Are you high? It’s freezing out there!
Barb: (to anonymous filthy phone-caller) Oh, why don;t you go find a wall socketm and stick your tongue in it. That’ll give you a charge!!
Barb: Darling, You can’t rape a townie!
Claire:No Jess, that’s okay. I have to finish packing anyway.
Jess: Hasn’t she had enough trouble fitting in, without you always being at her!
Barb: C’mon! I know a professional virgin when I see one!!
Fuck you, Santa Clause!
I’m really not okay with any of this. I mean, buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?
Mrs. Mac: (imitating an angry father to herself) I didn’t send my daughter here to be drinking or picking up boys! (Regular Voice) Tough Shit! Like I’m supposed to be responsible for the morals of every girl in this god damn house! These broads, if they wanted the Leaning Tower of Pisa, I’d bet they’d get up there! I do my best! I don’t know what the bastards expect of me. Christ Sake!
Mrs. Mac: Godammit Claude, I’m gonna have you fixed!
Mrs. Mac:(looking at her ugly nightgown the sorority sisters gave her) Jesus! I wouldn’t wear this to have my liver out!
Mrs. Mac:(opening her gift from the sorority sisters: an ugly nightgown) Well, Thank you girls, it’s lovely, just lovely. I got as much use for this as I do a chastite.
Peter: You selfish bitch!!! You’re talking about getting our baby as if you were having a wart removed!!
Phyl: Well, Super Tongue strikes again!
Barb: Fastest tongue in the West!
This is me… Billy!
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