–Do you have any kids?
–We have a career.
Ah, Mr. Newton, the law’s very clear when it comes to dealing with this kind of thing. Unless you bring the animal to my office immediately, I’m afraid I’ll be forced to press charges.
BEETHOVEN!!!!!
Bullies: Wait up Theodore, we wanna walk you home.
Dean Jones: Help! Good boy! Good boy!
Got any pitbulls?
I really don’t like our dog.
I’m proud of Beethoven. Those two idiots insulted your children and treated me like dirt and he was the only one of us who had the nerve to give them the ride they deserved.
IT’S NOT EVEN SATURDAY NIGHT OH YOU’RE DRIVING ME CRAZY
GEORGE WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO AAAAAHHHHH HOW DARE YOU YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA GET AWAY OH THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT I’LL PUT A STOP TO THAT YOU RUINED MY LIFE
My family likes you more than they like me! Why? all you do is drool, shed and eat!
Rice:MC Hammer, Rice, noooo.
Emily: He’ll tell us what he wants to be called.
RYCE: Oh my gosh! Emily’s in the pool!
BABYSITTER: The pool!
RYCE & TED: Emily! Emily!
BABYSITTER: What are you doing in the pool?! Young lady! Get out of there this instant! Do you want to get me into trouble?!
TED: Oh, Emily you must have been so scared.
EMILY: I thought I was gonna die!
BABYSITTER: We dont want to get in any trouble, so we’ll let this be our little secret.
RYCE: I’d like to call my mother please.
BABYSITTER: Your mother?
RYCE: Immediately.
BABYSITTER: She must have snuck out while I was watching Ted and Ryce. It was hot out, so I guess she wanted to take a little swim.
ALICE: Where were you while all this was happening?
BABYSITTER: I was where I was supposed to be, inside watching the other two. If Emily had stayed where I put her, none of this would have happened. If you ask me, what these children need is a little discipline.
ALICE: What these children need is their mother, you’re fired.
THE DOG HAS TO GO!!!
We’re not dog people.
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