( Esme is calling the pig and Babe is hidden in the hay in front of Fly, Rex and the Horse )
Fly: Come dear, you’re bein’ called.
( Esme continues calling Babe )
Rex: Babe.
Babe: ( from inside hay ) Babe’s not here.
Rex: You can’t undo what’s happened, son, but you can make up for it.
Fly: Babe, the boss is about to lose the farm. We’ll all be sent away.
Horse: And there’s no tellin’ where we’ll end up. Not every human is as kind as ours.
Babe: But…what can I do?
Ferdinand: NOTHIN’!
Rex: You’re a sheep-pig. A champion, no less. Most likely they’ll want ya to herd sheep.
Ferdinand: ( paranoid that he’ll be eaten without Babe ) You can’t leave, he can’t leave! You’re my lucky pig.
Esme: ( angrily calling ) PIG! PIG! ARTHUR, YOU CALL THE WRETCHED THING!
Arthur: ( in wheelchair after fall, squeaky voice ) COME, PIG!
( whistles )
Babe: Well, I must be off then.
Fly: You won’t be alone, dear. You’ll be with the boss’s wife.
Ferdinand: ( sarcastically ) Oh, sure, oh, sure, the boss’s wife! You’ll be in the company of a serial killer!
Rex: Do not take counsel of your fears, lad.
Fly: Do you want to pee before you go?
Babe: Oh, no, thank you.
Esme: Come on. Come on, Pig.
Ferdinand: ( paraniod that he’ll be eaten without Babe, stuttering ) But I need this pig! He’s my lucky pig, my good-luck pig; without him, I’m dead! Deceased! Lifeless! Extinct! A demised duck!
Esme: ( puts Babe into car ) In ya go.
Babe: ( looks out window, sees Fly, thinks he’ll miss her ) Can you come with me, Fly?
Fly: I wish I could, dear, but it’s you they want.
Babe: ( starting to miss her ) Please?
Fly: Stop it now. You’re a brave pig, and, Babe, more often in this uncertain world, fortune favours the brave.
( Esme is calling Babe, who is hiding in the hay before Fly, Rex and the Horse )
Fly:
COME, DEAR. YOU’RE BEING CALLED.
Ferdinand: ( comes out of hay ):
UH, HE’S NOT HERE.
Esme:
PIG-PIG-PIG!
Rex:
BABE.
Babe: ( from inside hay ):
BABE’S NOT HERE.
Rex:
YOU CAN’T UNDO WHAT’S HAPPENED, SON, BUT YOU CAN MAKE UP FOR IT.
Fly:
BABE, THE BOSS IS ABOUT TO LOSE THE FARM. WE’LL ALL BE SENT AWAY.
Horse:
AND THERE’S NO TELLING WHERE WE’LL END UP.
( Babe comes out of hay )
Horse:
NOT EVERY HUMAN IS AS KIND AS OURS.
Babe:
BUT… WHAT CAN I DO?
Ferdinand:
NOTHING!
Rex:
YOU’RE A SHEEP-PIG, A CHAMPION, NO LESS. MOST LIKELY, THEY’LL WANT YOU TO HERD SHEEP.
Ferdinand:
YOU CAN’T LEAVE. HE CAN’T LEAVE! YOU’RE MY LUCKY PIG.
Esme: ( yelling ):
PIG! PIG! ARTHUR, YOU CALL THE WRETCHED THING!
Arthur: ( weakly ):
COME, PIG!
( whistles )
Babe:
WELL, I MUST BE OFF, THEN.
Fly:
YOU WON’T BE ALONE, DEAR. YOU’LL BE WITH THE BOSS’S WIFE.
Ferdinand: ( sarcastically ):
OH, SURE, OH, SURE, THE BOSS’S WIFE. YOU’LL BE IN THE COMPANY OF A SERIAL KILLER!
Rex:
DO NOT TAKE COUNSEL OF YOUR FEARS, LAD.
Fly:
DO YOU WANT TO PEE BEFORE YOU GO?
Babe: UH… NO, THANK YOU.
Esme: ( nicely ):
COME ON. COME ON, PIG.
Ferdinand: ( stuttering, hyperventilating ):
BUT I NEED THIS PIG. HE’S MY LUCKY PIG– MY GOOD LUCK PIG; WITHOUT HIM, I’M DEAD! DECEASED! LIFELESS! EXTINCT! A DEMISED DUCK!
Esme:
IN YA GO.
Babe:
CAN YOU COME WITH ME, FLY?
Fly:
I WISH I COULD, DEAR, BUT IT’S YOU THEY WANT.
Babe:
PLEASE?
Fly:
STOP IT NOW. YOU’RE A BRABE PIG, AND BABE, MORE OFTEN THAN NOT IN THIS UNCERTAIN WORLD, FORTU
( Esme is calling Babe, who is hiding in the hay before Fly, Rex and the Horse )
Fly:
COME, DEAR. YOU’RE BEING CALLED.
Ferdinand: ( comes out of hay ):
UH, HE’S NOT HERE.
Esme:
PIG-PIG-PIG!
Rex:
BABE.
Babe: ( from inside hay ):
BABE’S NOT HERE.
Rex:
YOU CAN’T UNDO WHAT’S HAPPENED, SON, BUT YOU CAN MAKE UP FOR IT.
Fly:
BABE, THE BOSS IS ABOUT TO LOSE THE FARM. WE’LL ALL BE SENT AWAY.
Horse:
AND THERE’S NO TELLING WHERE WE’LL END UP.
( Babe comes out of hay )
Horse:
NOT EVERY HUMAN IS AS KIND AS OURS.
Babe:
BUT… WHAT CAN I DO?
Ferdinand:
NOTHING!
Rex:
YOU’RE A SHEEP-PIG, A CHAMPION, NO LESS. MOST LIKELY, THEY’LL WANT YOU TO HERD SHEEP.
Ferdinand:
YOU CAN’T LEAVE. HE CAN’T LEAVE! YOU’RE MY LUCKY PIG.
Esme: ( yelling ):
PIG! PIG! ARTHUR, YOU CALL THE WRETCHED THING!
Arthur: ( weakly ):
COME, PIG!
( whistles )
Babe:
WELL, I MUST BE OFF, THEN.
Fly:
YOU WON’T BE ALONE, DEAR. YOU’LL BE WITH THE BOSS’S WIFE.
Ferdinand: ( sarcastically )
OH, SURE, OH, SURE, THE BOSS’S WIFE. YOU’LL BE IN THE COMPANY OF A SERIAL KILLER!
Rex:
DO NOT TAKE COUNSEL OF YOUR FEARS, LAD.
Fly:
DO YOU WANT TO PEE BEFORE YOU GO?
Babe: UH… NO, THANK YOU.
Esme: ( nicely ):
COME ON. COME ON, PIG.
Ferdinand: ( stuttering, hyperventilating ):
BUT I NEED THIS PIG. HE’S MY LUCKY PIG– MY GOOD LUCK PIG; WITHOUT HIM, I’M DEAD! DECEASED! LIFELESS! EXTINCT! A DEMISED DUCK!
Esme:
IN YA GO.
Babe:
CAN YOU COME WITH ME, FLY?
Fly:
I WISH I COULD, DEAR, BUT IT’S YOU THEY WANT.
Babe:
PLEASE?
Fly:
STOP IT NOW. YOU’RE A BRABE PIG, AND BABE, MORE OFTEN THAN NOT IN THIS UNCERTAIN WORLD, FORTUN
Babe: ( quoting Sniffer ):
IT’S ALL IN THE HOOTER, THE SCHNOZZ…
Ferdinand:
THE WHAT?!
Babe:
THE OLFACTORY INSTRUMENT…
Ferdinand:
PIG, YOU’RE UNRAVELLING HERE! A) THEY ARE LONG GONE, B) THEY WERE NOT NICE PEOPLE, C IS FOR ‘KAMIKAZI,’ AND D IS FOR ‘DELUSIONAL,’ WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE IN THE HEAD!!!
Babe:
FERDIE!
Ferdinand:
FACE IT, YOU’RE JUST A PIG IN THE BIG CITY! WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO?! WHAT CAN ANYONE DO?! WHY EVEN TRY?!
[A MONKEY HAS STOLEN ESME’S BAG, WITH THE PICTURE OF ARTHUR AND EVERYTHING]
Babe: OPEN UP, PLEASE! O-OPEN THIS DOOR?
Chimpanzee: YOU GOT A PROBLEM, SWEETIE?
Second chimpanzee: WHO IS IT?
Chimpanzee: IT’S A BALDY-PINKY-WHITY-THINGY.
Second chimpanzee: SHOW ‘IM IN.
Babe: I WANT THE BAG BACK, PLEASE.
Second chimpanzee: HEY, PINK-NESS. LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUY. YOU WANNA BREAK HIS HEART?!
Babe: BUT-BUT IT DOESN’T BELONG TO HIM.
Second chimpanzee: ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I SEE: TUG COMES IN WITH THE BAG AND HE’S JUST DOIN’ HIS JOB, COLLECTIN’ STUFF AND YOU COME IN HERE ACCUS-ICATING AND MAKING DEMAND-MENTS. I DIDN’T SEE YOU WITH THE BAG. WHO’S TO SAY IT BELONGS TO YOU?
[ESME HAS REACHED THE AIRPORT AND IS WAITING AT THE CAROUSEL FOR THE PIG, 2 MEN IN SUITS SHOW UP]
Man: SHE COULD BE ME MOTHER.
Second man: CREEPY, ISN’T IT?
Man: ESME CORDELIA HOGGETT?
Esme: OH, THANK GOODNESS. MY PIG STILL HASN’T COME THROUGH YET. I STILL HAVE SOME TIME TO MAKE THE 4:15 SHUTTLE, BUT THERE’S NO POINT IN ME GOING WITHOUT THE BLESSED PIG.
Second man: MA’AM, WE HAVE THE PIG.
Esme: LET’S GET A WRIGGLE ON THEN. IF I DON’T GO NOW, I WON’T MAKE THE 4:15 SHUTTLE, AND IF I DON’T MAKE THE 4:15 SHUTTLE, I WON’T MAKE IT IN TIME FOR THE FAIR, AND IF I DON’T MAKE THE FAIR, I WON’T GET THE APPEARANCE MONEY, AND IF I DON’T GET THE APPEARANCE MONEY, THE BANK WON’T TAKE ‘SORRY, I MISSED MY FLIGHT’ FOR AN ANSWER AND THAT’LL BE IT…ALL OVER…Arrivederci, FARM. [ALL THREE APPROACH A SECURITY OFFICE] POOR ARTHUR WOULD BE UTTERLY– [THEY ENTER SECURITY OFFICE] …DEVASTATED.
Man: ESME CORDELIA HOGGETT, WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT YOU MAY BE CARRYING ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES ON YOUR PERSON, AND BEING AN OFFICER OF THE DRUG LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY, I AM AUTHOURIZED BY LAW TO CONDUCT CERTAIN…PROCEEDURES.
Woman: PLEASE STEP INTO THE CUBICLE AND REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES.
Esme: PARDON?
[BEAGLE WHO WAS TALKING TO BABE IS EATING HIS FOOD AS A REWARD]
[ESME IS CALLING BABE, WHO IS HIDING UNDERNEATH THE HAY BEFORE FLY, REX, AND THE HORSE]
Fly: COME, DEAR. YOU’RE BEIN’ CALLED.
Ferdinand: [COMES OUT OF HAY] UH, HE’S NOT HERE.
Esme: PIG-PIG-PIG!
Rex: BABE.
Babe: [FROM INSIDE HAY] BABE’S NOT HERE.
Rex: YOU CAN’T UNDO WHAT’S HAPPENED, SON, BUT YOU CAN MAKE UP FOR IT.
Fly: BABE, THE BOSS IS ABOUT TO LOSE THE FARM. WE’LL ALL BE SENT AWAY.
Horse: AND THERE’S NO TELLIN’ WHERE WE’LL END UP. [BABE COMES OUT OF HAY] NOT EVERY HUMAN IS AS KIND AS OURS.
Babe: BUT… WHAT CAN I DO?
Ferdinand: NOTHIN’!
Rex: YOU’RE A SHEEP-PIG, A CHAMPION, NO LESS. MOST LIKELY, THEY’LL WANT YOU TO HERD SHEEP.
Ferdinand: YOU CAN’T LEAVE. HE CAN’T LEAVE! YOU’RE MY LUCKY PIG.
Esme: [ANGRY] PIG! PIG! ARTHUR, YOU CALL THE WRETCHED THING!
Arthur: [WEAK] COME, PIG! [WHISTLES]
Babe: WELL, I MUST BE OFF, THEN.
Fly: YOU WON’T BE ALONE, DEAR. YOU’LL BE WITH THE BOSS’S WIFE.
Ferdinand: [SARCASTIC] OH, SURE, OH, SURE, THE BOSS’S WIFE. YOU’LL BE IN THE COMPANY OF A SERIAL KILLER!
Rex: DO NOT TAKE COUNSEL OF YOUR FEARS, LAD.
Fly: DO YOU WANT TO PEE BEFORE YOU GO?
Babe: UH… NO, THANK YOU.
Esme: [FRIENDLY] COME ON. COME ON, PIG.
Ferdinand: [NERVOUS, STUTTERING] BUT I NEED THIS PIG. HE’S MY LUCKY PIG– MY GOOD LUCK PIG; WITHOUT HIM, I’M DEAD! DECEASED! LIFELESS! EXTINCT! A DEMISED DUCK!
Esme: IN YA GO.
Babe: CAN YOU COME WITH ME, FLY?
Fly: I WISH I COULD, DEAR, BUT IT’S YOU THEY WANT.
Babe: PLEASE?
Fly: STOP IT NOW. YOU’RE A BRABE PIG, AND BABE, MORE OFTEN THAN NOT IN THIS UNCERTAIN WORLD, FORTUNE FAVORS THE BRAVE.
[THE CHIMPANZEES ARE GOING OUT FOR SUPPER, BABE FOLLOWS]
Babe: HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP!
Female chimpanzee: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Babe: I’M HUNGRY! I’LL DO ANYTHING!
Female chimpanzee: WHAT COULD YOU DO?
Babe: SHEEP! I COULD HERD SHEEP!
Female chimpanzee: GO HOME SWEETIE. YOU’RE MAKIN’ A SPECTACLE OF YOURSELF.
Male chimpanzee: WAIT A MINUTE. WE HAVE SHEEP FOR HIM TO HERD.
[BABE ENTERS A GATE THAT SAYS ‘BEWARE OF DOG’, HOPING TO SEE SHEEP, SOMETHING APPEARS, IT IS NOT A SHEEP, IT IS A DOBERMAN AND A PITBULL]
[THE CHIMPANZEES ARE STARVING]
Male Chimpanzee: ALAN, NIGEL, YOU GOT ANY FOOD?
Alan and Nigel Both: NO.
Male Chimpanzee: HEY, CATS! CATS! WHAT ABOUT YOU?
Cats: [SINGING IN HARMONY] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO FOOD. NO FOOD. NO FOOD– WE’VE GOT NO FOOD.
I don’t have to bite into the doughnut to know it’s sweet
I’m hungry.
Thank the pig. Thanks pig.
That’ll do Pig. That’ll do.
[A MONKEY HAS STOLEN ESME’S BAG, WITH THE PICTURE OF ARTHUR AND EVERYTHING]
Babe: OPEN UP, PLEASE! O-OPEN THIS DOOR?
Chimpanzee: YOU GOT A PROBLEM, SWEETIE?
Second chimpanzee: WHO IS IT?
Chimpanzee: IT’S A BALDY-PINKY-WHITY-THINGY.
Second chimpanzee: SHOW ‘IM IN.
Babe: I WANT THE BAG BACK, PLEASE.
Second chimpanzee: HEY, PINK-NESS. LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUY. YOU WANNA BREAK HIS HEART?!
Babe: BUT-BUT IT DOESN’T BELONG TO HIM.
Second chimpanzee: ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I SEE: TUG COMES IN WITH THE BAG AND HE’S JUST DOIN’ HIS JOB, COLLECTIN’ STUFF AND YOU COME IN HERE ACCUS-ICATING AND MAKING DEMAND-MENTS. I DIDN’T SEE YOU WITH THE BAG. WHO’S TO SAY IT BELONGS TO YOU?
[THE CHIMPANZEES ARE GOING OUT FOR SUPPER, BABE FOLLOWS]
Babe: HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP!
Female chimpanzee: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Babe: I’M HUNGRY! I’LL DO ANYTHING!
Female chimpanzee: WHAT COULD YOU DO?
Babe: SHEEP! I COULD HERD SHEEP!
Female chimpanzee: GO HOME SWEETIE. YOU’RE MAKIN’ A SPECTACLE OF YOURSELF.
Male chimpanzee: WAIT A MINUTE. WE HAVE SHEEP FOR HIM TO HERD.
[BABE ENTERS A GATE THAT SAYS ‘BEWARE OF DOG’, HOPING TO SEE SHEEP, SOMETHING APPEARS, IT IS NOT A SHEEP, IT IS A DOBERMAN AND A PITBULL]
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