i wet my bed
when im not with you im thinking about you, do you have any of that going on at all?
(1)They go together like lamb and tunafish. (Lawyer): Lamb and tunafish? (1)Or spaghetti and meatball, if you are more comfortable with that analogy. (Hobo) Yeah, if you dont like spaghetti and meatballs, get the heck out. (1) I’ll come down there and give you crew cut mister! (Hobo) Let’s see your clippers! (1) It not my fault your father is crazy! (Hobo)*Now eating cantaloupe* STOP YELLING AT ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Julian)-I wet my bed.
(Sonny)-Man, thats a shit load of piss.
(kid throws can down on floor)1.What the hell is he doing? 2.He’s shopping, what does it look like? 3.Microsoft went down three points.
(mr. hurley) cofax is a good egg, he was nice to that kid..but he fights like a girl(laughing)..(sonny)what are ya drunk mr. hurley (mr.hurley) well i had a few chardoneys…what of it?
(singing)If you’d like to come and play, we’ll hop hop hop hop whadda say?
– He has a five year plan….What is it, don’t DIE?
…and we’re both losing weight…
…cause most critics are cynical assholes…
1) hey is that the guy with old ball?
2) i think you’re suposed to say testicles.
1) Hey man, are you alright? 2) Next time kill me.
1) I had a call for delivery in building, but I think it was prank call, want some chocolate cake? 2) Naw, its not really a good time, come back later and I’ll indian wrestle ya 3)You’re going down sucker! 4)yeah we’ll see about that 5) ok, peace out!
1) I win! 2) Why? 1) Because I win!
1)By any chance did you happen to make it to her funeral? 2)No. 1)Why not? 2)I went to Jones Beach, got drunk and fell asleep. 3)Hell yes!
1)Everybody’s been so busy with their crap lately, no one ever comes.
2)Like I’m NOT busy? 1)Hey, Mr. Herlihy, you about you shut up or I’ll smack you through the wall like last Monday. 2)Last Monday was a fluke! Bring it on, woman!
1)Here comes some candy. (rings the doorbell and nobody comes) Hey! Happy Hallowen, we’ve got a first timer out here! (knocks on the window) Do the right thing buddy. He wants some candy. (flips him off and shuts the blinds) Can you wait here for a second? (Comes in through the back door) Hey, wise guy! 2)WHAT?! 1)GET UP! 2)Don’t hurt me! (puts stuff in his bag) 1)Okay. Yeah, CDs. He’s not happy. What else you got? (puts his watch in) Yeah okay, that’s good. Trick or treat. Say happy Halloween. 2)Happy Halloween. 3)Thank you. 1)Next year be prepared, moron!
1)Hey Dad, how you doing? How’s Florida? 2)Not too bad. Your mother got a sunburn playing tennis yesterday. 1)I’ve got some news. 2)Oh yeah? What? 1)I kind of adopted a kid. 2)What the hell are you talking about? 1)I’m talking about you being a grandfather. Congratulations. 2)Who the hell would give you a kid? 1)Social services. 2)You idiot! You better give that kid back! 1)His mother’s–hang on. Go play with them pigeons, buddy. I tried to give him back but I just can’t. Vanessa dumped me. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. 2)You’re damn right you don’t know what the hell you’re doing! 1)The kid is always around! You would think he’d want some privacy but he doesn’t! I’m in deep shit! 2)You better give that kid back before you ruin both your lives! 1)Oh, I appriciate that, Dad. 2)He’d be better off living in a dumpster than with you. 1)Hey, I’ll be a better father than you! 2)That’s impossible because all you care about is yourself! 1)Oh yeah, I care about you saving money on this phone call!!! (beats the phone on the reciever) Let’s eat.
1)Hey, buddy! Who won the Jet’s game? You know? 2)Who cares. 1)Let it go, pal. He can’t control you anymore. 2)What are you talking about? 1)You know what I’m talking about. 2)Yeah, you’re a loser! 1)You’re mad at your dad, not at me. I forgive you! 2)I am, I am. I hate my father!
1)Hey, congratulations. You and Big Boobs Magee are going to be very happy together. 2)Don’t call her Bib Boobs Magee. 1)You want to explain to your children you met their mother while she was waitressing at Hooters? 2)Sonny, that was five years ago, she’s a doctor now. And my fiance so from now on…Dr. Big Boobs Magee.
1)I didn’t know you knew anything about kids. I thought you were a foot doctor. 2)It’s not doctor stuff, stupid. It’s common sense. Scratching spreads rashes. 1)Oh, so this is something you learned at Hooters.
1)I gotta admit. I’m still a little weirded out when they kiss. 2)Why? They’re gay. That’s what gay guys do. 1)Yeah, but they were like brothers to us back in school. 2)They’re still like our brothers, our very very gay brothers.
1)If you don’t like spaghetti and meatballs why don’t you get the heck out. 2)Hey, I come down there give you crew cut mister 1)Let me see your clippers. 2) Not my problem your father was sick. 1) STOP YELLING AT ME!
1)Koufax is a good egg. He was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl. You like that? I’m right here, miss. Whatcha gonna do about it? Heh heh heh! 2)What, are you drunk, Mr. Herlihy? 1)I had a few chardone’s. What of it?
1)So you guys just chill out together all day? 2)Basically. We hung out at the park yesterday. The kid did eight chin-ups! 3)Eight? I can’t even do one with these scrawny arms. 1)They’re not scrawny. They’re nice…
1)We stop serving brekfast at 10:30.2)aaww horseshit.
1)Who’s this? 2)He’s my…friend. 1)Is that Kevin on the phone? 2)No! It’s my Uncle…Reamus. 1)Hi, what’s your name? Is he all right? 2)Yeah, he just doesn’t like you. Leave us alone. 1)You’re such a dick. 2)That was your girlfriend, she was acting really hooteriffic again.
1)Why are you here? 2)I’m cleaning because you’re useless. 1)Then what? You gonna go to your Hooters reunion? You guys sit around and talk about whose ass hangs out of their shorts the most? 2)At lest I can fit my ass into my shorts, fatty. 1)Speaking of fatty, who’s is this? 2)I don’t know. 1)I’m eating it then.
1-dropped milk on the floor 2-Dont worry we’ll fix it..
1. Be quiet or I’ll give you a crew cut, mister. 2. Let’s see your clippers!
1. Hi, where are you headed off to? 2. Manhattan. 1. Great, good you take me with you? 2. I guess. 1. Ok, just hold on to your money. (slams door.) Cadillac, I love it.
1. If I make this hole, Vanessa will realize that she likes me the way I am (hits ball) Yes! I did it. Good God! 2. That can’t be good.
1. Is that the guy with the old balls? 2. Yes, I think it is. But I don’t think you’re supposed to say balls, ok? It’s testicles.
1. let’s put it to a vote. Ha see you lose 2-1. 2. nu uh, that guy doesn’t count. he can’t even read.
1. Nice parenting. 2. Are you my therapist? *throws his fries* Take a walk!
1. objection your honour! 2. shut up tommy! 1. sorry mr. koufax..
1. what do you want? 2. ummm lasagna 1. this is mcdonalds they dont have lasagna 2. ummmmm cheerios 1. what the hells the matter with you
1. yes, his teeth were made of wool.. 2. wood. 1. oh sorry, i mix up d and l…
1.) Hi welcome to McDonalds what can I get for you? 2.) what do you want? 3.) Cherrios! 2.) They don’t got cherrios what else you want? 3.) Lasagna! 2.) Lasagna? what the hells a matter with you…We’ll take sausage and hot cakes and… 1.) Uh sorry sir we stopped serving breakfast 2.) What are you talking about we’re 4 seconds late. 1.) No your 30 minutes and 4 seconds late we stop serving breakfast at 10:30 2.) Aww HORSE SHIT! 3.) (kid crying) 2.) No I’m sorry I wasn’t cursing at you I was cursing at the lady. 4(guy). Hey nice parenting! 2.) WHAT you my therapist? take a walk!! do you want a happy meal? can we get a happy meal?? WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL!!!?
1.) I got delivery in building but i think it was crank call. 2.) It’s a bad time man, come back later I’ll indin wrestle you. 1.) Your going down sucker! 2.) yea well we’ll see about that. 1.) OKay, peace out!
1.) So Mr. Ass wiper what’s this guys name? 2.) Scuba steve! 1.) I like his flippers, does he ever take them off? 2.) No 1.) what about if he goes bowling they don’t make him where bowling shoes? they let him wear his flippers? 2.) yes 3.) I had a doll like that one time, but my cat he bite his head off! 2.) What kind of cat would do that? 3.) You calling me a liar!
1.) why do i have to wear a bathing suit in the bath 2.) cuz i dont know the rules with little kids and the whole shower thing
1.)You all like to drink yoo-hoo, you know what’s good in yoo-hoo? Rum!2.)Rumplestilskin?
1.are you allowed soda? 2.i dunno. 1.well my mom says thats sodas rot your teeth but your gonna lose them teeth anyway so rot on right?
1.I have call in building for delivery but I think its crank call. Want some chocalate cake?2.No its a bad time buddy. Ccome back later and I’ll Indian wrestle you.1.Okay…Your going down sucker. Peace out!!
1.They go together like lamb and tunafish.2. Lamb and tuna fish?!?!3. Perhaps spaghetti and meatball if you like that analogy better.4. Yeah considering we’re in America, I mean if you don’t like spaghetti and meatballs why don’t ya get the hell out!
1.They were like our brothers. 2. They still are our brothers…our gay, gay brothers.
1: And…how long have you disliked Mr. Koufax? 2: Since the day I met him. 1: And for the record, where did you work while you attended medical school? 2: Hooters. 1: No further questions.
1: But we stopped serving breakfast at 10:30. 2: AAHHHHHHH HORSESHIT!…No no no, don’t cry. I’m sorry, I wasn’t cursing at you, I was cursing at the lady. 3: Nice parenting. 2: Hey thanks! You my therapist? Take a walk!
1: He already has a five year plan. 2: What is it..not to die?
1: I gotta admit, I’m still a little weirded out when they kiss. 2:Why? They’re gay. That’s what gay guys do. 1: Yeah, I know, but they were like brothers to us back in school. 2: They’re still like our brothers, our very very gay brothers…What are you doing after this? Goin’ to a clan meeting?
1: What do you want to eat, Frankenstein? 2: Thirty packets of ketchup!
1: What the hell is he doing? 2: Shopping. 3: Microsoft went down three points.
1:how much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood 2: ~*silance*~
1: yeah, didnt think so
30 packets of ketchup!
LITTLE KID 1: I have a belly button. SONNY: Well, we have all have belly buttons. And you know what? We all love yoo-hoo. Especially yoo-hoo with a little rum. LITTLE KID 2: What’s rum? SONNY: You don’t rum is? LITTLE KID 2: Rumplestiltskin? SONNY: Rumplestiltskin. Rumplestiltskin’s a good man. So are you kids. Remember stay clean, stay focused, stay strong. Frankenstein have fun with your friends.
Nozzle: They go together like lamb and tuna feesh. Attorney: Lamb and Tuna fish?
Nozzle: Maybe you like Spaghetti and Meatball? Maybe your more comfortable with that analogy?
Homless guy:Yes, considering we’re in America. If you don’t like Spaghetti and Meatballs, why don’t you get the hell out.
Nozzle: Hey, I’ll come down there give you crew cut!
Homeless Guy: Yeah, well lemme see your clippers!
Nozzle: It’s not my fault your father was sick!
Nozzle: (Stuttering..) Stop Yelling at Me!!
Would somebody PLEASE get the kid a happy meal!!!
AAHHH!! SCUBA STEVE!!! DAMN YOU!!!
ahh, you sir…..
ahhh..you 2 wear the same size t shirts
and the rabbit got shot down
And this is the capitiller…The caterpillar…Thats what I said the capitiller
Bar tender: So..who do you want to win?
Julian: The GOGDAMN Jets!
Big Daddy- Yes Ulcle Ramus, I know the catfish are huge
Big Daddy- Yes Uncle Ramus, I know the catfish are huge!
But i wipe my own ass I wipe my own ass.
BUT SONNY HE HAS A FIVE YEAR PLAN WHAT DONT DIE!!!!
CAN SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL!!
Come on, is there really a kid there, or is this like the time you told me my parents were dead?
CORIANNE: What the hell is he doing?
SUNNY: He’s shopping.
JULIAN: Michael-soft went down 3 points.
CORIANNE: Oh yeah, great job
Corrin: Is that Kevin on the phone?
Sonny: No it’s my…uncle Remus
Corrin: *rolls eyes*
Sonny: Yeah Hooters, HOOTERS, HOOTERS!
DAD:And what about that time you were supposed to pick up your Grandmother from the airport. SON:Yea?!? DAD:What happened then. SON:Well Jethro Tull was having a reunion concert so I caught that. DAD :And what happened to your Grandmother when she was in town. SON:She died. DAD:And why didn’t you make it to her funeral. SON:I got drunk and fell asleep at Jones’ Beach….OLD DRUNK GUY:HELL YES!
delivery guy : they go together like lamb and tuna
person 2: ..lamb and tuna?
delivery guy: do you prefer spegetti and meat ball?
Delivery Guy: Hey I know you! You always order three piece of cheesecake!!!
Delivery guy: How’s it my problem your father was sick!! Homeless Guy: haha STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
delivery guy: I had doll like that one time, but my CAT she bite his head off
Julian: What kinda cat would do that?
delivery guy: YOU CALLING ME A LIAR!
DELIVERY GUY: one time i had a doll like that. But the cat it bite its
head off. FRANKENSTEIN: what kinda cat would do that. DELIVERY GUY: U
callin me a liar
Delivery Guy:Fish…Pony…Hip…Hiphop…Hiphopomamous!?!Damn you!You give him the easy ones!!!!!!!!
Did I just witness the first kiss. Gross. Don’t touch Him He’s Dirty and he’s poor.
Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it’s called doing the hibbidy-dibbidy.
do you want my opinion? my son is a morron!
Don’t go in the frozen food section, your boobs will harden!
Friend: Holy Shit Sunny Colfax would rather work the eat. Sunny: I have to sue you assholes for bringing me here. Everyon: SUPRISE! Sunny: Did you guys waste the good suprise on me again? HI CORINE!
Gay Guy 1: He just did 10 push ups….I cant even do 10 with these scrawny arms
Gay Guy 2: They’re not scrawny, their nice :0)
God sunny, shut up.
God-damn jets
Good God! It’s 2:30 in the morning, you must me wrecked. Anyways, I had fun today, did you have fun?- Yeah, your all right. Have a good one!
Guy:Oh good parenting.
Sonny: What are you my psychologist? Take a walk!!!
(Throws his french fries)
Having a kid is great…as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or talking.
He drinks a lot of soda
He taught me that Styx was one of the greatest American rock bands and they only caught a bad rep because most critics are sinical ass holes.
He taught me to pee on buildings.
he tried to shave my head while i was sleeping, and when i woke up i broke his arm!
Help me! Help me! I’m lost and I don’t know where I am!
Here you go Sonny, it’s a clock-radio.
Hey Mr. Herlihy, ya better hut up before i slam you into the wall like last week. Last week was a fluke…bring it on woman! Heheheh…He drinks a lot of soda!
Hey old man river! Zip it or I’ll brake ya hip!
Hey sweetie, what are you doing here?
Watching the game.
Who you want to win?
The GOD-DAMN Jets!
Hey! You two wanna get married I support that. Leave me alone.
Hey, old man river, shut your mouth or ill break your hip
Hey, Old man river, zip it or I’ll break your hip.
Hey, old man river, zip it, or i’ll break your hip!
Hey, Old Man River. Zip it or I’ll break your hip.
Hey, you just made the biggest mistake of your life baby. I know you’re gonna be missing me when you got that big, white, wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old ball. GROSS!
Hey, you just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you’re going to be missing me when you’ve got the big white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old…balls! Gross!
Hey, you just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you’re gonna be missing me when ya got that big, white, wrinkly body on top of ya, with his loose skin and…old balls! Gross!
Hey, you two wanna get married, I support that!
hey….i got call in the building but i think was prank call……u want some shocolate cake?!!
Hi! What’s your name, he’ll write it on the wall. Mind your business!
Hi, Julian! I’m Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve’s father. You know, my son needs to take a bath, but he’s afraid to bathe alone. So, I was wondering if you’d accompany him in the tub. Great, and after your bath, you need to study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart.
Hip? Hip-hop? Hip-hopanonymous? Damn you, you give him the easy ones!
his teeth were made out of wool
Homeless guy:hehe…STOP YELLING AT ME…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hooters
HOOTERS, HOOTERS, HOOTERS!
How do you play…..
I win……
How do you play…..
I WIN!!!!!……….
How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? …Yeah thought so, now get out of the way!
I can be in the scuba squad??
I can wipe my own ass!
I drink a milkshake and my ass jiggles for like a week…
I got a 2, a 4, a 10, an 8, and a 6. I Win!
i had a doll like that once….but my cat, he bite his head off….(julian)what kinda cat would do that?…(delivery guy)U CALLING ME A LIER??!!!….(sonny)TAKE IT EASY
I have a belly button
I have a bellybutton
i have no idea what you are talking about…
I have no idea what your talking about
I know you! You always order 3 piece cheescake!
I know you! You order 3 pieces of cheesecake!
I know you’ll be missin me when you’ve got that old wrinkly body on top of ya; with loose skin and old balls…GROSS!!
I know you’ll be missing me when you got that big, white, wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old BALLS!!
I mean this is America, if you don’t like spaghetti and meatballs you may as well just get the hell out
I never really tought about that kid. I mean I was never Mr. popular in high school and I watched Fantasia a lot.
I originally wanted to be a male model, but it turns out that i’m not very good looking.
I WIPE MY OWN ASS!!! I WIPE MY OWN ASS!!!
I’ll bring ya back an egg mcmuffin if you pretend to fall asleep. Make it a sausage mcmuffin and ya got a deal
I’ll smack you through the wall, like last week.
Last Monday was a fluke! Bring it on, WOMAN!!
I’ll wipe my ass! I’ll wipe my ass!
Id rather live out on the streets than under his FREAKY ASS rules
If O.J. can get away with murder, why can’t Sonny have his kid? This guy knows what I’m talking about. (Points to a black man.) No more questions.
If you don’t come over to Sonny’s apartment tonight, there’s a good chance that I’ll develop a stutter. P–p–please don’t do that to me.
Im a singing kangaroo and im from far away, i like to hop hop hop all day!
Im scooba SAM scooba steves dad!
Initiating the conversation is half the battle
Is that the guy with the old balls?
it goes together like lamb and tuna fish
It smells like yuron in this joint. Good job
it’s not his fault he can’t read
Julian: This is my hook, there’s my jacket and that’s a capetillar.
Sonny: Don’t you mean a catepillar?
Julian: Yeah, that’s wight a capetillar.
Kangaroo song, kangaroo song!
Kangaroo Song, Kangaroo Song! KANG-A-ROO-SONG! SONNY:
Alllllrrrriiiigggght!!!! Jesus christ.
Kangaroo song….KANGAROO SONG!!!!!!!
Kangawoo song
Kid- I have a belly-button
Adam Sandler- Yeah, we all have belly-buttons. And we ALL love yoo-hoo, especially yoo-hoo with a little rum.
Kid- whats rum?
Adam Sandler- You don’t know what rum is?
Kid- Rumplestilskin?
Kid-i have a belly button.Sonny-Yea well we all have belly buttons. WE all love yoo-hoo. Especially yoo-hoo wit a little rum.Kid-What’s rum?Sonny-You don’t know what rum is?Kid-Rumplestilskin?Sonny-RUMPLESTILSKIN. Rumplestilskin’s a good man. So are you guyz. Stay clean. Stay focused. Stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.
KID:What’s rum?
SONNY:You don’t know what rum is?
KID:Rumpolstiltskin?
SONNY:He’s a good man.
Koufax is a really good egg, he was nice to that kid, but he fights like a girl. (to Sonny) I’m over here, miss, what are you gonna do about it? (laughs)
KRISTY IS THE SHIZNIT!!!!
Last week was a fluke bring it on woman
Layla, if you don’t come over to Sonny’s apartment tonight, there’s a good chance that I’ll develop a stutter. P-p-please don’t do this to me.
little italy – respect this place because the fatter you are the cooler you are
Look, Lucian! He’s gonna fall!!!
Fall! Fa… YES!!! Oh no, he made it!
DAMN IT!
You suck, you suck, YOU SUCK!!!!!
Lucian: I win!
Nazso: What do ya mean you win?!
Lucian: I win!
Nazso: But you just have little poor cards!!!
Lucian: So? I WIN!!!
Nazso: This is bullshit!!!
Sonny: Yo, take it easy, he’s just a kid!
Man that’s a shit load of piss.
Man this Yoo-Hoo is good, you know what else is good? Smoking dope. You know, puffing the cheebah, go behind the see-saw, smoke a J. I won’t rat you out
I have a bellybutton
We all have bellybuttons and we all love Yoo-Hoo, especially Yoo-Hoo with a little rum
Whats rum?
You don’t know what rum is?
Rumplestiltskin?
Rumplestiltskin was a good man, and so are you guys. OK I gotta go boys, stay clean, stay cool, stay focused, Frankenstein have fun with your friends.
Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is good, smoking dope. I ain’t gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw smoke a j. You know what I’m talking about?
I have a belly button.
You have a belly button, well we all have belly buttons. You know what? We all love Yoohoo, especially Yoohoo with a little rum.
What’s rum?
You don’t know what rum is?
Rumplestilskin?
Rumplestilskin. Rumplestilskin’s a good man. So are you guys. Hey, stay clean, stay focused, stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.
microsoft just went down three points
Microsoft went down 3 points
micwosoft went down twee points
Mr. Koufax is a really cool guy, wish my dad was as cool, see my dad is a miliary man. When I was 35 years old, he attempted to give me a crew cut while I was sleeping. I woke up, broke his arm, and hasn’t seen him since. I’d rather be living out on the streets than under his freaky-ass rules.
My friends make fun of me all the time, too. I’ve seen them, like, twenty-five times. Tommy Shaw, when I was, like, sixteen years old, I was at the concert, he actually reached out and grabbed my hand, pulled me up on stage, and I got to do the robot voice for Mr. Roboto!
Nazso: (Trying to read) Fish, pony, hip… hippo… hip hop anonymous!
Damn ya, you’re givin’ him all the easy ones!!!
Nice fathering!
And what are you, my therapist? Take a walk!
Nozzo- Sonny, I would like to help, but my status in this country is not what you would call legal.
Oh look! You guys wear the same size t-shirt, that’s cool.
OOOOOWWWW!!!! Scuba Steve, Damn you!
Person- God Damn stick!!! Big Daddy- That’s my boy
Puffin the cheeba. Smoke a lil J over by the seesaw
sausage mcmuffin
Sausage McMuffin!
School is for fools, look at me
So this is Corrine’s place? If the girls at Hooters could see her now!
SOCIAL SERVICES GUY: …he’s gonna have to chill in a group home for awhile
SONNY: What’s that, an orphanage?
SOCIAL SERVICES GUY: Well we don’t call them that anymore!
Sonney how ya doin Julion how ya doin S. like hockey J. like hockey S. This is a big impotant game J. this is a big impotant game S. cut the crap J. cut the cwap S. Im being serious dont do that J.Im being serious dont do that S. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, yeath thats what i thought shutup!
Sonny and the boy,they go together like lamb and tuna fish…Maybe spaghetti and meatball, you more comfortable with that analogy?
Sonny Koufax: The kid just won’t quit peeing and throwing up. He’s like a cocker spaniel.
Sonny- What are scratchin?
Julian- I got eggs…..eggs….
Sonny- Ecxima…..GROSS!!!
Sonny- Why you keep scratchin yourself?
Julian- I got…eggs….eggs…
Sonny- Ecxima….GROSS!!!
Sonny-But everyone’s been busy with their crap lately, no one ever comes.
Mr. Hurley-Like i’m not busy?
Sonny-Hey Mr. Hurley, how ’bout you shut up before I smack you through the wall like last monday.
Mr. Hurley-Last Monday was a fluke. Bring it on, woman.
Sonny-Anytime.
Sonny: Don’t be mean to me because you’re mad at your father.
Punk: You’re right you’re right. I hate my father
Sonny: Hey, Lucian! Look at that guy! (Sonny is pointing at punker in black) He was very nice boy like you but his dad messed his mind up!
Hey buddy! Who won the Jets game tonight?
Punker: Who cares?
Sonny: Let it go, pal! He can’t control you anymore!
Punker: What are you talking about?
Sonny: You know what I’m talking about!
Punker: YEAH! YOU’RE A LOSER!
Sonny: (screaming at punker) YOU’RE NOT MAD AT ME! YOU’RE MAD AT YOUR FATHER! I FORGIVE YOU!!!!
Punker: (imitating crying) I am! I am! I hate my father!
sonny: man this yohoo is good. you know what else is good? smoking dope. i ain’t gonna rat you out. you know. puff a cheeba, go by the seesaw, smoke a jay, you know what i’m talking about.
kid 1: i have a bellybutton.
sonny: you have a bellybutton, we all have belly buttons. and we all love yohoo. especially yohoo with a little rum.
kid 2: what’s rum?
sonny: you don’t know what rum is?
kid 2: rumplestiltskin?
sonny: rumplestiltskin….rumplestiltskin was a good man. your good kids. stay clean, stay focused, stay strong. have fun with your friends frankenstein.
Sonny: oh my god i let my kid become the smelly kid in class, what the hell is wrong with me?
Teacher: oh yes, i’ve had some smelly ones before, but he is by far the sme;;oes
sonny: see look at this guy…im sure he was just a nice lil boy like you until his dad messed with his mind..hey buddy who won the jets game
guy: i unno who cares!
Sonny: its okay buddy your mad at ur dad not at me i forgive you!
guy: yea ur right…i am mad at my dad….
Sonny: Watch out or I’ll make ya burst outta wall like in monday!
Old man: Monday was a fluke! Bring it on, woman! Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh… duh… hehehehehehe…!
Sonny: (Whispering to Lucian) He drinks too much soda.
Sonny: [while Julian repeats what he’s saying] How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Julian: [pause]
Sonny: Yeah, that’s what I thought, shut up!
Sonny:I know you’re smoking a J behind the seesaw, hoping no one will see ya; Kid: i have a belly button; Sonny: We all have belly buttons
SONNYS DAD: why dont you take the BAR exam
SONNY: i cant i got to much other shit going on in my life
Sorry sir we stop serving breakfast at 10:30. (Koufax: Ahh, HORSE$4!+
Stay away from the frozen food section your boods will harden!!
Stay outta the frozen food section ot your boobs will harden.
styx is one of the gweatest american wock bands and the only reason the call it bad rock because most critics are synical assholes.
styx is won of the gweatest amewican wock bands
SUNNY: Spighetti O’s, you like Spighetti O’s?
Julian: Yes.
SUNNY: Dented cans are half price, Microsoft went down 3 points.
SUNNY:I Went to Jones Beach, got drunk and fell asleep.
Mr. Hurley: Hell yes!
Sunny:They stopped serving breakfeast at 10:30. Street hustler: Total mind blow.
Teacher: Mr. Koufax, your son has become a bit of a problem in this class. The other day, a student brought rollerblades into show and tell, and Julian tripped him with a stick! He found it hilarious. And then, he spilled glue on his desk and covered it with a newspaper. Personally, I’ve found his personal hygeine to be a bit of a disturbance, too.
Sonny: He’s the smelly kid in class, I made him the smelly kid in class!?!
Teacher: Ohh yes, I’ve had some smelly ones before, but your son is by far the smelliest!
that one touched the ground
That’s cool, you both wear the same size t-shirt
the good news is you’re not starting to smell like a foot anymore..
The kid just wont stop peeing and throwin up, hes like a damn cocker-spaniel!
Thees ees bull sheet!
these days i drink a chocolate shake and my ass jiggles for a week..
they go together like lamb and tunafish.
They go together like lamb and tunafish…Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball better?
They’re not scrawny…They’re nice.
this is a very important game this is a very important game stop that stop that
Waiter: Im sorry sir, but its not my problem
Sonny: Hey buddy, now it is your problem
watch out there’s a pole there
We wasted the good surprise on Sunny!
We wasted the good surprise on you.
well for me it was the mushroom period
Well what do you want your name to be?
Frankenstein.
Alright then Frankenstein, let’s go.
Well, the good news is that you’re starting not to smell like a foot anymore.
Well, the good news is you’re starting to not smell like a fish anymore.
What are you doing?
Shopping.
Microsoft went down three points.
What do you eat? – Food. – Yeah, I eat food too.
WHAT DO YOU SAY!!!!
what’s Rum?…Rumpelstinskin?
What’s with the kid wearing a cumberbunt?
What’s your name – we’ll write on the wall for you. Mind your business!
What’s your name? He’ll write it on the wall.
Whats rum…? Rumplestilskin?
When you come to my resaurturant never order BLT, Remember stay away from the BLT.
When you were young and on your own
How did it feel to be alone
I was always thinking of games that I was playing
Tryin’ to make best of my time
But only love can break your heart
Try to be sure right from the start
Yes, only love can break your heart
What if your world should fall apart
I have a friend I’ve never seen
He hides his head inside a dream
Someone should call him and see can come out
Try to lose the down that he’s found
But only love can break your heart
Try to be sure right from the start
Yes, only love can break your heart
What if your world should fall apart
I have a friend I’ve never seen
He hides his head inside a dream
But only love can break your heart
Try to be sure right from the start
Yes, only love can break your heart
What if your world should fall apart
fall apart
Who do you want to win??…. The god damn jets..
who thinks frankenstein should study? and who doesnt? HA we win 2-1… uh huh, that guy doesnt count, he cant even read
who’s your dad
Will you stop crying if I get hurt again?, will that cheer you up some?
Wow, if the girls at Hooters could see her now..
Yeah I had the whole ‘mom’ thing lined out but she’s bangin the pepperidge farm guy.
Yeah spaghetti and meatball is all american. If you don’t like spaghetti and meatball you might as well just get the hell out.
Yeah your gonna miss me when you have that big white body on top of you with his loose skin and old balls, gross!
Yeah, considering we’re in America, I mean if you don’t like spaghetti and meatballs, why don’t ya get the hell out!
Yes uncle Remus! I know the catfish are huge! That’s WONDERFUL!
Yes uncle remus, i know the catfish are huge.
Yes! Uncle Remis, I know the fish are catfish huge!
Yes, i know you! You buy 2 piece of chessecake from me
Yes, we all have bellybuttons. And you all like to drink Yoo-hoo. You know what’s good in Yoo-hoo? Rum.
Yes, we all have bellybuttons. And you all like to drink Yoo-hoo. You know what’s good in Yoo-hoo? Rum. Whats Rum?Rumplestilskin
? Rumplestilskin was a good man, so are you guys. Remember stay strong, stay clean.
you can sit down if you wanna or you can stand there either way
You owe me an egg mcmuffin!
You owe me sausage mcmuffin
you want some chocolate cake?
YOU’RE MAD AT YOUR DAD NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!
You’re not attracted to like sixty year old guys are you? -No…!? -Yeah I don’t like them much either.
your gonna be missing me baby, when ya got that big white rinkly body on top of ya with his loose skin and old balls….gross!
[Sonny is watching a hockey game.]
Julian: Kangaroo Song! Kangaroo Song! KAAAAAAAAAAANGAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
Sonny: AAAAAAAAAAAALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
~What did you learn about girls today?
~Half the battle is iniciating the conversation.
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