HE STOLE MY BALOONS!!! WHY DIDN’T SOMEBODY TELL ME HE HAD ONE OF THOSE……….THINGS??!!!!!!!!!!
(1): Looks like some kinda body armor. (2): Check his wallet.
(Joker looking at picture of Batman’s girl friend.) She doesn’t know it but she is about to trace up.
(Joker looking at picture of Batman’s girl friend.) She doesn’t know it but she is about to trade up.
(READS IN PAPER) Winged freak terrorizes city — Wait till they get a load of me
(Riddler’s question) What’s dangerous and sits in a tree? Robin: A sparrow with a machine gun! Batman: Of course! The only possible answer!
…a little song…dance…batman’s head on a lance.
1) What are you?! 2)I’m Batman…
1) You and your submarine! Look where it’s got us now!
2) Shut up, you feline floozy!
1. You ain’t got no FUTURE, JACK. You’re an A-1 nut-job, and Grissom knows it.
2. Better be sure!
1/_Holy marathon! I’m getting a stitch, Batman!
2/_Let us hope that it’s a stitch in time that saves nine, Robin!… the nine members of the World Security Council!
1/_We haven’t done anything foolish, have we, Batman?
2/_Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don’t even leave their full addresses?? Good-day Admiral
1/_What does a turkey do when it flies upside down?
2/_He *gobbles up*!
1/_Of course
1: Don’t kill me, man – don’t kill me!
2: I’m not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
1: What do you want?
2: My face on the one dollar bill.
1: You must be joking.
2: Do I look like I’m joking?
1: What do you want?
2: Oh, little song, little dance, (character name)’s head on a lance…
1: You know what they say? They say he drinks blood. They say he can’t be killed.
2: And I say you’re full of shit, Knox. Oh, and you can quote me on that one.
1: You’re insane!
2: I thought I was a Pisces!
Ah…Beauty and the Beast…mind you, if anybody ever calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
AND A COLOR, SO NATURAL, ONLY YOUR UNDERTAKER KNOWS FOR SURE
and as you can see, i am alot happier
And whats with that silly grin? Lifes been good to me.
And where is Batman? He’s at home… washing his tights!
As the poet once said *by land you command, but by sea, it is me*
Bless my dustpan!!!
Bob gun.
Bob, gun…..(Joker shoots Bob) gonna need some time alone boys.
Brought you a little snack, Acard.
Bruce: You wanna get nuts, come on, lets get nuts!
Christ, do’ya have to broadcast it?
Clever! Devilishly clever!
D.A: Inform the citizens of (city), that (city) has earned a rest from crime, but if the forces of evil should rise again…cast a shadow on the heart of the city. Call me.
Reporter: Question? How do we call him?
Cop: He gave us the signal!
Did ya’ ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Did you ever dance with the devil in pale moonlight?
Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Don’t rub another man’s rhubarb!
Ever danced with the devil in the pail moonlight?
Excuse me. Do you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Gentlemen!! Lets broaden our minds!!!!
Go BannaBanna! Score one for the bad guys. Tappa Tappa
Go BannaBanna. Score one for the leapin Lemons
Go chris
Gosh, drink is such a filthy thing, isn’t it? I’d rather be dead than to not be able to trust my own eyes!
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pail moon light?
have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale of the moonlight?
HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH THE DEVIL ON A PALE MOON NIGHT?
Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
He must have been King of the Wicker People.
He stole my balloons! Why didnt somebody tell me he had one of those…things?!
He stole my balloons!!!!
Hello legs.
Hello Vinny…It’s your Uncle Bingo…Time to pay the check.
Hello, Benny. It’s your uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
Holy bikini! That was close!
holy catfish Batman
Holy Fruitloops Batman, The funny man is out there!
Holy Long-John-Silver! A pirate periscope!
Holy sardine!
Honey…I’ve got to get you to the church on time…
Hubba, hubba, hubba. Money, money, money. Who do ya trust? Me?
I am the world’s first functioning homicidal artist. I make art until someone dies.
I been dead once already…it’s very liberating.
I have taken off my makeup. Let’s see if you can take off yours.
I have taken off my makeup; let’s see if YOU can take off YOURS.
I’ll bash him brutally!
I’m Batman!
I’m going to kill you!
I’m not going to kill you. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
I’m your product, you’re my product.
I’ve been dead once already; it’s very liberating. You might think of it as… therapy.
If ya gotta go…go with a SMILE!!
If ya gotta go…go with a SMILE!!!
If you gotta go, go with a smile!
Im the first fully functioning homocidal artist.
Is that you sugar bumps?
It can truely be said that I have a bat in my belfry.
it might be said that i have a bat in my belfry……shal we dance
Jack, Jack is dead my friend’from now on it’s JOKER
Jack…Oh Jack…thank god your alive ..i heard you got….FRIED!
Joker: Can somebody tell me what kind of world we live in where a man dresses up as a bat?!
Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And if so, is he on the police payroll? And if so, what’s he pulling down after taxes?
life will go on….we will prevail
Listen. You’re a real nice girl and I like you alot. But for right now, shut up.
mirror, you see what i had to work with here the nerves were completly severed here mr napire
My plastic surgon once told me, If your gonna go, go with a smile
My, what curious customs you colonials have, whot?
Never rub another man’s rhubarb!
Never rub another man’s rubarb
Never Rub Another Mans Rhubarb
Never rub another mans rubarb.
Nice outfit
Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough. But one thing I am NOT is a killer. I am an artist. I LOVE a good party. So…commence au festival.
Of what use is a dream, if not a blueprint for courageous action?
Oh, and Alfred. Give Max a grant.
Precicisely, Robin!
Robin- Holy Fruitloops Batman, The funny man is still out there!
ROBIN: Holy costume party! That’s the Penguin!
BATMAN: Obviously.
ROBIN: What’s his game, I wonder?
Sharpen your cutlasses boys, there may be skullduggery ahead!
So, gentlemen, until Grissom (chuckles) resurfaces, I’m the acting chairman of the board, and I say, starting with the 200th anniversary festival, we run this city into the ground.
Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb!
Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.
Stop the press.
Success! Success!
the pen is truly mightier than the sword
There ain’t no bat. Now you want a cut ‘a this money or not? Now shut up!
There’s a bat, in my belfry.
They may be drinkers, Robin, but they’re still human beings
Thief: Who are you? Batman: I am Batman.
Think about the future!
This is Commisioner Gordon! I want him taken alive! I repeat: Any man who opens fire on Jack Naper will answer to me!
This town needs an enema
This town needs an enema!
This town needs an enema!!
This town needs an enema.
Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn’t anyone tell me he had one of those . . . things?! Bob, gun. [Bob hands him the gun, and he immediately shoots Bob.] I’m gonna need a moment alone, boys.
To the batcave, Robin! We haven’t a moment to lose!
Uh-oh, he’s been usin’ brand ‘X’, but with Joker brand, I get a grin again, and again. Love that Joker.
Vikki Vale:Your Insane! Joker: I thought I was a Pisces!
Wait’ll he get a load of me.
Way ’till they get a load of me!
Well that’s the best part, chances are you’ve bought ’em already.
Well, IT’S TIME TO RETIRE!
What are you!?
Where can I get these fine products, you may ask? That’s the gag, chances are…you got ’em already!!
where does he get all those wonderful toys from
where does he get such wonderful toys?
WHERE Does he get those wonderful toys
WHERE does he get those wonderful TOYS?
who are you? I’m batman
Who’s that loss?
Will somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dresed up as a bat, get’s all of my press?
Winged freak terrorizes….wait’ll they get a load of me…
Would someone like to tell me how it is that a man dressed up like a bat gets all my press?!
Yeah, well, you shouldn’ta pulled the gun on that kid.
You ain’t got no future, Jack! You’re an A-1 nutboy and Grissom knows it.
You cowardly kitten! You wanna live forever!?
You ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
You see? You can make a good decision when you try.
You set me up over a woman….A WOMAN!!!!!! You must be insane.
You set me up over a woman….A WOMAN!!!!!!!
You set me up over a woman…A WOMAN!!!!!
You sold a nuclear submarine and didn’t even get an address? Good day, Admiral.
You wanna get nuts? C’MON!, Let’s get nuts!
YOU WANNA GET NUTS? COME ON! LETS GET NUTS!
You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on…would ya?
you wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would ya?
You’re a real nice girl, and I like you alot. But for right now shut up.
You’re pals…their not bad people…maybe we ought to give them a few days to think it over…*stares at corpese* No?…*horrified look*…Grease’em now!? Well…okay. *chuckles* You are a vicious bastard Rotelli and eh…*tightens tie* I’m glad your dead! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Your life won’t be worth spit!!!
[Bruce walks into lounge] Joker: Well Miss Vale, another rooster in the henhouse?
[joker] and don’t sound so bossy if you please [penguin]a poet once said by land you command, but by sea it is me {quack,quack,quack}[joker imitates]wah wah wah
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