late for the charity auction.
Wednesday: But, Mother…
Morticia: I said no.
Pugsley: Pleeaaaase?
Morticia: Oh, all right.
Morticia: Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.
Morticia: Gomez, last night — you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. — Do it again!
Morticia: Gomez, let’s go for a drive. The whole family.
Gomez: A drive? And Miss Gilligan?
Morticia: Imagine, darling, if Fester did come back. Half alive, barely human; a rotting shell. Gomez: Don’t tease.
Morticia: Margaret, about the séance tonight, I wish you’d come. It’s Gomez. I’m terribly worried about him. He won’t eat, he can’t sleep, he keeps coughing up blood.
Margaret: He coughs up blood?
Morticia: Well, not like he used to.
Morticia: Thing, you’re a handful.
Morticia: Wednesday, play with your food!
No Mr. Addams,I can not tell you where they met.
Now please stop calling.
Old business is old business and new business is new business and we don’t discuss new business until next quarter!
Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?
Pugsley: Are they dead? Wednesday: Does it matter?
Sally Jessy Raphael: So, you say your son was kidnapped by voodoo witch doctors? Let’s take a call.
Gomez: Hello, Sally?
Sally Jessy Raphael: Mr. Addams, please stop calling! We do not know where they meet!
That’s the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!
That’s the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!
They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool!
Thing, you’re a handful
Thing, you’re a handful.
Thing, you’re a handful.
Uncle Fester: Haven’t you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday: He’s only a child.
Uncle Fester: That’s no excuse. Aim for a major artery. The jugular.
Uncle Nicknack’s winter wardrobe…Uncle Nicknack’s summer wardrobe…Uncle Nicknack…
We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
Wednesday! PLAY with your food!
Wednesday): Pugsley, sit in the chair. Pugsley): Why? Wednesday): Because we’re going to play a game. Pugsley): What game? Wednesday): [strapping him in] It’s called, *Is There a God?*
Wednesday, play with your food!
Wednesday, play with your food!
Wednesday: I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.
Wednesday: Please pass the salt.
Morticia: And what do we say?
Wednesday: NOW.
wednesdayto girlscout: are they made from real girlscouts?
Weird is relative.
YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU RAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGG????
[As they examine a rare and valueable heirloom Morticia is about to donate to charity]
Grandmama: Let’s keep it!
Morticia: Hush, mama! It’s for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.
[Looking for something in a closet]
Morticia: Uncle Nick-Nack’s winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack’s summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.
[Watching Pugsley sleep]
Morticia: He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree.
[Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair.]
Wednesday: Pugsley, sit in the chair.
Pugsley: Why?
Wednesday: Because we’re going to play a game.
Pugsley: What game?
Wednesday: [strapping him in] It’s called, Is There a God?
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