(1)We’re from Wisconsin. (2)Yeah, and I’m from my dad’s penis. Get outta here.
(1)Write down my number, it’s 555-6321, got it? (2) Yeah. Wait a minute, 5-5-5’s not a real number, they only use that in the movies. (1)No shit, honey. What do you think this is, real life?
(name), we just needed to be held! You got the bonus plan.
(W)hat are your names, Neil and Bob? Or is that, like, what you do?
*** Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you????
*** I don’t know,….. I never met your father……..
-Stanley?
-Yeah, you know, like the power drill?
…anybody else woulda shit a Miata!
1.) Scalping at a funeral. You’re a pretty sleazy guy.
2.) Thanks. you interested? It’s festival seating.
1.) Yeah, yeah. How much?
2.) 300.
1.) 3?!?!? You charged the chicks 1!
2.) Hey they blew me.
1.) 300.
1.) Scalping at a funeral. You’re a pretty sleazy guy. 2.) Thanks. you interested? It’s festival seating. 1.) Yeah, yeah. How much? 2.) 300. 1.) 3?!?!? You charged the chicks 1! 2.) Hey they blew me. 1.) 300.
555-6321.
Booty time,booty time across the USA,booty time booty time yay yay yay!!!!
Clint Eastwood, I fucked ‘im.
Clint Eastwood, I fucked him.
Excuse me, you say the f-word again, I´ll bang you right the fuck out, do you understand me? Now get the fuck outta here!
Falling down building…
Everybody screeming whilst Ford with his hands at his head nervously says..My hair,my hair!!!
Ford Fairlane: Write down my number, it’s 555-6321, got it?
A woman: Yeah. Wait a minute, 5-5-5’s not a real number, they only use that in the movies.
Ford Fairlane: No shit, honey. What do you think this is, real life?
Ford Fairlane: You know the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in. HA
Guys like you, you do grow on trees.
Have a Twinkee, snapperhead.
Have a Twinky…….Snapper Head.
Have a Twinky…Snapper Head.
he’s joking about fucking my prom date though,at least I hope he is I took his sister.
Hell, there is plenty more where tha came from booty time booty time
here’s to you… SUCKIN’ MY DICK!!!
here’s to you… SUCKING MY DICK!!!
Here’s to you…..Suckin’ My Dick!!
Hit pay-dirt with k-dirt !
Hit paydirt with KDIRT
Hit paydirt with KDIRT.
I could have been anything. I could have been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up in the morning, they fish, they sell fish, they smell fish. Reminds me of a girl I used to go with, Yvonne. She smelled like fish.
i got chicks to the left of me, i got chicks to the right of me, i got chicks all around me, but i aint got you
I’m so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE!
I’m so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE!
I’m so terrifical, I even had my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.
I’ve heard cats fuck with more harmony than this kid.
If you say the f-word one more time, I’m going to bang you right the fuck out.
If you say the f-word one more time, Im going to bang you right the fuck out.
Keith Richards is rollin’ over in his grave. The friggin’ guy ain’t even dead yet!
My mother always said that….If you can’t say something nice about someone, make sure they’re out of the goddamn room.
Nice tie, Lt. Anus, sir.
(name): Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?
(name): I’m calling you an anus, anus. But, if you prefer…
No, you’re a jerkoff. I call you that because that’s what I think of you… Jerkoff.
Nothin’ no shit honey!You got a whip stickin’ out yer ass an’ a guy who’s fuckin’ barkin’!
Now you pay. It’s called Citizen’s Castration.
our two seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your life
Robin Leech, I fucked him. OH!
See those two girls over there… girl scouts… bought two boxes WOH!
Shake me, Jazz
So many assholes, so few bullets.
Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.
Suzuki Samamri, you Benson-Hurst piece of shit!
Suzuki Samurai, you Bensonhurst piece of shit.
Talking to Suzu was like masturbating with a cheeseslicer, slightly amusing, but mostlu painful.
The Garage boys brought my baby back
They write about cases like these in the private eye handbook, honey. Something about a ten foot pole.
Today is the last day of the rest of your life.
Top o’ the world, ma!
Tourist: We’re from Wisconsin.
Ford Fairlane: Yeah, and I’m from my dad’s penis. Get outta here.
We’re from Wisconsin.
(name): Yeah, and I’m from my dad’s penis. Get outta here.
We’re from Wisconsin.
Well nothin’ no shit honey!You got a whip stickin’ out yer ass and a guy who’s fuckin’ barking!
What are your names, Neil and Bob? Or is that, like, what ya do?
What is this? The Rob Lowe channel?
what you didn’t actually think we would kill a fucking kawala bear did yeah.
Write down my number, it’s 555-6321, got it?
A woman: Yeah. Wait a minute, 5-5-5’s not a real number, they only use that in the movies.
Ford Fairlane: No sh**, honey. What do you think this is, real life?
Write down my number, it’s 555-6321, got it?
Yeah. Wait a minute, 5-5-5’s not a real number, they only use that in the movies.
You are 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life
You are 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life.
You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that…and I don’t mean your legs!
You see what I’m saying to you? That’s what I’m saying. What am I saying? I don’t know!
You sound like Charlie Brown´s friggin´ teacher. Why am I late? I was up all night eatin´ swedish meatballs!
You’re 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!
You’re just in time to see what I refer to as solving the case. It’s cute. I think you’ll like it.
You’re just in time to see what I refer to as: solving the case. It’s cute. I think you’ll like it.
You’re ten seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your life.
You’re ten seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life!
you’re two seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your life
your two seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your life
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