Movie Quotes from American Psycho: Quotes from the movie American Psycho

Bryce: (snorting cocaine) I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking Oaties.

Daisy: What do you do?
Bateman: I’m into.. well murders and executions mostly.
Daisy: Do you like it?
Bateman: It depends. Why?
Daisy: Because most guys I know who work with mergers an acquisitions really don’t like it.

Evelyn: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I don’t think it would work..
Bateman: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh.. I thought about that. You can have’em.

Evelyn: You hate that job anyway. I don’t see why you don’t just quit.
Bateman: Because I want to fit in.

Jean: I wouldn’t want you to lose your willpower.
Bateman: That’s okay. I’m not very good at controlling it anyway.

Jean: What’s that?
Bateman: Duct tape. I need it for… taping something.

Kimball: What whole Yale thing?
Bateman: Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

Paul: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Bateman: No, Allen.
Allen Is that a rain coat?
Bateman: Yes it is!

Waiter: Would you like to hear today’s specials?
Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.

>Did you know that Whitney Houston’s debut LP called simply Whitney Houston had four number-one singles on it? Did you know that, Cristie? >> You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You actually have a Whitney Houston CD? More than one??!! (She bursts out laughing, rolling off the sofa onto the floor).

Al, why don’t you get a job?

Al, why don’t you get a job???

Al, you reek of shit.

BATEMAN
I’m…at a loss. He was part of that whole…Yale thing,
you know.
KIMBALL
Yale thing?
BATEMAN
Yeah…Yale thing.
KIMBALL
What do you mean…Yale thing?
BATEMAN
Well, I think for one that he was probably a closet
homosexual. Who did a lot of cocaine…that Yale thing.

Bateman – Did you know that Whitney Houston’s debut LP called simply Whitney Houston, had four number one singles on it? Did you know that Christi?
Christi – You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You own a Whitney Houston cd? More than one?
Bateman – It’s hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks. But The Greatest Love of All is one of the best and most powerful songs ever written about self preservation and dignitiy. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it’s not too late to better ourselves since it’s impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It’s an important message, crucial really, and it’s beautifully stated on the album.

Bateman – Don’t just STARE at it, EAT IT!

Bateman: To be Honest, Evelyn, you’re not very important to me.
Evelyn: (crying) Patrick, what do you want me to do?
Bateman: For one, you can stop this scene. I’m leaving.
Evelyn: Patrick, where are you going?
Bateman: Just leaving.
Evelyn: Where?
Bateman: I’ve got to return some video tapes.

Bateman: Oh and don’t wear that outfit anymore. Jean: You don’t like it Patrick? Bateman: Come on, your prettier than that. Wear a skirt, I like skirts…….and high heels.

Bateman: Shit! Those mother fuckers fucking gave us sugar! Fucking sugar! How the fuck am I gonna snort this fucking crap?

Bleachy, what do you mean bleachy? You’re insane, you’re a fool. Lady, if you on’t shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you!

But even after admitting this there is no carthisis, my punishment continues to ellude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

Can you PLEASE keep it down!?! I’m trying to do drugs!!

Can you PLEASE keepy it down!?! I’m trying to do drugs!!

Come on Bryce, there are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about…. We have to, end apartheid, for one, slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless. And oppose racial discrimination, and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern, and less materialism in young people.

Cranberry juice, uh, cranapple

Did I mention i’m utterly insane?

Did you hear that Paul Allen has the Fisher account?? Brice: That Lucky bastard. Van Patten: That lucky Jew bastard!! Bateman: Oh god..what does that have to do with anything? Van Patten: I saw him at his desk, in his office, spinning a fucking manora. Bateman: You spin a dradle, not a manora.

Do we have a reservation? I am not really hungry, but I like to have a reservation.

Do you know how bad you smell? You reek of shit. Do you know that…umf ha Al, I’m sorry…its just that…I dunno…I don’t have anything in common with you.

Do you like Phil Collins?

Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I’ve heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Don’t just stare at it! Eat it!!

don’t just stare at it, eat it!

Don’t just stare at it…eat it!

Don’t just stare at it..Eat It!

Don’t touch the watch

Examining the business card: ‘Look at that subtle off-white coloring. A tasteful thickness… Oh my God, it even has a watermark…

F*UCKING BITCH NOT THE FACE

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

HEATHER, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, AND DANCE A LITTLE BIT, SO SABRING CAN SEE YOUR ASS….. SABRINA DONT JUST STARE AT IT…. EAT IT

Hey Halberstram – have a holly jolly Christmas!

High heels, I like high heels.

Hip to be square.

His Business Card Was better than mine. It was Bone and Ivory.

Howard, it’s Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer, so I think you should know. I’ve killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in the apartment uptown. Um, some homeless people. Maybe five or ten. An NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my ex-girlfriend, with a nailgun. Um, some man, this old faggot with a dog last week. I, uh, I killed another girl with a chainsaw. Hah. I had to. She almost got away. And, um, someone else there. I can’t remember! Maybe a model. She’s dead, too. And, uh, Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face and his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell’s Kitchen. I don’t wanna leave anything out here. I guess I’ve killed maybe twenty people. Maybe forty. Uh, hah, I taped a lot of it. Uh, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um, I ate some of their brains that I tried to cook in oil. And I, I, uh, hah, just had to kill a lot of people! And, um, I’m not sure if I’m gonna get away with it this time. So, uh, I mean… Whoa! I guess I’m a pretty, uh, I guess I’m a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry’s Bar, you know. So keep your eyes open. Okay.

Howard, it’s Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer, so I think you should know. I’ve killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in the apartment uptown. Um, some homeless people. Maybe five or ten. An NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my ex-girlfriend, with a nailgun. Um, some man, this old FAGGOT with a dog last week. I, uh, I killed another girl with a chainsaw. Hah. I had to. She almost got away. And, um, someone else there. I can’t remember! Maybe a model. She’s dead, too. And, uh, Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face and his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell’s Kitchen. I don’t wanna leave anything out here. I guess I’ve killed maybe twenty people. Maybe forty. Uh, hah, I taped a lot of it. Uh, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um, I ate some of their brains… I tried to cook a little. And I, I, uh, hah, just had to kill a LOTTA PEOPLE!!! And, um, I’m not sure if I’m gonna get away with it this time. So, uh, I mean… Whoa! I guess I’m a pretty, uh, I guess I’m a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry’s Bar, you know. So keep your eyes open. Okay.

I am Paul Allen you are Christy here’s some money

I don’t want you to get drunk, but uh, that’s a very fine Chardonnay you are not drinking.

I feel my mask of sanity is about to slip

I had to kill a LOTTA PEOPLE!!!!!

I have all of the characteristics of a human being; flesh, blood, skin, hair, but not a single clear identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

I have all the characteristics of a human being; flesh, blood, skin, hair. But not a single clear identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me, and I don’t know why. My nightly blood lust has overflowed into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

I have to go return some video tapes.

I have to return some video tape.

I have to return some video tapes.

I have to return some videotapes.

I just HAD TO KILL A LOTTA PEOPLE!!!

I just want everyone to know, that I’m pro-family and anti-drug

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane?

I live in the American Gardens Building on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor. My name is Patrick Bateman, I’m twenty-seven years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice-pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

I see they’ve omitted the pork loin with lime Jello.

I touch roses.

I wanna stab you to death and play around with your insides

I WANT TO STAB TOY TO DEATH AND PLAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

I’d like you to clean your vagina

I’m an evil fucking psychopath

If you don’t shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.

im looking for a blonde who does couples and I stress the word BLONDE

In too deep.

Is that Ivana Trump?

Is that Ivana Trump???

Is that Reed Robinson over there?

It’s weak as hell, but I’m pretty sure if we do enough of it we’ll be OK.

Just ease up on the anti-semetic remarks.

Kimball: Do you remember where you were the night of Paul’s disappearance, which was on the 20th of December?

Bateman: God…..I guess I was probably returning videotapes!

Kimball: Do you remember where you were the night of Paul’s disappearance, which was on the 20th of December?

Bateman: God…..I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

Lady in red.

Lime? I can always get you a lime…

lljljkh

man fuk that, aint nuttin but a chicken wing man, mike majeed and tom lock here, buzzin ;)

mud soup and chrcoal arugula

My Blood lust has spilled over into the day.

My name is Patrick Bateman, I am 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, somekind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity– something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can eve sense our lifestyles are probably comparable. I simply am not there.

My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be, um, corrected…

my pain is constant and sharp, and i do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact i want my pain to be inflicted on others. i want no one to escape

My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not wish for a better world for anybody. I want no one to escape.

No can do, got an 8:30 res at Dorsia. Great sea urchin seviche.

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the ’50s.

NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FUCKING FACE, YOU PIECE OF BITCH TRASH

Patrick – You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Paul – They are okay.

Patrick – Their early work was a little too, new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in eighty-three, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

Paul – Hey Halberstram!

Patrick – Yes Allan?

Paul – Why are there copies of the styles section on the floor, you have a dog, a little Chow or something?

Patrick – No Allan.

Paul – Is that a raincoat?

Patrick – Yes it is. In eighty-seven, Huey released this, Four, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip to be Square. A song so catchy most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics, but they should. Because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Paul!

Patrick:[Message to lawyer on answering machine] Howard,its Bateman.Patrick Bateman.You’re my lawyer,So I think you should know I’ve killed a lot of people!Some escort girls in an apartment uptown,uh,some homeless people,maybe five or ten,an N.Y.U. girl I met in Central Park.I left her at a parking lot behind some doughnut shop.I killed Bethany,my old girlfriend,with a nail gun.And-And-And then some man,s-s-some old faggot with a dog.Last week,I,uh-I killed another girl with a chain saw.I had to.She almost got away.And-Someone else there.I can’t remember,maybe a model-She’s dead too.And,uh,Paul Allen.I killed Paul Allen with an ax in the face.His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell’s Kitchen.I don’t wanna leave anything out here.I guess I’ve killed maybe…20 people.Maybe 40!I have tapes of a lot of it.Some of the girls have seen the tapes.I even,um,…I ate some of their brains…and I tried to cook a little.Tonight,I,um-I just had to kill a lot of people!And,um,I’m not sure I’m gonna get away with it…this time.So,uh-I mean,I guess…I’m a pretty,uh-I mean,I guess I’m a pretty sick guy.So,If you get back tomorrow,I may show up at Harry’s Bar,So,you know,Keep your eyes open.Okay.[Hangs up telephone]

Paul- Is that a rain coat? Patrick- Yes it is!!

Please insert a stray cat.

Pretending to talk on the phone: There are definite do’s and don’ts, good buddy, of wearing a bold-striped shirt. A bold-striped shirt calls for solid-colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties… Listen, John, I’ve got to go. T Boone Pickens just walked in… (He laughs inanely) Just joking… No don’t tip the owner of the salon. Okay, John, right, got it. – Sorry about that.

Sabrina don’t just stare at it, eat it.

Sabrina! Don’t just stare at it, EAT IT!

secretary: patrick whats wrong with you, where are you.
patrick: im just too fuckin sad!

Simply irresistible.

Sorry, Steroids.

subtle offwhite coloring, the tasteful thickness of it…Oh my god, it even has a watermark

www.odannyboy315@yahhoo.com

Sussudio.

That’s a very expensive Chardonnay you’re NOT drinking

That’s a very expensive chardonnay…you’re not drinking.

The ax hits him midsentence, straight in the face, its thick blade chopping sideways into his open mouth, shutting him up…

The head itself lies covered with brain pulp, hollow and eyeless, in the corner of the living room beneath the piano and I plan to use it as a jack-o-lantern on Halloween…

The tasteful thickness of it, the suttle off white color, oh my god. It even has a water mark.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusionary. And although I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable. I simply am not there.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of an abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comprable. I simply am not there.

They don’t have a good bathroom to do Coke in.

True faith.

Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now, you f*cking stupid bastard!

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking, stupid bastard!

Varda Truffle?

Wash your vagina

We all know there are no girls with good personalities. Good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body that will satisfy all sexual demands without being too sluty about things and will essential keep her dumb fucking mouth shut
-Table Discussion

what do you want to do with your life..in brief, summarize, dont tell me you like working with children

Why don’t you bend over so Sabrina can see your ass… Well Sabrina, don’t just stare at it – eat it!

Why don’t you just quit that job?

Because I want…to fit…in.

WHy is the style section all over your floor? DO you own a dog? A Chow

WIll you take a credit card?…..I’m JOKING.

Would you like to see my business card?

Would you SHUT UP! I’m trying to do drugs!

You can always be thinner, look better.

You smell like shit!

You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and play around with your blood.

You’re fucking me, and we haven’t made plans. What could you possibly be up to tonight?

You’re just not terribly important to me.

You’re not terribly important to me.

Your a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and play around with your blood.

Your compliment was sufficient!!!!!! Patrick Bateman angrily says to a co-worker who touched his suit.

Your Not terribly important to me

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