Baron Munchausen: I’m Baron Munchausen!
Berthold: That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?
Baron Munchausen: Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I’m delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
Berthold: Is there a doctor in the fish?
Horatio Jackson: Escaping! We can’t start escaping now! What would future generations think of us!?
Horatio Jackson: He won’t get far on hot air and fantasy.
King of the Moon: I’m back! I got lips again and I’m gonna use ‘em, baby!
Baron: Abandon ship! Abandon ship!
Berthold: I think the ship’s abandoning us, mate!
Baron: The Sultan’s going to cut off my head!
Adolphus: …And?
Baron: And?!
Baron: You’ll get us both killed!
Sally: But I thought you wanted to die!
Baron: Well, I’m old enough.
Berthold: I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ‘M’.
Albrecht: It’s a Demon of the Deep!
Berthold: That starts with ‘D’, you twit! It’s ‘M’ for monster!
I think, therefore you are.
I’m afraid, sir, you have rather a weak grasp of reality.
I’ve got tides to regulate, comets to direct.
Quick! Back in the fish!
Sultan: Have you any famous last words?
Baron: Not yet!
Sultan: ‘Not yet’? Is that famous?
We’re actors, not figments of your imagination. Now get a grip.
Why, why, why?! Because it’s all logic and reason now! Science, progress, chip-chip… Laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this, that and the other… No place for three legged Cyclops in the South Seas… no place for cucumber trees and oceans of vine… no place for me! – Baron Munchausen
Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I’m delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
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