ADAM: I was only having fun.
TICK: Fun? What else do you do for amusement?
Slam your fingers in car doors? What’s the point?
ADAM: No! Wait! Oh shit. Oh for goodness sake
look at yourself Mitzi. How many times have I told
you? Green is not your color!
Bernadette. Don’t worry about it dolls. I’m as
jealous as hell.
Bernadette. Gee, poor kevin’s dick. There can’t
be much room down there with his brain taking up so
much space already. No. I’ll join this
conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching
about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust
sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody
Abba.
Tick. Doesn’t give us much to talk about then does
it?
Do mean to tell me that I am holding ABBA poop?
1) I’ll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, nightclubs and bloody Abba! 2)Doesn’t give us much to talk about then, does it?
1) Well, ever since I was a lad, I’ve had this dream, a dream that I now- finally- have a chance to fulfill.
2)And that is?
1)To travel to the center of Australia, climb King’s Canyon (as a queen) in a full-length Gautier sequin, heels and a tiara.
2)Great. Thats just what this country needs, a cock in a frock on a rock.
1. Who does the decorating around here? 2. Someone with no arms or right foot by the look of it.
1: It’s not purple. It’s lavender. 2: Yeah, it’s nice. In a hideous sort of a way.
1: There goes a transexual, last seen heading south. We called her Bernie, but her real name was Ra- 2: Adam…
I no like you any way, you got lil’ ding-a-ling
A cock in a frock on a rock
A desert holiday, lets pack the drag away. You take the lunch and tea, I’ll take the ecstacy. Fuck off you silly queer, I’m getting out of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hip hooray!
Adam. How the fuck did you get this job Mitzi my
darling? I mean , who is this fish who runs this
bloody hotel in the middle of nowhere anyway? Your
mother.
Tick. No, my wife.
Adam. Well, that’s right. Grabs a bottle of
champagne and looks at it admiringly. ‘Mummy, maybe
a trip to the outback would help me get over this
little phase I’m going through.’ I hereby
christen this budget barbi camper ‘Priscilla,
Queen of the desert.’
Adam. Whispers Can you confirm a rumor for me????
Is it true that her real name is Ralph?
Adam: (Singing.)
A desert Holiday
Let’s pack the drag away.
You take the lunch and tea
I’ll take the ecstasy.
Fuck off you silly queer
I’m getting outta here.
A desert Holiday
Hip hip hip hip hooray!
ADAM: Now listen Bob. Let’s get a few things
straight. We may wear the frocks around here, but
that doesn’t mean you wear the pants.
BOB: Where do I sleep?
ADAM: Oh anywhere that takes your fancy
ADAM: There’s no point in walking back. The only
life I saw for the last million miles were the
hypnotised bunnies and most of them are now wedged
in the tyres.
Adam: Two’s company three’s a party Bernadette my
sweet.
Adam: happy hour Bernadette: mothers ruin pour moi Tick: long island tea Adam (singing): and a stollion tonic for me
All right, if you don’t open the door.. i’m gonna sing. all right, fine. (singing) i dont care if the sun dont shiiine i get my lovin’ in the evenin’ tiime when iii’m with my BABY!!
Bernadette: Great, that’s just what this country
needs. A cock in a frock on a rock.
BERNADETTE: Oh, the party’s over everybody. It
talks. You can’t keep a good bitch down.
bernadette: ive said it before and ill say it again- NO MORE FUCKIN ABBA!
bernadette: one more push and im gonna hit him so hard hes gonna have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth
BOB: If you don’t mind me asking, what kind of
cabaret do you do?
ADAM: We dress up in women’s clothes and parade
around mouthing the words to other peoples songs
Do you have the Texas Chain Saw Msacara?
Do you have the Texas Chainsaw Mascara?
DOORMAN: Don’t go without leaving me your number
Sunshine.
ADAM: already taken care of Jeff. It’s at the far
end of the men’s cubicle. For a good time, phone
Felicia.
Felicia. No, I don’t think I will. Now do you
know why this microphone has such a long cord? So
it’s easily retrieved after I’ve shoved it up your
arse!
Felicia: OW! For fuck’s sake! Watch where you’re driving ya stupid bitch! Whadda ya trying to do fucking kill me or something?!?
Bob: My fault!
Felicia: Oh, sorry Bob, I thought it was Bernadette.
Felicia: She said her name’s not Bernie; it’s Ralph!
felicia:singing: i don’t care if the sun don’t shine, i get my loving in the eavning time, when i’m with my baby.
How do you like your little boys, girls? You don’t have to answer that if you don’t want to.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, no more fucking ABBA!
If you think I’m going to sit around watching Picasso take on the public transport system, you’ve got another thing coming.
Is it true that when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?
Just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock.
Marion: Hello! OH stop wearing out that mirror
Mitzi. Oh tackorama! Who the hell does all the
painting around here?
Bernadette. Someone with no arms or right foot by
the look of it.
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Now listen here you mullet,why don’t you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it’s the only bang you’re ever gonna get sweetheart!
Now listen here you mullet. Why don’t you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it’s the only bang you’re ever gonna get sweetheart!
Now listen here you mullet. Why don’t you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it’s the only bang your ever gonna get sweetheart!
Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!
OH you cant do that with a ping-pong ball!!!
Ohhh Tick! How many times do I have to tell you? Green is just not your color! Ha ha ha!
Stop wearing out that mirror!
tackarama!
Thats quite a wife you got there, Mitz. What does she do in her spare time? Sand back the walls of oil tankers with her tongue?
There’s two things I dont like about you felicia. Your face.
This line available…your name here.
Tick. And when the joint bank account ran dry
after a couple of years I guess I preffered her
wedding ring to mine. So no drama. We swapped and
called it a day.
TICK: (to Adam) You know this
is quite an experience sitting here with you now.
I can quite safely say that I think your taste in
clothing is absolutely terrible, because you can’t
say a word can you? This is great fun
TICK: Look, you’re not helping here. Just eat
your hormones.
We prance around in women’s clothing mouthing the words to other women’s songs.
what a lovely dog. What’s it’s name? Herpes.
What are you telling me–this is an ABBA turd?
What have we got here, then eh? A couple of showgirls have we? Where did you ladies come in from? Uranus?
Who wants to see my map of Tasmania?
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