Movie Quotes from Best in Show: Quotes from the movie Best in Show

#1- I don’t think I ever could get use to be probed and prodded. I told my proctologist once, ‘Hey! Why don’t you take me out for dinner and a movie sometime’, you know. #2- Yes, I remember you said that last year.

…and one of those pepperoni… i just want to hold it

Buck: And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.

Buck: I don’t think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded. I told my proctologist one time, Why don’t you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?

Buck: Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?

Buck: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?

Christy: It worked for my family.. you know, until my mom committed suicide in ’81.

Christy: We started this magazine, American Bitch. It’s a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.

Gerry: Don’t water the plants, they’re plastic!

Hamilton: Don’t look at the fat ass losers or freaks, look at me!!

Harlan: I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, Harlan Pepper, if you don’t stop naming nuts, and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that’s what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she’d just start yelling. I’d say, Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut. That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She’d say, Would you stop naming nuts! And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn’t talk, but he’d go rrrawr rrawr and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it’s also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

Hotel Manager: We have you down for a queen.
Scott: What are you suggesting.. my dear man.

Scott: And do me a favor, will you? Just get out of those meat sticks.. I just wanna hold it.

Scott: I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got so exhausted. I’m sorry, go on, you were telling a story?

Sherri: Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it’s very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say ‘oh but he’s so much older than you’ and you know what, I’m the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

Stefan: When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn’t get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bar tender’s face. That kind of place. I remember one guy had a bicycle reflector sewn onto one nipple.

And I said, I told her I had two left feet.

I thought he was kidding.

Butch’s a bitch.

Cookie, Cookie Googleman? It’s me, Bulge! Wow, Bulge, you’ve grown. I’m growing right now baby, just looking at you. You know that was the 1st and only time I did it on a roller coaster

Did somebody put something down so I’d fall?

Does this ring a bell – I’m not wear-ing un-der-wear…

Don’t water the plants, they’re plastic!

Dont look at those fat ass losers there freaks. You look AT MEEEEEEE!

DONT SPIT AT ME!!!!!!!

Exactly the heart and the soul. You know… which is what my mother did, and that was her jobyou know… she was there for the unconditional love and it worked for my family you know…until my mom committed suicide ’81.

He went after her like she was made out of ham.

Hi, iam looking for a bee about this big.Is this it? No thats a bear in a bee costume. Its about this big and it squekes. Oh, uh this one squekes and i think the dog will react to the stripes. That is A PARROT! I know but its similarity to a bee,well there are some in that box right there. THIS!?! That looks like a bee. THIS IS A FISH! Well Iam only trying to help. WELL THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP!!! I COME HERE TO ASK FOR A TOY THAT YOU DONT HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!

how much weight do you think i can bench press?

I mean we just have so much in common, we both like soup.

I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, ‘Harlan Pepper, if you don’t stop naming nuts,’ and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that’s what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she’d just start yelling. I’d say, ‘Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut.’ That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She’d say, ‘Would you stop naming nuts!’ And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn’t talk, but he’d go ‘rrrawr rrawr’ and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it’s also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, Harlan Pepper, if you don’t stop naming nuts, and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that’s what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she’d just start yelling. I’d say, Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut. That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She’d say, Would you stop naming nuts! And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn’t talk, but he’d go rrrawr rrawr and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it’s also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

i went to one of those obedience schools once. everything was going fine until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.

I woke up and I was so glad.

I woke up this morning and I was so glad.

I woke up this morning, i was so glad

I’m just going to stay out here until I get another message.

If you get tired, pull over, if you get, hungry eat something

Im down here with Leslie Ward Cabot, good evening sir
….
And you are?
His nurse
Mr. Cabot, it doesn’t get more exciting than this, win, lose, or draw, you’re gonna be back on your feet next year in the runnings again, tell me, what do you think your chances are here at Mayflower?
in those days they wore wool socks….all the players wore wool socks…..and….god help ya…if….ya had an itch…..you know…..eh bh…
Is there a key that lights him up?
Theres a bubble above his head but no words in there,..haha
Press PLAY
….
Ok i thought something was coming there…

It was a little over the top, and I looked freakish.

it was a sh*t box

IT’s IN THE CRATE

Let me ask you a question, this may be a little bit off the path. How much weight do you think I could bench press? Just make a guess ballpark figure. 315 pounds. I mean I was in top shape. I don’t know if I could make it down and back to the end of this arena now. Dead lifted over 500.

macadamia nut

Of course I looked under the bed, that’s where you look when you lose things!

ohh look its one of those sherlock homes dogs. wouldnt it be cool if they put the two way hat and jacket on him with the little pipe at the corner of his mouth. would look like one of those sherlock homles dogs

Ok, will that be 2 double beds or one queen bed? Now what are you implying my dear man?

Ow! Ow! (wild contortion in the knees)

she looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig

She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.

She looks like a coctail waitress on an oil rig

Shitzu! That’s one you don’t play around … with that name do you? It doesn’t come trippingly off the tongue. Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?

Shitzu! That’s one you don’t play around with that name do you? I doesn’t come trippingly off the tongue. Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?

Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?

that’s not a bee. It’s just a bear in a bee costume.

This is a fish. This is a FISH!

We both love soup and snow peas. Talking and not talking. We could talk or not talk forever and still find things… to not talk about.

We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

We have so much in common. We both like soup. Talking and not talking. We could talk or not talk forever. And still find something to not talk about.

We met at Starbucks. Not the same Starbucks. They were across the street from each other.

we were so luckly to be raised among catalogs. Its so much easier, you don’t have to deal with people, or the person on the phone.

We were so lucky to be raised around catalogs.

What are you, some kind of wizard? A GENIUS???

when mommy and daddy have sex, it’s a beautiful thing

Wheres Busy Bee!?

You obviously dont know my dog.

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