Do not worry. A ninja knows when he is in danger…Now we are in danger! We are really in danger!
Give me all your lovin’.
Haru you truely are the great white ninja (he sees all the guys after him) Did i say ninja? I mean ninie, Haru you are such a ninie!!
Here i am
Hey, nice Jacket! Who shot the couch?
Hey, you hear the one about the lady who backed into a fan? It was a
disaster. Dis-assed her!
Hiru: the blackness of my belt is like the inside of a cofin on a moonless night.
Joey: That’s pretty black, man.
Hiru: It is a black art, acctually it is the blackest of the black… great… black… white… art.
HOLY SHINTO!
I am haru of the TakaGoraDojo and if you value your life, u will………(ding sound)
I am one with the universe…. NO I AM NOT!!
i am sure you would like to know who i am and what i do, but as part of my creed, i cannot tell you. see, my identity must remain mysterious, and my mission secret, i cannot reveal it to you.
why not?
….because i would then have to kill you
I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to
help you.
I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you.
I’m too sexy.
Its on fire….yes the words have been seared into my soul as well…..no no i mean its really on fire, yess i can tell….AHHH….. Sensay may have a …second copy
keep practicing joey…..someday you will….choke that chicken
Keep trying Joey. And one day, you will choke that chicken.
Man: Let me take your bags,sir.
Huru: Hey,thanks asshole!
perhaps i shall send don parenyahn to your room? nahh i perfer to be alone tonight…perhaps later i will meet your friend don!
perhaps later i will met your friend don!
Sally Sally Jones!!! .. wow.. oh sorry i mistook you for a friend of mine, her name is sally, you look so much like her. i mean him.. i mean.. up close you odn’t look like either of them.. you see, they are twins… this is nice
perhaps later i will met your friend don!
Sally Sally Jones!!! .. wow.. oh sorry i mistook you for a friend of mine, you look so much like her. i mean him.. i mean.. up close you odn’t look like either of them.. you see, they are twins… this is nice
SUCCULENT
Take us back to the mainland Joey.
This happened around the same time i was printin leaflets for the shave the whale campaign. Wasn’t it save the whale? Oh is that what they with em? …Maybe it was starve the whale….starve the whale
This shelf was not made by ninjas
woah, cant start an operation without the gear….your buggy or mine?
WOOO sencai is going to kill me!
Yeah im a yellow belt, or an orange belt….yeah im one a them citrus colors
yeah yeah yeah….not yet a match….what the hell is that? haha now you can see what im up against, i’ve gotta re-think my inks
you have led us astray joey
You look like a pimp.
You look like a pimp. Thank-you.
You too should ba a ninja.
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