Penny: do you wanna go to morrocco with me? William: yeah yeah..ask me again
we both wanted to be with her, but i guess she wanted us to be together..
don’t you have any normal friends?
famous people are just more intresting
(1) Feck you! (2) Hey! (sigh) Well, there it is, your sister used the ‘f’ word. (3) I think she said ‘feck.’ (2) What’s the difference? (3) The letter ‘u.’
(1) What are you, the star of your school? (2) ….They hate me
(1): So Russell… what do you love about music? (2): To begin with….everything.
(Man)You can tell Rolling Stone, that my last words are. . . I’M ON DRUGS! (crowd) YEAH! (kid) Maybe you wanna come down here and rethink those last words! (Man) Okay, Okay, my last words are, music is life (awkward silence) IM ON DRUGS! (crowd) YEAH!!!!
(russel) Look hes takin notes with his eyes, HOW DO WE KNOW YOUR NOT A COP, HUH? THE EMNEMY, STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT ME….(Manager) its ok he only means….half of what he says…
…They don’t even know what it is to be a fan..to truely love some silly little piece of music or some band so much that it hurts…
1) Do YOU care about the T-shirt?
2) I’m just hungry man. Let’s just go find some Barbeque.
1) If he loves you, then why did he just trade you to Deep Purple for $50 and a case of beer? Penny, I was there [Penny begins to cry] 2) Well…what kind of beer?
1) You wanna watch me feed a mouse to my snake?
2) YES!
1)Act one in which she pretends she doesn’t care about him;Act two in which he pretends he doesn’t care about her,but he goes right for her;And act three in which it all plays out the way she planned it.2)We should stop them.1)Stop them? You were her reason for coming here.
1)I know he loves me, at least as much as he can for someone who- 2)Sold you for 50 bucks and a case of beer? 1)What kind of beer?
1. Feck You! 2. Your sister said the ‘F’ word. 3. I think she said, ‘Feck.’ 2. What’s the difference? 3. A ‘u’.
1. FECK YOU! 2. HEY! 1. This is a house of lies! 2. Well there it is, your sister used the ‘F’ word. 3. I think she said ‘feck.’ 2. What’s the difference? 3. The letter ‘u.’
1. Feck you! 2. Hey! There it is. Your sister used the F-word.
3. I think she said ‘Feck’. 2. What’s the difference? 3. The letter u.
1. I got you a pass. 2. Oh, thanks. I got in with Stillwater. 1. Oh, Stillwater.
1. I sound like a dick! 2. You are a dick.
1. I think I saw Sapphire in there. 2. DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER LAUGHTER!
1. Is this Maryanne with the pot? 2. No…this is not Maryanne with the pot.
1. What’s your real name? 2. I’ll never tell.
1. Your father always knew you were a predominately accelerated learner. 2. What about me?
1. You were rebellious and ungrateful of my love.
1.) I need to go home. 2.) Shh…you are home.
1: I hurt the flower. 2: Did you man? Did you hurt the flower?
1:My mother always said, Marry up! Marry someone grand. And that’s why she named me Lady. 2: She named you Lady? 1: Lady GOODman. 2: Lady Goodman. 1:So now you know all my secrets.
Ben: A Mo-Jo, it’s a very high-tech machine that transmits pages over the telephone! It only takes eighteen minutes a page!
Dennis: If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.
Elaine: Adolescence is a marketing ploy.
Elaine: Look at this; an entire generation of Cinderellas and no glass slipper.
Elaine: Well there it is, your sister used the ‘f’ word.
William: I think she said ‘feck’.
Elaine: What’s the difference?
William: The letter ‘u’.
Polexia: Let’s deflower the kid.
Russell: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were.. I’m on drugs!
William: Russell, I think we should work on those last words!
Russell: From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that’s it, that’s all I’m interested in.
Russell: I never said I was a golden god.. or did I?
Russell: Your mom kinda freaked me out.
Sapphire: Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak!
Sheldon: Is this Mr. Miller?
William: Yeah.
Sheldon: You have a message from Elaine, your mother.. She’s a handful.
William: I know.
Sheldon: She freaked me out!.. Tell her to stop.
William: ‘That groupie’? She was a Band-Aid! All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you’re always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away! And if you can’t see that, that’s your biggest problem.
William: Don’t you have any regular friends?
Penny Lane: Famous people are just more interesting.
William: Somebody who sold you to Humble Pie for fifty bucks and a case of beer! I was there! I was there! Look.. I’m sorry.
Penny: What kind of beer?
William: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am pissed off! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me.. I am The Enemy!
William: Well, it was fun.
Lester: Because they make you feel cool, and hey, I met you. You are not cool.
your looks are becoming a problem!
a whole generation of cinderellas and there’s no slipper coming
Adolescence is a marketing tool.
All right. But I’m just going to say this, and I’m going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. ‘Cause I know guys, and I’ll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let’s just pause and appreciate a man like that. You created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, and we’re all looking out for him. He’s doing a great job, and don’t worry — he’s still a virgin. And that’s more than I’ve ever said to my own parents, so there you go. …This is the maid speaking, by the way.
and here i am telling my secrets to the one person your not suppose tot ell your secrets to
And I am about to boldly go where MANY men have gone before.
and we’ll see you all again in 1974…
and…the chicks are great
Anita Miller: FECK YOU!
Elaine Miller: HEY!
Anita Miller: This is a house of lies!
Elaine Miller: Well there it is, your sister used the ‘F’ word.
William Miller: I think she said ‘feck.’
Elaine Miller: What’s the difference?
William Miller: The letter ‘u.’
Anita Miller: Listen to Tommy with a candle burning, and you’ll see your future.
Anita Miller: This song explains why I’m leaving home to become a stewardess.
Anita Miller: [last words to little brother William before leaving home] Someday, you’ll be cool.
ANITA:THIS IS A HOUSE OF LIES.
Any other city and you’d still be a virgin.
Ask me again
“While women will always be a problem for guys like us… most of the great art in the world is about that very problem. Good-looking people—they got no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we’re smarter.â€
be bold and the mighty forces will come to your aid..
be brave, and armies will come to your rescuue
Ben Fong-Torres: A Mo-Jo, it’s a very high-tech machine that transmits pages over the telephone! It only takes eighteen minutes a page!
Ben Fong-Torres: You’re not there to party. We’ve already got one Hunter Thompson.
but here i am telling secrets to the one guy you dont tell secrets to
Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak!
cause if you think Mick Jaggar is still gonna be up there in 50 years, tryin to be a rock star, you are sorely, sorely mistaken. Hey, I didn’t invent the rainy day, I just own the best umbrella.
Colour My World.
Craaaazy…
Daughter: I don’t understand why we can’t listen to our music. Mother: Because it is all about drugs and promiscuous sex… Daughter: Simon and Garfunkel is poetry. Mother: Yes, it is poetry. Poetry about drugs and promiscuous sex. (Points to album) Honey, they’re on pot.
Dennis Hope: I don’t make the rain. I just have the best umbrella.
Don’t do drugs!
Don’t take drugs!
DON’T TELL ME I’M ONLY ONE OF THE OUT OF FOCUS GUYS!
don’t worry about me i’m easy to forget, I’M ONLY THE FUCKING LEAD SINGER!!!!
Dont Take Drugs!
Elaine Miller: Adolescence is a marketing ploy.
Elaine Miller: Keep the small bills on the outside and call me if anyone gets drunk.
William Miller: I will call you if anyone *anywhere* gets drunk.
Elaine Miller: Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and no glass slipper.
Elaine Miller: May I speak with William, please?
Sapphire: He’s not here. I think he’s in the bar with the band. They just got back from the radio station. Is this Maryann with the pot? …Hello?
Elaine Miller: No, this isn’t Maryann with the pot. This is Elaine. His mother. Could you please give him a message? Could you tell him to call home immediately? And could you also tell him — I KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON.
Sapphire: All right. But I’m just going to say this, and I’m going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. ‘Cause I know guys, and I’ll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let’s just pause and appreciate a man like that. You created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, and we’re all looking out for him. He’s doing a great job, and don’t worry — he’s still a virgin. And that’s more than I’ve ever said to my own parents, so there you go. …This is the maid speaking, by the way.
Elaine Miller: Rock stars have kidnapped my son!
Elaine Miller: [to William] Your Dad was so proud of you. He knew you were a predominantly accelerated child.
Anita Miller: What about me?
Elaine Miller: You are rebellious and ungrateful of my love.
Famous people are just more interesting.
Famous people are just more intersting
Friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.
From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that’s it, that’s all Im interested in
FUCK it..IM GAY!
he’s the enemey
Here’s a theory to disregard, uh, completely. Music, true music, no, not just rock and roll, chooses you.
Hey, man! Don’t stop there!! I’m incendiary too!!
How do yo know when it hits
i always tell girls to never take it serious
I always tell my girls, Never get attached. If you never get attached, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you’ll always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.
I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt, and if you never get hurt you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit your friends.
I always tell the girls never to take it seriously,
If you never take it seriouly you’ll never get hurt,
If you never get hurt you’ll always have fun,
And if
-Pennie Lane
I always tell the girls to never take it seriously because if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt; if you never get hurt, you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.
I always tell the girls: ‘Never take it seriously’. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit your friends
I always tell the girls: Never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt, if ya never get hurt ya always have fun, and if you’re ever lonely, just go to the record store, and visit your friends.
I always told her to never let too many guys fall in love with her
I am a golden god!
I am a Golden God!!!
I can’t say anymore with a writer around.
I didn’t invent the rainy day man. I just own the best umbrella.
I didn’t invent the rainy day, I just got the best umbrella.
I dig music….I’m on drugs!
I don’t think anyone can really explain rock and roll. Well, maybe Pete Townsend.
I dont care about a t shirt, i’m hungry lets just go find some barbeque or something.
I get people off. I look for the one guy in the crowd that isn’t getting off…and I MAKE him get off. Actually, THAT you can print.
I group up in that lamp shade!
I have to crap.
i love you alex
I need ice.
I need ice?
I need to see you face to face because I’m never as good as when you’re there and I can see myself the way you look at me and I’m sorry…
I never said I was a golden god… or did I?
i think she said feck
I was thinking that we could hang out you know do stuff back home first, and then i would see you pee..
I won’t call again I promise. But, I need to see you face to face because I’m never as good as when you’re there and I can see myself the way you look at me and I’m sorry. If we could just get together and find some time to talk… Lets say all the things we never said
I’ll never tell.
I’m about to go where…MANY men have gorn before.
I’m always home, I’m uncool!
I’m gonna say what no one else will say — Your looks are becoming a problem!
I’m never as good as when you’re there….
I’m never as good as when your there and I can see myself the way you look at me.
I’m on drugs!
I’m telling secrets to the one guy you don’t tell secrets
I’m telling secrets to the one guy you don’t tell secrets to.
Iam only the fucking lead singer
If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt; if you never get hurt, you always have fun; and if you ever get lonely, you can just go to the record store, and visit your friends.
If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star when he’s fifty, you’re sadly mistaken.
If you think Mick Jagger’s gonna be out there at age 50 trying to be rock n roll, you are sadly sadly mistaken.
If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.
im about to boldly go where many men have gone before
Im just one of the OUT OF FOCUS PEOPLE
Im Sorry but could you please FUCK off!
in 11 years it will 1984, think about that
Isn’t it funny how the truth just sounds different.
It is the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Honey, they’re on pot.
It’s a voice that says Here I am and Fuck you if you can’t understand me!!
It’s all happening!
IT’S ALL HAPPENING…
ITS OK, IM EASY TO FORGET IM ONLY THE FUCKING LEAD SINGER
Its time to De-flower the child!
Jeff Bebe: ‘Rock ‘n’ roll can save the world’? ‘The chicks are great’? I sound like a dick!
Jeff Bebe: He was never a person, he was a journalist!
Jeff Bebe: Is it that hard to make us look cool?!
Jeff Bebe: It’s okay! I’m easy to forget! I’m only the fucking lead singer!
Jeff Bebe: Some people have a hard time explaining rock ‘n’ roll. I don’t think anyone can really explain rock ‘n’ roll. Except Pete Townshend, but that’s okay. Rock ‘n’ roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking… and it’s not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it’s a voice that says, ‘Here I am… and fuck you if you can’t understand me.’ And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock ‘n’ roll can save the world… all of us together. And the chicks are great. But what it all comes down to is that thing. The indefinable thing when people catch something in your music.
Jeff Bebe: You know I do? I connect. I get people off. I look for that one guy that’s not getting off, and I MAKE him get off!
Just make us look cool, man.
Lester Bangs: And then it just becomes an industry of… cool.
Lester Bangs: Don’t let those swill merchants rewrite you.
Lester Bangs: Of course I’m home. I’m always home. I’m uncool.
Lester Bangs: Oh man, you made friends with ’em. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.
William Miller: Well, it was fun.
Lester Bangs: Because they make you feel cool, and hey, I met you. You are not cool.
Lester Bangs: So, you’re the one who’s been sending me those articles from your school newspaper.
William Miller: I’ve been doing some stuff for a local underground paper, too.
Lester Bangs: What, are you like the star of your school?
William Miller: They hate me.
Lester Bangs: You’ll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle.
Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.
Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world…is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.
Lester Bangs: You CANNOT make friends with the rock stars. That’s what’s important. If you’re a rock journalist — first, you will never get paid much. But you will get free records from the record company. And they’ll buy you drinks, you’ll meet girls, they’ll try to fly you places for free, offer you drugs… I know. It sounds great. But they are not your friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories about the genius of the rock stars, and they will ruin rock and roll and strangle everything we love about it.
LESTER:DON’T WORRY YOU’LL MEET THEM ALL AGAIN ON THEIR LONG JOURNEY DOWN TO THE MIDDLE.
Listen to Tommy with a candle burning and you’ll see your future
Look at this. A whole generation of Cinderellas, and no slipper coming.
Look under your bed. It’ll set you free.
My Cherie Amour.
Never take it seriously, If you never take it seriously you never get hurt.If you never get hurt, then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you just go to the record store and visit your friends.
no, russell has a girlfriend, and I can’t even say her name
NOW you’re mysterious.
Of course im home…im uncool
ofcourse you like them…they made you feel cool. and i’ve seen you kid. you are not cool
Oh, its ok! I’m forgetable! I’m only the fucking lead singer!!!
One day… you’ll be cool.
Peggy Sue.
PENNY LANE was the one who told us no more sex……just blowjobs and thats it!
Penny Lane: How old are you?
William Miller: Eighteen.
Penny Lane: Me too! How old are we really?
William Miller: Seventeen.
Penny Lane: Me too!
William Miller: Actually, I’m sixteen.
Penny Lane: Me too. Isn’t it funny? The truth just sounds different.
William Miller: I’m fifteen.
Penny Lane: I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends.
Penny Lane: I’ve made a decision, I’m gonna live in Morocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Do you wanna come?
William Miller: Yes! Yeah.
Penny Lane: Are you sure?
William Miller: Ask me again.
Penny Lane: Do you wanna come?
William Miller: Yes! Yes.
penny lane: It’s all happening!
Penny Lane: Look – you should be happy for me. You don’t know what he says to me in private. Maybe it is love — as much as it can be…
Penny Lane: Maybe it is love, as much as it can be, for somebody-
William Miller: Somebody who sold you to Humble Pie for fifty bucks and a case of beer! I was there! I was there! . . . Look- I’m sorry.
Penny Lane: [sniffs] What kind of beer?
Penny Lane: Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends.
Penny Lane: We are not groupies! Groupies sleep with rockstars to be around famous people. We’re here for the music. We’re Band aids.
Penny Lane: We are not groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. WE are band-aides. We’re here for the music.
Penny Lane: We are not Groupies. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids.
Penny Lane: You’re too sweet for rock and roll.
William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me… I am THE ENEMY!
Penny-Thats it,I’ll go to New York myself. I’ve got a bunch of partial tickets…I know his ex girlfriend/wife’s gonna be there..William- Wake up! Dont go to New York! Penny- Why are you yelling at me?
Penny: how old are you? William:18 Penny:me too!..how old are we really? William: 17 Penny:me too! William:actually im 16 Penny: me too! William:im 15
Penny: I’ve made a descion. I am going to live in Morrocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Wanna come?
William: Yes yes! Ask me again.
Penny: Do you wanna come?
William: YES!
Penny:I’m no good at goodbyes…and you…you are the last of my old..time friends…polexia…polexia went to london with deep purple…can you believe that? even saphires some place else…and all she left was her quaeludes….
PLEASE GO THE FUCK AWAY!
Polexia Aphrodisia: Forgive me father, for I may sin tonight.
Polexia Aphrodisia: It’s all happening!
Polexia Aphrodisia: Let’s deflower the kid.
polexia do you have any pot
william not on me
polexia do you even smoke
william no but i grow
Polexia: act one. where she pretends she doesnt care about him. Act two. where he pretends he doesnt care about her…then goes right for her. Act three. Where is all comes out the way she planned it… she’ll eat him alive.
William: we have to stop them!
Polexia:stop them? you were her reason for coming here… (jeff comes near ploexia and takes her…) (whispers to williams ear) forgive me father for i may sin tonight…
real man!
Real music chooses YOU.
rock stars have kidnapped my son
Rock stars have kidnapped my son!
Rock stars have kidnapped my son!
Rock’N’Roll can save the world
Rockstars have kidnapped my son!!!!
Russel: You can tell Rolling Stone that my last words were … I’M ON DRUGS!!! William: Why don’t you come down here and we can work on those last words? Russel: Alright, okay, I got it … I dig music. … I’M ON DRUGS!!!!!!
RUSSEL:I’M IN TOO TRUHFUL A MOOD.WILLIAM:MAYBE THAT’S A GOOD THING.
Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were… I’m on drugs!!!!
William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words!
Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words: I dig music.
[beat]
Russell Hammond: I’m on drugs!!!!
Russell Hammond: Don’t worry, no one’s getting hurt here. She knows Leslie’s coming to New York tomorrow. This is the circus, everybody’s trying not to go home. Stop looking at me like that.
Russell Hammond: From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that’s it, that’s all I’m interested in.
Russell Hammond: I am a golden god!
Russell Hammond: I hurt the flower.
Russell Hammond: I never said I was a golden god… or did I?
Russell Hammond: I’m telling secrets to the one guy you don’t tell secrets to.
Russell Hammond: Well William, we’ve been across the entire country and did everything to you except get you laid.
[William looks out the window and smiles]
Russell Hammond: Really? No!
All in car: No!
Russell Hammond: Well William, we’ve been across the entire country and did everything to you except get you laid.
[William looks out the window and smiles]
Russell Hammond: Really? No!
All in car: No!
Russell Hammond: Write what you want.
Russell Hammond: You know, I think we both wanted to, uh, to be with her. I guess she wanted us to be together.
Russell Hammond: You, Aaron, are what it’s all about. You’re real. Your room is real. Your friends are real. Real, man, real. You know? Real. You’re more important than all the silly machinery. Silly machinery. And you know it! In eleven years its going to be 1984, man. Think about that!
Aaron: Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake?
Russell Hammond: Yes.
Russell Hammond: Your mom kinda freaked me out.
William Miller: She means well.
Russell..the guitar riffs are incendiary!!!
Sapphire: Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak!
Sapphire: Just think, any other city and you’d still be a virgin.
Sapphire: They don’t even know what it is to be a fan. Y’know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts.
So Russel, what do you love about music? To begin with…everything…
So what are you like the star of your school?
They hate me.
Yea, well, you’ll meet them again on their long journey to the middle
Some people have a hard time explaining rock ‘n’ roll. I don’t think anyone can really explain rock ‘n’ roll. Except Pete Townshend, but that’s okay. Rock ‘n’ roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking… and it’s not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it’s a voice that says, *Here I am… and fuck you if you can’t understand me.* And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock ‘n’ roll can save the world… all of us together. And the chicks are great. But what it all comes down to is that thing. The indefinable thing when people catch something in your music.
Some people you meet on the rode are really amazing people..like you..but its better for like a few people to know about then a million people..
The Doors? Awe comeon! Jim Morrison, he’s a drunken baffon! (Hey I like The Doors) Pshht, awwe…Give me the Guess Who! They’ve got the courage to be drunken baffons, and that makes them poetic!
The only real currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone when you are being uncool.
The only real truth in this bankrupt society are things we tell to our friends when were not trying to be cool.
The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool
The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.
The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone when you are uncool.
The only true currency in this bankrupt world…is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.
The only true currency in this truely bankrupt world is the stuff shared among people who are uncool.
The only truth in this bankrupt society are the things we tell our friends when we’re not trying to be cool.
the quote that says -does anyone remember laughter that is wrong. It’s -does anyone remember last night
The Wind.
then it will just become and industry of… cool.
There is fucking nothing controversial about you.
They don’t even know what it is to be a fan. Y’know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts.
They don’t even know what it is to love a band or some silly little piece of music so much, that it hurts.
They don’t even know what it is to love some band or a silly little piece of music so much, that it hurts.
They don’t even know what it’s like to love a silly little piece of music so much, it hurts.
They don’t know what it is to really be a fan. To love some…silly piece of music, or some band so much that it hurts.
They don’t know what it’s like, to love some silly band, so much that it hurts.
They got the courage to be drunken buffoons. That’s what makes them poetic.
This is Penny Lane man. Show some respect.
THIS IS THE MAID,BY THE WAY.
this song explains why I’m leaving home to become a stewardess
Time to deflower the kid.
Topeka Kid: You’re Russell from Stillwater.
Russell Hammond: Well, yeah, on my better days, I am Russell from Stillwater.
Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake?
Yes.
We are not groupies! We are banaids!
We are not groupies. Groupies are girls who have sex with the band members b/c they want to be near someone famous. We are here for the music. We are band-aids.
We are not groupies. We’re band aids
We are uncool. women will always be a problem for guys like us. Most major art is about that very subject.
We take all kinds of pills that give us all kinds of thrills, but the thrill we’ve never known, is the thrill that’ll get ya when ya get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
We.Are.Not.Groupies.
What kind of beer was it?
whats your real name?
When did you become so professional?
Who put such a high premium on being typical?
Why doesn’t he love me?
William Miller: ‘That groupie’? She was a Band-Aid! All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you’re always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away! And if you can’t see that, that’s your biggest problem. And I love her! I love her!
William Miller: Do you have to be depressed to write a sad song? Do you have to be in love to write a love song? Is a song better when it really happened to you? Like Love Thing, where did you write that and who was it about?
Russell Hammond: When did you get so professional?
William Miller: Don’t you have any regular friends?
Penny Lane: Famous people are just more interesting.
William Miller: I have to go home.
Penny Lane: You are home.
William Miller: I love you. And I’m about to boldly go where… many men have gone before.
William Miller: Please don’t give him any more acid.
William Miller: Please stop giving him acid!
William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me… I am THE ENEMY!
William Miller: When and where does this ‘real world’ occur?!
William Miller: [on meeting Stillwater] Russell. Jeff. Ed. Larry. I really love your band. I think the song ‘Fever Dog’ is a big step forward for you guys. I think you guys producing it yourselves, instead of Glyn Johns, was the right thing to do. And the guitar sound… is incindiary. Incendiary. Way to go.
[He turns to leave. The band members regard one another for a moment.]
Russell Hammond: Well, don’t stop there!
Jeff Bebe: Yeah, come back here! I’m incendiary, too, man!
WILLIAM! YOUR MOM Called! SHE SAID to ring her as soon as possible and she said to tell you, she know’s whats going on!! Ummph!
William, your mother called. She freaked me out. Tell her not to do that again. (looks at the note that says ‘Don’t take drugs!’)
william-i cant keep up with you
penny- no one can
William: I have to go home. Penny:You are home.
wm- dont u have any real friends? pl- famous people r just more interesting..
YEAH, OK
YEAH,ON MY GOOD DAYS,I’M RUSSELL FROM STILLWATER.
You are home
You are the last of my all time friends.
You can tell Rolling Stone Magazine, that my last words were…..I’m on drugs.
You cannot make friends with the rock stars.
you love this shirt cause it lets you say everything you want to say
You want to rebel against knowledge. I am trying to give you the Cliff Notes on how to live life in this world.
You’ll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle
You’ll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle.
You’ll meet them all on the long journey to the middle.
You’ll still be the youngest lawyer in the country.
You’re retired like Frank Sinatra is retired.
You’re too sweet for rock n’ roll.
Your aura! Its PURPLE!
Your mother freaks me out.
Your ora is purple….it’s purple. Purple.
[Ed’s only line]
Ed: I’m gay!
[Finally getting his interview with Russell Hammond]
William Miller: So Russell… what do you love about music?
Russell Hammond: To begin with, everything.
[Regarding the t-shirt picture]
Russell Hammond: Can we just skip the vibe, and go straight to us laughing about this?
Jeff Bebe: Yeah, okay.
Russell Hammond: Because I can see by your face you want to get into it.
Jeff Bebe: How can you tell? I’m just one of the out-of-focus guys.
[Russell is on the phone with Penny]
Russell Hammond: Give me your address. This time, I’m coming to you.
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