1. A little something for you to think about in the future. 2. AAHHH!
1. Assemble, mourners.
2. Uh, wrong service, father.
3. Oh…is it?
1. From now on, we only date divorcees.
2. Why?
1. Cause we’ll know they’re already ready.
2. And widowers.
1. Can’t forget the widowers.
1. What about my daughter?
2. She’s 15!
3. Well, now’s a time to be choosy.
1.Is she…fertile?
2.Anne and I are both very healthy.
100 million dollars…children within 5 years.
Am I just really bad at being proposed to?
Dump…or get off the pot
Hit The Road Jack.
I’m not interested in your vagina, I just want to marry you!
It’s a wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face, when you’ve gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like.
Jimmie: Just hand me the symbolic vaginas.
Marco: You’re sick!
Missing you already!
She said future. Everyone says future!
The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.
The First Time Ever.
the only thing that is really special about me is you
What kind of dumb bitch just lets Leonardo DiCaprio die like that?
You can have an epidural!
you don’t get a set of these for one hundred and fifty pounds!!
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