(G)Lady, just why do you have so many children? *Well, because I love my husband.(G)I love my cigar too, but I take it out once-in-awhile.
–How much would you charge to run into an open manhole?
–Just the cover charge.
–Well, drop in sometime.
1) I got ace of spades…he’s got ace of spades. ha ha! that’s what you call coincidence 2) two aces of spades? 1) yeah he’s got thousands of them
1) The dummy leads…the dummy leads 2) I’m not the dummy
1) You are a very beautiful woman 2) No no Mr. Chandler 1) Well maybe I’m wrong 2) WHAT?!
1) You have the choice of seats 2) Good heavens not on her! 3) He thought it was contact bridge
Africa is God’s country, and he can have it.
Hoo Ray for Capt. Spalding!
I got it! Left-handed moths ate the painting!
I must be going.
I’ll stay a week or two I’ll stay the summer through but I am telling you I must be going
MEOW! I don’t like that woman!
My retirement will be the greatest contribution to science.
One man and one woman were good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody! Not even your grandfather!
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don’t know
Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.
Signore Ravelli’s first selection will be *Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping* with a male chorus.
Well, all the jokes can’t be good. You got to expect that once in a while.
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh… Now you tell me what you know.
Would you mind going out and crossing the boulevard when the lights are against you?
You are going Uruguay, and I’m going my way.
You know, I’d buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn’t open.
You left out a hoongadoonga! The most important one, too!
You’re one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen and that’s not saying much for you.
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