(ending scenes) 1. Hey, Syd, Mike says you ain’t shit! 2. Now why would you spout off some crazy shit like that?
(pointing gun at redgie) move nigga get out the way, see you on the highway, get the fuck out of MY way
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–Did you see that?
–They’re throwing cars at us. How could I not see that?
–Is this still Plan B?
–No, this is definitely Plan C!
–What are you? A cop or a model?
–Hey, don’t hate the player. Hate the game.
–I hate the tailor.
-Mike your like an enigma
-Yeah i could see that
1) Wanna see his gun? Bang bang *gun goes off* Oops sorry 2) Fuckin bitches!
1. Dead suspects can’t say shit. 2. Well, it seems like live suspects can’t say shit either.
1. Is this still Plan B? 2. No, this is DEFINITELY Plan C!
1. THAT shit is funny! 2.(thrashing around and screaming) Thirty-nine hundred dollars! Thirty-nine hundred!
1. Wait! What…What…What are you doin, man? 2. That’s my bad. 1. Shoot outside!
1. We’re not Immigration! 2.(angrily) They can’t hear you cause they still shootin!
1. Who dat in my house? 2. I’m the devil, who’s asking? 1. The devil is not welcome HERE! 3. You got the nerve to call yourself the devil in his house? Shit!
1. You ARE angry, it’s okay. 2. I’m not angry, except when you keep telling me I’m NOT angry. And that shit’s just fucking annoying, like a fucking gnat at a barbecue. 1. Now I want you to say, ‘I’m angry, I will control my anger. I love myself. Whoosah.’ 2. I don’t understand what the fuck you talkin about. 1. (calmly) Yes, you do know what the fuck I’m talking about.
1.Captain, remember your pressure points. 2.ooosssaaa
4900 if you want to fuck with me again you can find yourself another chump
Ah nah it’s the Nigras!
aint gon b no fuckin tonight
and you two motherfuckas need jesus
bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do watcha gonna do whenwe come for you
Bad Boys for life.
blue power motha fucker
BRIAN HAS NO LIFE
brian is a loser
Call the wife and tell her I’m on my way. (he finally gets an erection after taking some X)
call the wife and tell her im on THE way!!! – by jy molloy
call the wife tell her im on THE way
Can I get you a bucket of extra criispy and a couple of cream sodas?
Captain: Do you two call each other up on the phone every morning? (imitates Mike and Marcus) Good morning, Marcus! Good morning, Mike! How ya doin? A’ight! So, how we gonna fuck up the captain’s life today? I don’t know, I don’t know, wait, let’s kill three fat people and run them over in the street!
chitty chitty bang bang nigga
Damn righ boys, It’s da niggras!
Damn someone shot you in the ass
dan marino should definetly get this car.. not this one ima fuck this one up but he should get one like this
Dead man on the hood!
DID U SEE THAT!! HOW COULD I NOT SEE THAT MAN THEIR THROWING CARS AT US!!! IM JUST TRYING 2 HELP U KNOW WAT SHUT THE F^CK UP THAT WAT U SHOULD DO
Did you just call me a tick?
Dont hate the player, hate the game
Dont you got a Ricky Martin concert to go to?
DYLAN SUCKS
Ever been with a man? do you want to?
Everything in this house is broken.
fern shui feeling
fuckin haitians in a little ass room with fuckin guns…shit
Gentlemen what is your job description? No you two, what is your job description? I’ll tell you: Tactical Narcotics Team. Keyword:Tactical. A certain finese and sutlety in achieving the goal. Tell me gentlemen what was sutle about your work today? [a car blows up on the tv screen]
Gentlemen, what is your job description? I’ll tell ya. Tactical Narcotics Team.
hey isn’t it low tide….. ya it is…… well shouldn’t you two be goin to pick up your relatives
Hey! We’re Americans! We’re Americans! I pay my motherfucking taxes!
his fuckin head fell off
his fuckin head fell off mike!
how old is you? …15 nigga you atleast thirty
how old is you? 15. Shit nigga, you least 30!
i cant get an erection
I don’t know you but you look like you about to do something stupid. …. I’m in.
I got so much brass up my ass right now i could be playin the Star Spangled Banner!
I KEPT the warranty!
I KNOW MY RIGHTS-KKK MEMBER WHY DONT YOU EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP-MIKE
i knowmy rights!!!!
I like this fish. Its a nice fish. Its got big fucking eyes, but I still like this fish.
i like tis fish its a nice fish ig fuckin eyes but a nice fish
i need to know man if a crackhead pop up behind me with a nine u gonna cook tht fool yah i shoot him in the kneecap so ur crackhead gonna have a busted knee cap and im gonna be in a body bag
I realized God sent you here to test me.
i see such things in my country everyday. Its gotta b some stupid cuban tradition to put him in a tortilla box
i think i found ur problem ya’ll are a bunch of filthy mother fuckers
I told Mama about your Cubano boyfriend, he ain’t invited to Christmas dinner.
i want you to find those black putas de mierdas
I was at a family barbeque.
I’ve got the commisioner so far up my ass that if he spits, its comin’ out my mouth.
if your not back here by 10:00 o’clock then im goona go look for you and theres going to be some chity chity bang bang going down.
im not angry except when you keep saying you’re angry that shit is fucking annoying. like a nat at a bbq just buggin the fuck out of me.
im not saying i shot you in the ass but damn someone shot you in the ass
Isn’t Ricky Martin having a concert?
Get the fuck on!
isnt it low tide? dont u have some relatives to pck up
It’s a doughnut. It’s a medical thing.
Its Low Tide, dont you have some relatives to pick up?
KKK Man:Your cop nigger is a cocky son-of-a-bitch
Marcus:Now see Mister was that necessary? He can’t just be a cop he got to be a nigger to?
LUDACRIS
Man i said all dat, and all you heard was titties
Man if this was my car I’d be pissed!
Man, if this was my car, I’d be PISSED!!!
marcus its dan marino!
hey! back up
Marcus: Please can’t we just talk? Why we gotta come up in here shootin?
Mike: Oh you want to talk. Ok, well talk.
Marcus: We just want to ask you a few questions!
Mike: They can’t hear you because they too busy shootin at you!!
Marcus: How old is you?
Reggie: 15.
Marcus: Mothafucka, ya look 30.
LATER
Mike: How old are you?
Reggie: 15.
Mike: Shit nigga, you at least 30.
Marcus: Mike have some decency cover her titties up. Mike: What Im gon do wit these big ass dead titties. Marcus: But ya lookin
Marcus: oh oh now i’m the Miami PD, i’m not yer brother no more? oh iight…you know what? i’mma tell momma
Marino:Let me know how she runs.
Marcus:Oh he gone test drive the shit out of this.
Me and my partner we’re from the miami tandom dance team and we’re thinkin of going national
Mike and Marcus singing: Bad Boys, Bad Boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you? (Marcus starts a rap that’s unintelligible) Mike: Dude, you gotta know the words. Marcus: We usually go straight for the chorus.
Mike my ass still hurts from what u did to it last night
well u no i got caught up in the moment and shit got crazy.
Mike i cant even get an erection
Mom whats an erection?
Allright thtas cool cause we partners but we we’re partners w/ boundries. So we’re gonna take a box and in it we’ll put the word flacet, my mothers tities and ur erection problem and we’re gonna lock this bitch up and throw this mother fucker in the ocean. And the only way u can get to it is if ur mother fuckin Jock Custow.
Mike the mothafuckin the head fell off
Mike there these two rats fuckin’, man!
They fuck JUST like us!!
Mike there’s two rats fuckin up here! He’s straight pile-drivin’ that shit! They fuck just like us!
Mike!
There’s a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat.
No, he’s straight pile-driving her!
-Now, how is that information gonna help me do my job?
They Fuck just like us.
Mike, you go to therapy to work out your issues, not to bang your therapist.
Mike- See that’s that bullshit I always be talkin about.
Marcus- Mike, The muthafuckin head fell off!
Mike: Captain these are not normal corpses.
Captain: If i threw you..out of a speeding ice truck and then ran over your head..you wouldnt be normal either.
Mike: wait i think i found the bag…no wait its just his kidney
Mike: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No Sir
Mike: Do you want to?
Mike:What you want? Basketball tickets? I can get you any game.
Guy at the Computer:Lakers. Courtside seats.
Marcus:Man courtside, with them thick ass glasses he can see the game from the parking lot.
Mike:You OK?
Marcus:Motherfucker you shot me in the ass
Mike:Who shot you?
Marcus:Who? That who would be you
Mike:I shot you? Well I ain’t saying a didn’t shoot you, I mean I was shooting, I was doing a lot of shooting. I ain’t saying a shot you neither- Damn! Someone shot you in the ass!
nah dats scarface in there
nigga u atleast thirty
now dats how you sposed to shoot
Now dont be kissin around the land mines.. ah no no no could u plz tell them that that is some dangerous shit they doin
Now show ’em your badge
NOW show them your badge!
Now that’s how you sposed ta shoot! From now on…that’s how you shoot!
Now that’s how you supposed to shoot, from now on that’s how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO… it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That’s some disfunctional shit! My next partner’s gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.
o it hit da meat it aint nowhere near da hole
Oh No i hear them Bad Boys Commin Cant stop noe gotta continune my rinnin’
oh you wanna talk o ok ghead ….they cant hear you cuz they still shootin at you
oh you wanna talk o ok go ahead
i jus wanna say we’re not imagration!
they cant hear you cuz they still shootin at you.
Ooopsy Daisy…It’s the niggras!
Shit just got real.
Sid, cancel the damn cable.
so when u start golfin
Some people are just like a fucking nat at a bbq, just bothering the fuck out of you
Syd:Why don’t you just tell him about New York?
Marcus:Tell me what about New York.
Mike:…Remember I had went New York?…and it was like Syd…I had ran…She ran into me and I was like…Wassup…and she was hungry…she had fish…it was grouper…I had some chicken…and remember how I was supposed to come back? I didn’t. I stayed and-
Syd:We went out on a date. Five dates and now we’re seeing each other.
Tactical Narcotics Unit, the key word being tactical
That mother fucker flipped!
That was foolish, and reckless. I’m telling mommy, this shit is definitley leaking out.
that’s a nice fish. big fuckin eyes, but a nice fuckin fish
THAT’S how you shoot! From NOW on, THAT’S how you shoot!
Thats a nice fish. Big fuckin eyes, nice fuckin fish.
thats a nice fish. big fucking eyes but a nice fucking fish
The Captain:OK. Well I have learned that there’s always two sides to a story so what’s yours?
Marcus: Well I was at a family barbeque-
Mike:We got a tip that the Haitains were going to pull a hit on the leading X-man
Marcus:X-man, that’s what they call Ectasy dealers.
The Captain:Marcus, I know, th-that’s why I’m captain. It’s OK. So you got the money?
[Mike shakes his head]
The Captain:Oh OK, no money. Then you got the drugs?
[Mike shakes his head again]
The Captain:No drugs. well then who’s this X-man?
Mike:We’re not sure yet.
The Captain:You don’t know? Then all that(refering to the mess they made on the highway)was for nothing?
Marcus:Captain, I was at a family barbeque.
They can’t here you because they’re still shooting at you!!!
Thirty nine hundred dollars!!!!!
this aint gay shit its man shit
This fuckin punk thinks he can die in my club
this is a nice fish, big fuckin eyes, but a nice fuckin fish.
this movie rocks bad boys bad boys what you guna do you cant run you cant hide theyll just track you down force you to do nsomething what ener they say you should do it or your done for it there mite be alittle sex i fergot.
This right here, is what the fucks wrong with you
Twenty-two cars and a boat!!! How did you sink a boat?!
uh-oh its da nigras
uh-oh its da nigros
Vargas and Reyes: Uhh we were thinkin about orderin lunch, what should we put you down for a bucket of chicken and a couple grape sodas. Mike and Marcus: Hahaha a couple of grape sodas. Isn’t it low tides, yeah i think it is don’t you got some relatives to pickup. Vargas and Reyes: Why you always gotta go racial.
we are some black bad ass mother fuckers
we have our rights!
why dont you exercise your right to shut the fuck up
we ride together we die to gether bad boys for life
We ride together, we die together….BAD BOYS FOR LIFE
We ride together. We die together.
We’re gonna take your erections and my mom’s tits and we’re gonna throw that shit in the ocean……..you gotta be Jacque Cousteau to find that shit!
What happened? I dont know mama he just shot himself. You better write a nice letter to his mama.
what i did to your ass last night well im sorry, it fuckin hurt man!
what ima do with this big ole dead titties
What the hell is going on in here? Son, how did this porno crap get into MY STORE? What the hell is this?
what you gonna doe when we come for you
white power!!!!!
white power, white power….BLUE POWER MOTHER F’R
Who dere? Who in MY house? It’s da devil1. The devil is not welcome — HERRE!
whoa! whoa! i am way too unstable for this shit.
stop the god damn movement
whooo! that puckered up my butthole
whoosah
whoose top cop now?
whose top cop now?
whosein my house?! the devil.. the devil aint welcome here…. you gotta say you the devil in his house?
woosah…woosah….woosah mother fucker
YEA HE DOES AND HES COOL
You a big Ludacris lookin mutha fucka! Move nigga get out tha way, get out tha way nigga get out the way!
You a ludacris lookin mutha fucka aren’t ya?
you a virgin? ye sir… good keep it dat way aint gon b no fuckin tonight
you go to therapy to get your issues worked out not bang your therapist
You wanna know what would be real fuckin helpful Marcus? Just shut the fuck up and let me drive, lets try that.
your partners a cocky nigga
he cant just be a cop he got to be a nigga too
your partners a cocky nigga. no why cant he just be cocky he gotta be a nigga too
your partners a cocky nigga. now why cant he just be cocky he gotta be a nigga too
~I can’t believe you guys. Do you both wake up in the morning, call eachother up. Good morning Marcus, Good morning Mike. How you doing? Aight! So how we gonna fuck up the captians life today? Dje I don’t know. Look over there, lets kill three fat people and leave them on the street. ~Heey, they were dead before we ran over them. ~ It doesn’t matter weter they were dead or not god dammed! Everytime you leave a corps on the street. I!!! Have to get these forensic corner guys come in to see what happend. Then I gotta get detectives. See detecting shit. Then I gotta the forensic guys to stick them back in the fuckin bag!!!!
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you nedd to learn the words – mike you dont know the goddamn words either