– ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM CROCIDILE TEARS?
-…..YOUR DAMN RIGHT I AM.
-I THOUGHT SO
1) I just sharted. 2) what the hell does that mean? 1) it means i tried to let out a fart and a lil shit came out, c’mon man we gotta go
1) we have to leave right now 2)can’t we stay just a few more minutes? 1)no..i sharted 2)what? you sharted? 1)yea..i tried to fart and a little shit came out..i sharted
1) wut are you doing? you can’t eat those! 2) why not? 1) because on average 1 out every 6 ppl wash their hands after going to the bathroom. and people wonder why they get E. Coli
1)Bah! Rat! Rat in the house!2)Ohh no no, this is redalfo hes a ferret
1.) Raindance 2.) White Chocolate 3.) Iceman 4.) Old School 5.) Let it rain…….
1.AH! a rat!
2.Its not a rat its a ferrett
ahh, a rat, a rat 2) oh no, thats not a rat, thats my ferret. i got him in italy, he’s old, he can’t really see anymore BOOM!
At a certain point, he, ah, looks himself in the mirror and he just say, Hey! I am a hippo-poto-moose and there is nothing i can do about it. And as soon as he accepts this he live life happy! Happy as a hippo!
Ball in
BLOODY RIPPAAAAA!!!!!!!!
– kslay
did you just smack my ass?
Did you two doucebags bring your A game?
i assess risk for a living, its my job to worry
I just sharted~c’mon man we gotta go!
I think I’ve found the man I want to spend the rest of my life with…. and when you find it…you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I thought I told them not to wax this!? 23% of the guest are over 70, I don’t want anyone breaking a hip!
I’m just messing with ya saquatch-lets get it on.
I’m not into this whole dirty dancing thing
I’ve kinda bounced around to a bunch of different places over the past few years-Lets see..Austin, Istanbul, Sri Lanka, Portland, Costa Rica, Buffalo, a couple other of places.
It’s not about what happened in the past or what you think might happen in the future. It’s about the ride for christs sake! There’s no point going through all this crap if your not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what, when you least expect it something great might come along. Something better than you even planned for.
Just give her a little tap on her tushie and say,I’m you’re daddy,I’m you’re daddy.
LET IT RAIN!!!
LETS NOT BULLCRAP EACH OTHER, ON PAPER WAN LUE IS ONE OF THE RISKEST SONS A BITCHES ALIVE.
– Niggakslay
MY NAME IS NOT LUBEN!!!
Oh god no! No way. No. Yeah. No no no no no no no. Im not really big on the whole, ah, long-term commitment thing
RAINDROPS!
T… I’m burning. My legs are burning
We drink a leetle whit wine, we talk about life. I cannot ‘elp eet. She make like za fire in my tghrowzer.
Well,I saw you dancing with that Spainyard.
will this base jumping, crocodile wrestling, shark diving, volcano luging, bear fighting, snake wrangling, motor cross racing bastard die? the answer is no my friends.
yeah.. some girls find it offensive
YOU DID NUMBER TWO IN HER APARTMENT?
You ever hear of a guy shouting out 50 when he orgasms?
You want to switch guys.(Stiler) No I’d rather not, I just figured out how to guard this guy.(His friend)
you’re doing an E! true hollywood story on yourself?
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