Movie Quotes from Aladdin: Quotes from the movie Aladdin

can i kiss the monkey :smooch: ahhh :choke: hair ball

Look at this! I’m so ticked off that I’m molting!

“Patience, Iago, patience.”

(Aladdin to Jasmine) Oh be careful there. Oh, watch your head there!

(aladdin)-you,uh,you don’t want to go for a ride do you?we could get out of the palace,see the world.(jasmine)-is it safe? (aladdin)-sure,do you trust me? (jasmine)-what? (aladdin)-do you trust me? (jasmine)-yes.

(genie)-Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see,and that,good people,is why he got dolled up and dropped by.

(genie)-prince ali,handsom is he,ali ababwa.That physique,how can I speak,weak at the knee.well,get on out in that square,adjust your veil and prepare,to gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali.

(girls in counterpart in Prince Ali)- there’s no question this ali is alluring.never ordinary,never boring.everything about the man just plain impresses.he’s a wonder,he’s a whiz,a wonder, he’s about to pull my heart asunder.and i absolutly love the way he dresses!

(Jasmine kisses Jafar) (Disguisted looks on everyone’s faces) Ew.

(jasmine)- right,a prince like you,and every other stuffed shirt swaggering peacock i’ve met! (genie)-mayday,mayday (jasmine)-just go jump off the balcony!

(jasmine)- right,a prince like you,and every other stuffed shirt swaggering peacock i’ve met! just go jump off the balcony!

(jasmine)-good night,my handsom prince.
(aladdin)-sleep well princess.
(then the kiss!)

(Rajah pulls on Jasmine’s coat) Oh, I’m sorry, Rajah, but i can’t stay here where I’ll have my life lived for me. I’ll miss you. Good-bye.

…Street rat, I don’t buy that, if only they’d look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No siree, They’d find out theres so much more to me..

1) Faster, Iago, faster! 2) Yes, oh mighty evil one!

1) Gazeem was obviously less than worthy. 2) Wow! There’s a big surprise! I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from that surprise!

1)getting into trouble a little early today, aren’t we (name) 2)trouble, no way. you’re only in trouble if you get caught. 3)GOTCHA! 2)I’m in trouble.

1)Now remember BEE yourself! 2)Yeah right. 3)What?! 2)Uh…I said ‘You’re right’.

1)Rule #1: I can’t kill anybody! (cuts off his head) So don’t ask. Rule #2: I can’t make people fall in love with anyone else! (kisses him) Rule #3: I can’t bring people back from the dead. It’s not a pretty picture. I DON’T LIKE DOING IT!!!

1)Unhand him! By order of the princess! 2)Princess Jasmine! 3)The
PRINCESS?!!

1)You won’t get away so easily!!! 2)you think that was easy?

1)You’ve just won the heart of the princess…what are you going to do now?…Psst your line is ‘I’m going to free the genie’…any time

1. Patience, ****. Gazem was obviously less than worthy.
2. Oh, there’s a big surprise! That’s an incredible–I think I’m going to have a heart attack and DIE from ‘Not surprised’!

1. Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, thank you, good bye. Now, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
2. Oh you sure fooled me. Now about my 3 wishes.
1. Dost my ears deceive me? 3? You are down by one, boy.
2. Ah no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
1. Oh. Well I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies.

1. Well, what would you wish for?
2. Me? No one’s ever asked me that before. Well, in my case…
1. What?! Come on, tell me!
2. Freedom.

10,000 years…will give ya such a crick in the neck!

1: Hey, do you trust me? 2: …What? 1: Do you trust me?

Genie: Al, I can’t help you, I work for senior psychopath now.

Genie: First, that fez and vest combo, these patches? What are we trying to say, beggar? No.

Genie: Your line is: ‘I’m going to free the genie’. Anytime.

Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose worth
lies far within. A diamond in the rough.

A hundred bad guys with swords

A Whole New World.

A whole new world. A dazzling place I never knew. But now from way up here, it’s crystal clear that now I’m in a whole new world with you.

Abu this is no time to panic!!! (sees wall ahead) Start panicking!!

Ah, salaam and good evening to you, dear friend. Please, please, come closer…too close. A little too close…there. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the River Jordan, on sale today, come on down. Heh heh heh. Look at this, combination hooka and coffee maker, also makes chili and fries, will not break. Will not–it broke! Ah, look at this. The famous Dead Sea tupperware. Listen. Ah, still good…Wait, don’t go! I can see that you’re only interested in the exceptionally rare, then I think that you would be most rewarded to consider this. Don’t be fooled by its commonplace appearance. This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man’s life. A young man, who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough.

Ah, salaam and good evening to you, dear friend. Please, please, come closer…too close. A little too close…there. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the River Jordan, on sale today, come on down. Heh heh heh…Wait, don’t go! I can see that you’re only interested in the exceptionally rare. Then, I think that you would be most rewarded to consider this…don’t be fooled by it’s commonplace appearance. This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man’s life. A young man, who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed: a diamond in the rough.

Aladdin to Raja when he goes to see Jasmine on her balcony: good teenagers, take off their clothes (i swear it)

Aladdin: …One trick ahead of disaster. They’re quick, but I’m much faster! Here goes! Better throw my hand in, wish me happy landin’, all I gotta do is JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!

Aladdin: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we’d get along!!!

Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu, as usual!

Aladdin: Raja, down Kitty. (whispers ‘Jasmi Take off Your clothes’) I SWEAR TO GOD HE SAYS IT JUST LISTEN CAREFULLY!!!!

alright you baaaaaaaaad boy, but no more freebies!

Alright you baaaaaaad boy! But no more freebies!

Alright, Sparky, here’s the deal. If you wanna court the little lady ya gotta be a straight-shooter, do ya got it?

At least some good will come from my being forced to marry, when I am queen i will have the power to get rid of YOU!

Aw, Al, I’m gettin’ kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything!

Boy, do I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaad boy. But no more freebies.

but you’re so.. old

Can I call you ‘Al’ or maybe just ‘Din’? How about ‘Laddie’? It sounds like ‘here boy’!

Can’t we just wait for a real thunderstorm?

Combination hooka and coffee maker! Will not break! Will not- it broke.

Do you smoke? Mind if I do? POOOF!!!!! HaHaHaHa!!!

Do You trust me?

Don’t you know the golden rule? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Excellent work, Yago. On a scale of one to ten, YOU are an eleven.

Excuse me? Are you lookin at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you’re walkin out on me? I dont think so not right now you’re getting your wishes so SIT DOWN!!!!! In case of an emergency the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere, Keep you hands inside the carpet ‘cuz weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere otta here.

Excuse me? Are you talking to me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you’re walking out on me? I don’t think so. Not today. You’re getting your wishes, boy, so SIT DOWN!!!

FREEESH FISH! WE CATCH ‘EM, YOU BUY EM!

Genie: Rikum rakum rokum rake stick that sword into that snake.
Jafar: You ssstay out of thisss.
Genie: Jafar Jafer he’s our man, if he can’t do it GREAT!!

Girls: Oh, it’s sad that Aladdin’s hit the BOTTOM. He’s become a one-man rise in crime! Woman: I’d blame parents, except he hasn’t got ’em! Aladdin: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you all about it when I got the time!!!

Good teenagers take off their clothes

Good teenagers…take off your clothes

Gotta keep one jump ahead of the breadline, one swing ahead of the sword. I steal only what I can’t afford. That’s everything!!!

Gotta keep one jump ahead of the breadline, one swing ahead of the sword. I steal only what I can’t afford. That’s everything!

Guard: He’s got a sword!
Razoul: You idiots — we’ve ALL got swords!

Hahahahaha! Made ya look!

Have you ever heard of the golden rule? whoever has the gold makes the rules!

He who has the gold, makes the rules.

Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.

Hey–I’m a street rat, remember? I’ll improvise.

how dare you all of you standing around deciding my future I am not a prize to be won!

I can show you the world, shinning, shimmering, splended. Tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder. Over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride. A whole new world. A dazling place I never knew. BUt when I’m way up here it’s crystal clear and now I’m in a whole new world with you. A whole new world. A new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no or where to go or say we’re only dreaming. A whole new world…

I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me, Princess, now when did you last let your heard decide? I can open your eyes. Take you wonder by wonder. Over, sideways and under
on a magic carpet ride. A whole new world. A new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no or where to go or say we’re only dreaming. A whole new world. A dazzling place I never knew. But when I’m way up here, it’s crystal clear, that now I’m in a whole new world with you. Now I’m in a whole new world with you. Unbelievable sights. Indescribable feeling. Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky. A whole new world. Don’t you dare close your eyes. A hundred thousand things to see. Hold your breath -it gets better. I’m like a shooting star. I’ve come so far. I can’t go back to where I used to be. A whole new world. Every turn a surprise. With new horizons to pursue every moment red-letter. I’ll chase them anywhere. There’s time to spare. Let me share this whole new world with you. A whole new world. That’s where we’ll be. A thrilling chase. A wondrous place….For you and me…..!

I can show you the world. Take you wonder by wonder. Tell me, Princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?

i can’t beleve i’m losing to a rug

i can’t believe it, i’m losin 2 a rug

I can’t believe this. I’m losing to a rug.

I knew it why did you lie to me?did you think I was stupid that I wouldn’t figure it out?

I’ll have your hand for a trophy street rat!

I’m getting kinda fond of you, kid. Not like I wanna pick out curtains or anything.

I’m not a strett-rat. & i don’t have fleas

I’m not worthless…and i dont have flees

I’m sorry Rajah.

If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers…BAM! WHACK! And then I’d grab him around the head…WHACK!WHACK!

In geval van nood zijn de uitgangen daardaardaardaardaardaardaardaardaardaar..Overal dus! Nu handen armen benen tenen binnenboord graag! daarrrr gaan we!

INFIDELS!!

it really does say ALL GOOD TEENAGERS TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.

to deny it is unreasonable. I do not remember the exact part but its somwhere where Raj attacks. No one says it… its just a voice in the background of some random guy. its pretty creepy if u pay attention its incredible to think that youve always missed hearing it. i didnt believe it but its true.

It seems the role of Al will be played by a dark, sinister, UGLY man.

It seems the role of Al will now be played by a dark, sinister, ugly man.

It’s a shame abu had to miss this.

Jafaar! I’m Stuck!

Jafar, Jafar, he’s our man, if he can’t win…..GREAT!

Jafar, Jafar, he’s our man. If he can’t do it… GREAT!!!

Jerry: Don’t they look lovely June? June: Fabulous Jerry I love the feathers.

Just forget it! Look at this…Look at this! I’m so ticked off that I’m molting!

Just like every other stuffed shirt, swaggering peacock before you!

Just remember the golden rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Just–go—jump off a balcony!

Let me guess: You are another one of those perverted freaks who assumes Disney is out to corrupt the children of America? You really need to get a life. You, and everyone else who thinks that! Aladdin says this: ‘Down kitty, nice kitty, go away now’. How many other sick bastards think Aladdin said that? Besides, even a cartoon character wouldn’t be stupid enough to say ANYTHING like that to a girl who is having her HUMONGOUS TIGER ATTACK HIM!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!

Look at that Abu, it’s not every day you see a horse wiht two reends.

Look at that Abu, it’s not everyday you see a horse with two rear ends.

Mister Aladdin sir, what will your pleasure be? Come on, whisper what it is you want. You ain’t never had a friend like me!

no matter what anybody says, you’ll always be a prince to me

not to say, *Poof*! What do you need? *Poof*! What do you need? *Poof*! What do you need?

Often imated but never duplicated duplicated duplicated

Oh, Father. Raja was just playing with him. Weren’t you, Raja? You were just playing with that over-dressed, self-absorbed Prince Ahkmed, weren’t you?

Oh, to be FREE!!!

One jump ahead of the lawmen. That’s all, and that’s no joke! These guys don’t appreciate I’m broke!!

Or say we’re only dreamin’!

Or worse! Be-headed! *cringe*

Or worse, beheaded. Uuuuuuuuuughl!

Oy! Ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck!

People who hear sick stuff like that either have a really sick imagination or are hearing things because I know for a fact that it says nothing even close to Jasmine take off your clothes or whatever the hell. It’s all a matter of how different people hear it as to what they say they heard

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER…itty bitty living space!

Prince Ali, handsome is he, Ali Ababwa! Genuflect, show some respect down on one knee! Now try your best to stay calm. Brush up your Sunday salaam. Then come and meet his spectacular coterie!!

Right–a prince like you. And every other stuffed-shirt, swaggering peacock I’ve met!

Rule Number ONE: I can’t make anybody fall in love. Rule Number TWO:I can’t kill anybody. and Rule Number THREE: I can’t bring anybody back form the dead…it’s not a pretty sight…I DON’T LIKE DOING IT!

Rule Number Three: I can’t bring people back from the dead. It’s not a pretty picture, and I don’t like doing it!

She thinks the monkey is the Sultan.

Sugar dates! Sugar dates and beads! Sugar dates and pistachios!

Sultan: Jasmine. You’ve got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call. The law says (joined by Jasmine) must be married to a prince (Jasmine stops talking) by your next birthday. Jasmine: The law is wrong. Sultan: You’ve only got three more days! Jasmine: Father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love. Sultan: I just want to make sure you’re taken care of. Provided for. Jasmine: Please, try to understand. I’ve never done a thing on my own. I’ve never had any real friends! Except you, Raja. I’ve never even been outside the palace walls. Sultan: But Jasmine, you’re a PRINCESS. Jasmine: Then maybe I don’t want to be a princess anymore! Sultan: (to Raja) Allah forbid you should have any daughters.

Sultan: One thing I pride myself on, Jafar. I’m an excellent judge of character.

Iago: Oh, excellent judge, yes…oh, NOT!

Take off your clothes

Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?

TEN THOUSAND YEARS IN THE LAMP…can give you such a creak in the neck

Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

Thank you for choosing magic carpet for all travel needs. Please stay
seated until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, goodbye
now, thank you, goodbye! Well, how about that Mr. Doubting Mustuffa?
Well, you sure showed me…now about my 3 wishes. Dost mine ears deceive
me? 3? You are down by ONE boy! Ahh, no, I never actually wished to
get out of the cave, you did that on your own. **Jaw drops to ground**
Oh I feel sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepish! All right you baaaaaaaaaaad boy!
But no more freebies!

The boy’s crazy. He’s a little punch drunk. One too many hits with the snake

The exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, ANYWHERE! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet, we’re outta here!

Their Quick but I’m Much faster

There’s no question this Ali’s alluring. Never ordinary, never boring. Everything about the man just plain impresses! He’s a winner, he’s a whiz, a wonder! He’s about to pull my heart asunder! And I absolutely LOVE the way he DRESSES!!!!

They’re after me! They’re after you?!?

Three wishes – no substitutes, exchanges or refunds.

ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER!

Unbelievable sights. Indescribable feeling. Soaring, tumbling, free-weaving through and endless diamond sky. A whole new world…

Well Ali Baba had them 40 thieves, Sherizade had 1000 tales. But master, you in luck ‘cuz up you sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails!

well there’s this girl,(genie)-eehhh wrong I can’t make anyone fall in love remember?(Aladdin)-oh,but genie.She’s smart and fun and…(genie)-pretty? (aladdin)-beautiful!she’s got these eyes that just.. and this hair,wow…and her smile.ahh.

WHat are you lookin at?! You got a PROBLEM, Pinky?!

what the?!?!, i mean ‘squawk’

when aladdins on the balcony you hear…all good teenagers take off there clothes…i pick this up in psychology when learning about subliminal messages, you gotta listen real close though, it sounds like the genie is saying it..and the people who dont think that this movie says that, arent paying close enough attention…quess it requires good listening skills,dur

With This Tear.

Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren’t we Aladdin? Aladdin: Trouble? No way! You’re only in trouble if you get caught! Guard: GOTCHA!! Aladdin: I’m in trouble!

Yes, sir, we pride ourselves on service. You’re the boss, the king, the SHAH! Say what you wish, it’s yours, true dish! How ’bout a little more baklavah?

You aint never had a friend like me! Ha!

You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat. You will die a street rat and only your fleas will mourn you!

You fucking moron. I do have good listening skills. Maybe you should put away the porno for awhile, hmm?

You know, Al, I’m getting reaaalllyy….. I don’t think you’re him. The part of Aladin will now be played by a dark and sinister ugly man.

You’re only in trouble when you get caught

You’re speechless I see. A fine quality in a wife

Your beard is so twisted!

{End of song:} One skip ahead of disaster. They’re quick, but I’m much faster. Here goes- Better throw my hand in, wish me happy landin’, all I gotta do is JUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!

{singing} One trick ahead of disaster. They’re quick, but I’m much faster! Here goes. Better throw my hand in, wish me ‘happy landin’, all i gotta do is jump!!

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