(they are laying in bed) *fart* did u hear that frog?
–Excuse me…Excuse me…Can I get a headset from you, please?
–Do not raise your voice to me, sir.
–I’m not raising my voice.
–How ’bout a kiss?
–I’d love a kiss.
–I think she talkin’ to me. And, uh, I think I can handle it.
–In Europe, it’s not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.
–That’s why I’m proud to be an American.
–Oh, you were in Vietnam?
–No…Grenada.
–Didn’t that, like, last only 12 hours?
–Who is that guy?
–I think he’s Regis Philbin.
-Call me,My number is 867-5309!I am Fe-male! I’m also Male!
1) She moaned like a wildebeest!
1)Now, Your Honor, We’re Actually Questioning How Blind This Man Really Is. We have reason to believe he is’nt at all.
(Throws a tennis ball and hits guy in the face)
1)All right, he’s blind
1)Sir, I’m going to need you to retard your anger. 2)It’s retarded, I’m retarded!
1:I SAID OVEREASY!! Now why did I do that? 2:Because I refused to spoon wiht you last night?
1:there are 2 kinds of anger explosive and impulsive. explosive is a customer at the store who gets mad everyday and because the cashier wont take his coupons. impulsive is the cashier that takes the coupons day after day then one day pulls out a gun and starts shooting… your the cashier 2:no i am not im the guy who stands in the frozen food section and calls 911!!
You had your crazy corroded tongue in my girlfriend’s mouth?
GOOSFRABA!
Give her a five-second frencher!
Kiss her, David!
Because I refused to spoon with you last night?
Black Magic Woman.
Buddy)I said overeasy! Now why did I do that? Dave)Because i refused to spoon with you last night?
Bullshit, your a woman beater and you know it, you cant admit it because your a dilluted piece of garbage!
dave: you gave my job to the biggest dick in the world? chris: i dont know about the biggest in the world..but it’s definitely the biggest in the room
Fat Spanish guy:why the hell is he smoking?
skinny punk: cuz I do whatever I want whenever I want you spanish food topping!
spanish dude: at least i didnt make my aunt pregnant!
gooossssfrabbaaa
hebrew melvin’s in love?
His name’s not Fat Shit Cat, it’s MEATBALL!!
How Deep Is Your Love.
i am a girl. oops, no i am not!
i am galaxia. that is my german name.
i am not having sex with a she-male!
i come from a little providence called likkin zee dikkins. wanna taste?
I fed my anger monkey a banana this morning.
I fed my anger monkey banana this morning…so everything should be fine
I feel pretty, o so pretty
I feel pretty, oh so pretty.
I feel pretty…Oh so pretty….
I kid you not, i have SEEN SOME SHIT!
I LOVE Fishies!=8)
i said over-easy!
I said overeasy! Now why did I do that?
I think you got room to back up.
i want two eggs overeasy and unfertilized,wheat toast dry and please tell me you got ketchup
I was fired from my ice cream truck job. No more fudgesicles.
I’M CALM!!
im sorry for being sooo rude earlier but its hard for me to express my feelings when im on the verge of explodeing in my pants
im sorry for how i acted like that before because i was on the verge of exploding in my pants.
is it huge.
no chris has a small dick!!!
its just that munks they talk shit and they cant back it up
Miss…How are we doing on that headset?
Sarcasm is anger’s ugly cousin.
Struggling with anger problems? CALL 1-800-BUDDY.
Temper’s the one thing you can’t get rid of, by losing it.
The anger sharks are swimming…you gotta dunk that shit!!1
This court hereby orders you to undergo anger management therapy.
What I was trying to say is…monks, they talk shit but they cant back it up
When You’re Smiling.
Won’t Get Fooled Again.
You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy’s, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards.
You gotta dunk that shit!
YOU GOTTA DUNK THAT SHIT! YOU GOTTA DUNK THAT SHIT!
You guys are freaks!
Your insurance was cancelled!!
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