Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking
We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement
might have caused this is due to periodic airpockets we
encountered. There’s no reason to be alarmed and we hope
you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there
anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Yes, he looked at me and said, Doc, he said, Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell ’em to get out there and give it all they’ve got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then Doc, he said. But I won’t smell too good, that’s for sure.
#1 The fogs getting thicker.
#2 And Leon’s getting larger!
#1 You have clearance Clarence
#2 Roger, Roger. Whats our vector Victor?
(1).can i get you something?
(2).s’mo fo butter layin’ to the bone. kranking me up, tightly.
(1). im sorry i dont understand.
(3). cutty say he cant hang.
(4).oh stewardess, i speak jive. he said that hes in great pain and wants to know if you can help him.
(1)just tell him to relax and i will be back with some medicine.
(4)jus’ hang loose bloood. she gonna catch up on da rebound outta medside.
(2)what it is big mama my mama didnt raise no money i dug her rap!
(4) kut me some slak jack.
(1)Can you fly this plane and land it?
(2)Surely you can’t be serious.
(1)I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
(1)Captain, how soon can you land?
(2)I can’t tell.
(1)You can tell me, I’m a doctor.
(2)No, I mean, I’m just not sure.
(1)Well, can’t you take a guess?
(2)Well, not for another two hours.
(1)You can’t take a guess for another two hours?
(2)No, no, no, I mean we can’t land for another two hours.
(1)Excuse me, I happened to be passing and I thought you might like some coffee.
(2)Oh, that’s very nice of you. Thank you. Oh, won’t you sit down?
(1)Oh Thank you. Cream?
(2)No thank you, I take it black…like my men.
(1)Nervous?
(2)Yes.
(1)First time?
(2)No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.
(1)surely you cant be serious?
(2)i am serious…and dont call me shirley!
(1)There’s been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was…
(2)The cockpit–what is it?
(1)It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now.
(1)What was it we had for dinner tonight?
(2)Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.
(1)Ah right, now I remember. I had the lasagna.
(1)Would you like something to read?
(2)Do you have anything light?
(1)How about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends.
(1)You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
(2)What is it?
(1)It’s a big building where generals meet, but that’s not important.
(1)You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
(2)A hospital? What is it?
(1)It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.
(Inside Airport)
Male Announcer: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only.
There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female Annoucer: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only.
There is no stopping in the red zone.
MA: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only.
There is no stopping in the red zone.
FA: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only.
There is no stopping in the red zone.
MA: The red zone is for loading and unloading passangers. There is no
stopping in the white zone.
FA: No. The white zone is for loading and unloading. There is not stopping
in the red zone.
MA: The red zone’s always been for loading and unloading. There is no stopping
in the white zone.
WA: Don’t tell me which zone’s for stopping and which zone’s for loading!
MA: Listen, Betty, don’t start your white zone shit again. There is just
no stopping in the white zone.
FA: Really, Vernon, why pretend? We both know what you’re talking about.
You want me to have an abortion.
MA: It’s really the only sensible thing to do. If it’s done properly,
therapeutically, there’s no danger involved.
(Operater): Excuse me, Capitain Oveur, you have a call on line five from a Mr. Ham.
Alright, give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo.
)J, what can you make out of this? 2) Well, I can make a hat, or a brouche, or a epititom!
…everything is alright, and does anybody here know how to fly a plane?
1# My orders came through. We are going to attack from the North under theyr’e rader at 08 hundred hours.
2# When will you be back.
1# I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.
1) Can you fly this plane?
2) Surely you can’t be serious?
3) I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley!
1) can you fly this plane? 2) Surey you can’t be serious? 1) i am serious, and dont call me shirley
1) Captain, how soon can you land?
2) I can’t tell.
3) You can tell me, I’m a doctor.
4) NO, I mean I’m just not sure.
5) Well, can’t you take a guess?
6) Well, not for another 2 hours.
7) You can’t take a guess for another 2 hours?
8)No, no, no. I mean we can’t land for another 2 hours!
1) Cream? 2) (shakes head) I like it black, like my men.
1) Do you swear on the constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God!? 2) Aint no THANG! 3) Would you describe, in your own words, what happened that night? 2) Check it BLEED, bro was ON, didn’t trip, but the folks was streakin man, hey, and the pilots were layed to the BONE home, so blood hammered out and TOWNSHIPS, tighten that bad sucka had to run away like a mutha-f-sheit
1) Headquaters? What is it?
2) Its a big building where the generals are, but thats not important.
1) How long do we have to land? 2) I can’t tell. 1) You can tell me. I’m a doctor. 2) No, I can’t tell how long until we can land. 1) Well, take a guess. 2) Not for another two hours. 1) You can’t take a guess for another two hours? 2) No, I can’t land the plane for another two hours.
1) I have an emergency call for you on line five from a mister Hamm 2)Alright, Give me Hamm on five hold the mayo
1) jus hang loose, blood. she gonna be hoppin back on the rebound a du some medicide. 2) hey, what it is big momma? my momma didn’t raise no dummy. i dug her rap.
1) Nervous?
2) Yes.
3) First time?
4) NO, I’ve been nervous lots of times.
1) The Des Moines Institute for Impodency? 2,3,4 all at once) We’re familiar with it.
1) We have to get these people to a hospital. 2) A hospital? What is it? (asking what the sickness is) 1) It’s a big building with patients.
1) What kind of plane is it?
2) Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes,
curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like
a big tylenol.
1) What was served for dinner tonight? 2) Well, there was a choice. Steak, fish. 1) Ah, yes. I remember. I had lasagna.
1) Would you like something to read? 2) Do you have anything light? 1) How about this leaflet, famous Jewish sports legends? 2)Yes, tnank you..
1) You ever been in a cockpit before?
2) No sir, I’ve never been up in a plane before.
3) You ever . . . seen a grown man naked ?
1) You got a telegram from headquarters today.
2) HEADQUARTERS?!? What is it?
3) Well, its a big building where generals meet. But
that’s not important right now.
1) You’ll have to fly the plane. 2) Surely, you’re not serious. 1) Yes, I am. And don’t call me Shirley.
1)It takes so many things to make love last. Most of all, it takes respect. And I can’t live with a man I don’t respect. 2)[To Camera] What a pisser!
1)Johnnie, what can you make out of this? 2) Well, I can make a hat, or a brouche, or a pterodactyl!
1)Nervous? 2) Yes. 1) First time?
2) No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.
1)the cockpit, what is it? 2)it’s the room in front where the pilots sit, but that’s not important now
1)The fog’s getting thicker… 2)…and Leon’s getting larger!
1)The white zone it for loading and unloading only.
2)The red zone it for loading and unloading only.
1)Would you like cream or sugar? 2)No, thank you, I take my coffee black. Like my men.
1-mayday mayday ,What the hell does that mean?
1. Surely you must be kidding!
2. I’m not, and don’t call me Shirley.
1. These people need to get to a hospital, how fast can you land this plane? 2. I cant say. 1. C’mon, you can tell me, Im a doctor. 2. No, I dont know when I can land. 1. Can you make a guess? 2. Well, not for another 2 hours. 1. You cant make a guess for another 2 hours? 2. No, I cant land the plane for another 2 hours.
1. You ever been in a cockpit before? 2. No sir, I’ve never been up in a plane before. 1. You ever see a grown man naked?
1.Surely you can’t be serious. 2.I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
1: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north, below their radar.
2: When will you be back?
1: I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.
1:We have clearance Clarence.
2: Roger, Roger. What’s our vector Victor?
3: Tower’s radio clearance, over.
2: That’s Clarence Oveur. Over.
3: Roger.
1: Huh?
3: Roger, over.
1: Huh?
2: Huh?
Elaine Dickinson: You got a telegram from headquarters today.
Ted Striker: Headquarters–what is it?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, it’s a big building where generals meet, but that’s not important right now.
Randy: There’s been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . .
Ted Striker: The cockpit–what is it?
Randy: It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now.
STRIKER (ralking to Kramer over the radio): Lets not kid each other Kramer. You know I’ve never flown a bucket
like this! I’m gonna need all the luck there is.
KRAMER (back to Striker): Standby Striker. (clicks off radio, turns and speaks with McCrosky) Our one hope is to build this man up, I’ve got to give him all the confidence I can. (clicks radio back on to speak with Striker) Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?
STRIKER: No, never.
KRAMER (quickly turns to McCrosky, forgets to click off radio): Shit! This is a God damned waste of time, there’s no way he can land that plane!
MCCROSKY (pleads with Kramer, radio still on) Grab ahold of yourself! You gotta talk him down, you gotta!
KRAMER (still unaware that the radio is on and Striker’s confidence is dropping): We ought to route him in Lake Michigan, at least we’ll avoid killing innocent people!
No wonder you’re upset. She’s lovely! And a darling
figure. Supple pouting breasts… firm thighs…
Dr. Rumack: Elaine, you’re a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
Elaine Dickinson: No.
Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.
Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
Dr. Rumack: You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital–what is it?
Dr. Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.
Elaine : Just how serious is it Doctor?
Rumack : Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and
dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the
red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy begins to
experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work
on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms
followed by the inevitable grueling. At this point,
the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by
uncontrollable flatulence ( Oever begins to fart )
Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a
quivering wasted piece of jelly.
Flight 2-0-9 now arriving gate 8- gate 9, gate 10…
Gate 13, gate 14, gate 15 . . .
Gate 23, 24, 25
A) Cream?
B) No, thank you. I take it black, like my men.
Airport management, the FAA and the airlines; they’re all cheats and liars.
Alright, boys. Let’s get some pictures.
An epitom! What is it? It’s a disgusting foot on the leg of a DW but that’s not important now.
And Leon’s getting larger!!!
And Leon’s getting lllaaaarrrgggeeerrr!
and tell the milkman no more cheese!!!
And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
Better get on board, son. All aboard!!!
boy: can i ask you a question?
striker: what is it?
boy: it’s an interrogative form of sentence, used to test knowledge. but that’s not important right now
boy: Would you like some cream? girl: (drinking coffee) No thank you, I take it black…like my men.
Brotha dont want no help, brotha dont get no help!
Can you identify the plane?
Well it looks like a big tylenol with wiiings.
What can you make of this map?
Well I can make hat… and a little birdy
Captain How soon can you land?
I can’t tell
You can tell me I’m a Doctor
No I mean I’m just not sure
Well can’t you take a guess
Well not for another 2 hours.
You can’t take a guess for another 2 hours?
No I mean we can’t land for another 2 hours, fog…
Captain Ouver: Check our clearance Clarance.
Clarance: Roger, Roger.
Captain Ouver: What’s our vector, Victor?
Chu mo fu butta laid me to bone, jackin me up…Tightme.
chump don’t want the help, chump don’t get the help. jive ass dude ain’t got no brains anyhow.
Cutty say lay me to the bone.
did you ever hang around gymnasiums?
Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don’t–no one does–that never happens.
Do you know what it’s like to get pushed in the mud? Kicked in the head, with an iron boot?
Do you like gladiator movies?
Doctor: Captain, how long before we land.
Captain: I can’t tell.
Doctor: You can tell me, I’m a doctor.
Captain: No no. I mean, I don’t know how long it’s gonna be until we
land.
Doctor: Well can’t you take a guess?
Captain: Not for another two hours.
Doctor: You can’t take a guess for another two hours?
Captain: No, I can’t land the plane for another two hours!!
Doctor: This women needs to be taken to a hospital immediatly.
Air Stewerdess: What is it doctor?
Doctor: A big building full of sick people, but thats not important right now.
Doctor: When will we be able to land this plane?
Striker: I can’t tell.
Doc: Don’t worry. You can tell me. I’m a doctor.
Doctor:we need to get this man to a hospital right away! Stewardess: what is it? Doctor: a large building with patients, but thats not important.
DR. RUMACK & RANDY: It’s an entirely different kind of flying.
Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Clarence Oveur: I can’t tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me. I’m a doctor.
Clarence Oveur: No. I mean I’m just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well, can’t you take a guess?
Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can’t take a guess for another two hours?
Clarence Oveur: No, I mean we can’t land for another two hours!
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Doctor: It’s a big building with sick people and doctors, but that’s not important right now.
Everybody on the plane say ho!
Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive.
First Jive Dude Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Second Jive Dude Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
First Jive Dude Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.
Second Jive Dude Subtitle: DON’T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.
First Jive Dude Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE,… First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude Subtitle: MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE. (smack hands together)
First Jive Dude Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude Subtitle: GOLLY!(SHIIIIIIIIT)
First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus’ be messin’ my old lady… got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain’t gonna lay no mo’ big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s’other s’ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH…
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol’ same ol’.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB’in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say… See a broad, to get that booty yak ’em.
First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude: Leg ‘er down ‘n smack ’em yak ’em(smack hands together)First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.(Golly!)
Get that finger out of your ear! You don’t know where that finger’s been!
ght
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
He has a drinking problem.
He was working as as air-traffic controller. Then Reagan sacked them all and then he went insane. – What happened to Ted Stryker then?
Hello, we’d like you to have this flower from the church of religious conscience. Would you care to make a donation?
)Hare Krishnas): No thanks, we gave at the office.
Hey Hoey, have you ever been in a cockpit before?
No sir, I’ve never been in a plane before!
Ever seen a grown man naked?
Hey, i know you, you’re Kareem Abdul Jabbar….you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers
Hi we are here from the church of religous conshusnus would you care to make a donation.
How about this leaflet,Famous Jewish Sports Legends?
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I am serious, and don’t call me shirley
I feel sooooo good. Jive talking all the way home. Shhhhhhhhhhhit!
I just want to tell you both good luck, we’re all counting on you
I just want to tell you, good luck, we’re all counting
on you.
I just wanted to tell, good luck, and we’re all counting on you.
I like my coffee black, just like my men
I like my coffee black, like my men!
I like my men like I like my coffee…BLACK!
I like my men tall and black just like my coffee.
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
I speak epititom.
I think I picked the wrong week to quit amphetimines.
i think you’re the greastest. but my dad says you don’t get back on defense, and only play hard during the playoffs.
I’m gonna sing a little song. Let’s all sing and dance. The plane may crash, and we may not have a chance.
I’m serious, and please, don’t call me Shirley
I’ve got to concentrate…….I’ve got to Concentrate…..Hello?….Echo!…….Pinch hitting for Pedro Corbone…..Manny Mota….
I’ve got to concentrate…concentrate…concentrate…
I’ve got to concentrate…concentrate…concentrate…
Hello…hello…hello…
Echo…echo…echo….
It’s coming right at us!!!
(jumps through window)
It’s gonna be all right! Get a hold of yourself! *slap*
It’s my stomach. I haven’t felt this awful since we saw that
Ronald Reagan film festival.
Jackin’ me up… Tight me…
Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.
jim never has a second cup of coffee at home……
Jim never vomits at home.
Jive-ass dude ain’t got no brains anyhow.
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Johnny, you ever seen a grown man naked?
Just like Gerald Ford.
Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone shit again.
Listen kid I’ve been hearing that crap every since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
Lonliness, thats the bottom line. I was never happy as a child . . .
Christmas Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what its like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head. With an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does, that never happens. Sorry Ted, that’s a dumb question.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue.
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quite amphetamines.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin’ glue!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
Looks like I picked the wrong week, to stop sniffing glue.
Loudspeaker: Captain Ouver white courtesy phone, Captain Clarence Ouver white courtesy phone.
(Captain picks up red phone)
Lady On Phone: No, the white phone!
Captain Ouver: Oh…
(Captain picks up white phone)
Captain Ouver: This is Captain Ouver
Lady on Phone: One moment for your call from the Mayo clinic
Loudspeaker: Captain Ouver white courtesy phone Captain Clarence Ouver
Captain Ouver: I’ve got it!
Loudspeaker: Thank you!
McCroskey: We´re going to the tower. Johnny: The tower!? The Tower!? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
McCROSKY: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
JOHNNY: Oh, I can make a lot of things out of this! I can make a hat or a broache or a pterodactyl…! (McCROSKY grabs the paper out of his hands)
McCROSKY: There it is!
TED: There it is!
KRAMER: There he is! Striker, you’re coming in too fast!
TED: I know, I know!
ELAINE: He knows, he knows!
Me John! Big Tree!
No, we can’t do that, the risk of a flame-out is too great. Keep ’em at 24,000. No, feet.
Oh No!!! The automatic pilot!!! It’s deflating!!!
Oh, its a big pretty white plane, with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels, and it looks like a big tylonol!
Oh, Scraps is a boy dog.
Okay, give me Hamm on white, hold the Mayo.
passangers, there is nothing to worry about we have just hit a little turbulance but we should be fine………..oh by the way does anyone know how to fly a plane?
Person 1: Should we put on the runway lights now, sir? Person 2: No…..That’s just what they’ll be expecting us to do.
Pitch hitting for Pedro Borbon…Manny Mota…Mota…
Roger… What? Reconspector Over… Yeah? We have clearence Clarence. Whats the Vector Victor
Say Timmy do you like when Rex hugs your leg and rubs up and down
Shiiiiiiit! (Golly)
shirley you cant be serious…I am serious.. and please dont call me shirley!
Shirley you must be kidding. I’m not kidding, and stop calling me Epititom.
Stewardess, I speak jive.
stewardess: excuse me would you like something to read?
passanger: do you have anything light?
S: how about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Athletes.
Stewardess: Excuse me, sister.
Nun: Yes?
S: There’s a little girl onboard who’s ill–
N: Oh, yes. I saw. Poor child.
S: Could I borrow your guitar? I thought maybe I could cheer her up.
N: Oh, of course!
Stewardess to mother: Hi.
Mother: Hi
S: Do you mind if I talk to your daughter?
M: Why, I think that’d would be nice
S: Hi. I’m Randy.
Little Girl: I’m Lisa. Oh, you have a guitar!
S: I thought maybe you would like to hear a song
LG: I’d love to!
S: Let’s see, umm… This is one of my favorites.
I traveled the banks of the River of Jordan. to find where it flows to the sea,
I looked in the eyes of the cold and the hungry, and saw I was looking at me.
And I wanted to know if life had a purpose, and what it all means in the end.
In the silence I listened to voices inside me, and they told me again and again.
There is only one river, there is only one sea. And it flows through you, and
it flows through me. There is only one people. We are one and the same. We are all
one spirit, one name. We are the father, we are one, we are one, we are onnnnneee…
Stewartess….i know jive
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn’t return from that raid. Elaine: Seven, Lieutenant Zip died this morning.
STRYKER: It’s an entirely different kind of flying altogether!!
EVERYONE ELSE TOGETHER: It’s an entirely different kind of flying.
SURELY YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS! I AM SERIOUS, AND DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY!
Surely you can’t be serious. I am… & stop calling me Shirley.
surely you cant be serious
i am serious and dont call my shirly
TED: It’s a damn good thing he doesn’t know how much I hate his guts!
ELAINE: (into radio) It’s a damn good thing you don’t know how much he hates your guts.
Tell me everything that’s happened up to this point … first the earth cooled,
then came the dinosaurs but they got too big and fat, died and turned into oil. Then along came
the Arabs driving mercedes.
Tell your old man to drag Walton and Denier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
That dress its awful and those shoe their so cheap
That’s impossible, they’re on instruments.
The cockpit? What is it? It’s a little room in the front of the plane, but that not important.
The decision to proceed is yours. Stryker you’re too low!
The decision to proceed, is yours,…… yours,…….yours,….The decision is yours,…….is yours,….. The decision to proceed is yours,….
The fog’s getting thicker, and Lennys getting larger
The Shit has hit the fan
The tower, the tower, RAPUNZEL!
The tower, the tower, Repunzel, Repunzel!!!
There is no reason to be alarmed and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way is there anyone on board that nows how to fly a plane
There is no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
There is only one river, there is only one sea…..
There is only one river. There is only one sea. And it flows through you. And it flows through me.
THERE’S A SALE AT PENNY’S!!
There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows
how to fly a plane?
There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
There’s no reason to panic and I hope you enjoy the rest of our flight. By the way, does anybody know how to fly a plane?
They bought their tickets, they knew what they were
getting into. I say let em crash.
This is WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever.
Tommy, you even been in a Turkish Prison?
Umm, how ’bout this leaflet: Famous Jewish Sports Legends?
We have clearance Clarence. Roger Roger. Whats our vector Victor?
We have clearence, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?
Well, of course, well surley.
Thankyou, and next time, don’t call me shirley.
Well, to be honest, I’ve never been so scared. But at least I have a husband.
What do you make of this?…I can make a hat, I can make a broach, I can make a Pterodacty
Would you put all your metal objects in this dish
WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever Crash
You’ve got to…concentrate…concentrate…concentrate…Pinch-hitting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota…Mota…Mota…
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