1: You’re very perceptive. 2: What? 1: I said you’re very perceptive! 2: What?!? 1: (Speaking slowly) YOU ARE VERY PER-CEP-TIVE!
All those loud, badly dressed, fat people watching their eighty channels of television and visiting shopping malls. The plastic throw-everything-away society with its notorious violence and racism.
And, finally, the total lack of culture.
Americans aren’t violent – we’re just better shots than europeans.
I don’t go to bed with just anyone anymore. I have to be attracted to them sexually.
Katharine Ross has just married the real cool guy – tall, blond, icredible popular, the make-out king of his fraternity at Berkeley – when this obnoxious Dustin Hoffman character shows up at the back of the church, acting like a total asshole. ‘Elaine! Elaine!’ Does Katharine Ross tell Dustin Hoffman, ‘Get lost, creep. I’m a married woman.’ No. She runs off with him – on a bus. That is reality.
My jazz rule is: If you can’t dance to it, you don’t want to know about it.
Positive thinking is fine in theory, but whnever I try it on a systematic basis, I end up really depressed. – Ted Boynton
Positive thinking is fine in theory.
Spanish girls tend to be really promiscuous.
That doesn’t mean Americans are more violent than other people. We’re just better shots.
The Third World is just a lot of ants to you.
Where are the red ants?
You’re very perceptive.
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