1. A glass of waters fine. 2. Except we don’t have any glasses either. You could put your head under the sink and just shlurp.
1. Its only a little hole. 2. Yeah but with that wind it could blow 6 foot drifts into the bathroom.
1. Paul, aren’t theses marvelous? 2. Yes they’re marvelous.
1.What about that big thing hanging outside the building? 2. Thats not a flight thats a stoop. 1. It may be a stoop, but it climbs like a flight.
1.What color are you going to paint it? 2.Its painted.
A dog! HA! It’ll take one look at the stairs and go for her throat!
A martini to wash down a pill? I had a martini at home it made me sick thats why i’m taking the pill…
A. Her bed hasn’t been slept in. B. Maybe her back was bothering her and she slept on the ironing board.
A. When do I get my divorce? B. How Im I supposed to know, they haven’t even sent us the marrige licesnse.
Corey: You’re very nearly perfect!
Paul: That’s a HORRIBLE thing to say.
Corey: There are watchers in this world and there are doers. And the watchers sit around watching the doers do. Tonight you watched, and I did.
Paul: Oh yeah? Well it was a lot easier for you to do what I was watching then it was for me to watch what you were doing
Corie I can’t kiss you any more- my lips are numb.
Corie: Does this pot come with directions? Mother: If i had known about this kitchen it would have come with hot coffee.
Corie: Paul, do you hate me? Paul: yes. Corie: And I hate you.
CORRIE: Its only 5 flights. PAUL: What about that big thing hanging outside the building? CORRIE: Thats not a flight thats a stoop. PAUL: It may look like a stoop, but it climbs like a flight.
CORRIE: When do I get my divorce? PAUL: How am I supposed to know, they havent even sent us the marrige liscence!
Corrie: Where are you going?
Paul: I’m going to go stand in the bedroom and do my work, if anything comes up like the bed or the heat just let me know.
Corrie: Where are you going?
Paul: I’m going to go stand in the bedroom, if anything comes up like the bed or the heat just let me know.
Corrie: You just sat there watching your coat. Paul: I was watching my coat because I saw someone else watching my coat!
Did you know last year in harry’s bar, I punched an old woman.
Ethel: *choking* I think I popped it back too far…
For a lawyer you’re some good kisser.
For the last thirty seconds, we have to let them sit there and breathe.
Gloves? What do you need gloves for? Its only 30 degrees.
HOTEL DESK GUY: Will Mrs. Bratter be staying with you? PAUL: My mother?….Oh- yes…Mrs. Bratter.
I can’t make a fist!
I feel like we’ve died and gone to heaven. Only we had to climb up.
I feel like we’ve died-and gone to heaven-only we had to climb up…
I feel like we’ve died…and gone to heaven…execept we had to climb up
I’ll come home early- we’ll wallpaper eachother.
I’m 26 and cold as hell
I’m all out of pink pills.
I’m going to be shoveling snow in my own living room.
I’m sorry…but I have an important 10:00 dental appointment at 9:00 in the morning!
I’m trying to get you all hot and bothered…and youre summing up for the jury.
If I’d have known about this, I would have gone into training.
If our marrige hinges on breathing fish balls and poofla-poo pie its not worth saving. I am now going to crawl into our tiny little single bed. If you care to join me we’ll be sleeping from left to right tonight.
If you don’t give me a real kiss…..I’m going to give you back your pajamas…right now.
If you don’t hear from us tomorrow, we’ll be in the Nationale Hotel in Mexico City….Room 703!
Its going to be cloudy tonight with a light snow.
Make him feel important. If you do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage – like two out of every ten couples.
Maybe you’re right maybe I am a stuffed shirt. Maybe you would have been happier with somebody a little more colorful and flamboyant-like-the geek.
Maybe you’re right, maybe I am a stuffed shirt. Maybe you would have been happier with somebody a little more colorful and flamboyant, like…the geek.
Mr. and Mrs. J. Bosco. Mr. and Mrs. Bosco are a lovely young couple who happen to be of the same sex! No one knows which one that is.
Mr. Velasco makes them himself, he’s afamous gourmet. Didn’t you once cook for the king of Sweden?
Mr. Velasco: Bitter… Corie: you know why don’t you? Paul: I didn’t pop it.
My names Harry Pepper. If you ever have any trouble with that phone do me a favor, don’t ask for Harry Pepper.
Nobody’s been seen coming in or out for 3 years. Except every morning there are 9 empty cans of tuna fish sitting outside the door. CORRIE: Who do you suppose lives there? PAUL: Sounds like a big cat with a can opener.
Oh yeah? Well it was a lot easier for you to do what I was watching then it was for me to watch what you were doing
PAUL: I dont like showers, I like baths, how am I going to take a bath? CORRIE: You’ll lie down in the shower and hang your feet over the sink.
PAUL: Is this what life’s going to be like for the next 50 years? CORIE: Is that all were going to be married? 50 years?
PAUL: Open this door! CORIE: I cant, I’m scared. PAUL: Of me? CORIE: Yes. PAUL: Why? CORIE: Because its not you anymore. I want the old Paul back. PAUL: That fuddy duddy? CORIE: He’s not a fuddy duddy he’s dependable and strong and he protects me from people like you!
PAUL:…dragging your mother into the middle of the harbor for a bowl of sheep dip. CORRIE: It was Greek bean soup…and at least she tasted it.
Shama shama el mel kamama
Shama shama elma kamama
She’s gonna think were gypsies living in a empty store.
Shh. There’s snow on the roof. You’ll caused an avalanche.
Six days does not a week make
Six days does not a week make…
The bed is 6 feet and the room is 5 and a half feet and I’m in big trouble.
There are watchers in this world and there are doers. And the watchers sit around watching the doers do. Tonight you watched, and I did.
There’s an old nut out on our ledge.
We’ll I’m 26- and cold as hell.
When you were a little girl you said you wanted to live on the moon….I thought you were joking…
Would you bring in a pail, the closets dripping.
You don’t have a case Corie…adultery yes, cold feet, no.
You don’t just pick up a fork and dig into a black salad…you’ve got to play with it.
You don’t pick up a fork and dig into a black salad-and you hafta play with it….Its funny, the best thing I had all night was the caneechi.
you dont pick up a fork and dig into a black salad
You know what?…..my teeth feel soft.
You wanna hear something frightnening? My teeth feel soft.
You’ll lie down in the shower and hang your feet over the sink.
You’re losy stinkin drunk.
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