(Zoey to Drake):My friends are coming to kill you
*little vampire dog comes around the corner* King: Fuck me. *2 vampire rotweilers come around the corner* King: Fuck me sideways!
…they’ll kill me. Blade: Kill you?! Motherfucker I’ll kill you. I’ll just enjoy it more.
1) What the hell makes you think you know anything about hunting vampires? 2) For starters, I used to be one.
1) Why can’t you just be nice? 2) Because the world isn’t nice.
1-You’re a stone cold killer.
2-And you’re sick as fuck.
Abigail = ever since i can remember i’ve had this . . .i’ve had this knife of sadness in my heart and as long as its there, you know i’m -i’m strong, i’m – i’m untouchable but the moment i take it out i-i’ll just die
B: I musta heard a hundred of you rodents make the same claim, and each one of them have tasted the end of my sword.
B: Look at this…whats this..’Fuck You’…what? You think this some big game you think this is a joke?
Blade- Now, what’s behind door number 1?
Cheif Martin Vreede- I can’t tell you, they, they’ll kill me.
Blade – Kill you?! Motherfucker i’ll kill you!
Blade: I was born ready mother fucker. Drake: Motherfucker…I like that.
Coo chee coo!
D: Blade! Ready to die?
B: I was born ready muther-fucker!
D: Muther-Fucker… I like that.
Danica – your tasting a little bland lover, are you getting enugh fatty acids in your diet, have you tried like trout, mackrel
King – why dont you take a sugarfrosted fuck off the end of my dick
Danica – and how about everyone not saying the word dick, it provokes my envy
Danica – your tasting a little lover, are you getting enugh fatty acids in your diet, have you tried like trout, mackrel
King – why dont you take a sugarfrosted fuck off the end of my dick
Danica – and how about everyone not saying the word dick, it provokes my envy
Danica Talos – Tell us about Blade, what’s this weapon his been planning?
Hannibal King – I can tell you 2 things:
1- your hairdo looks ridiculous
2- I ate a lot of garlic, and i just farted. Silent and deadly.
Danica Talos – Tell us about Blade, what’s this weapon his been planning? Hannibal King – I can tell you 2 things: 1- your hairdo looks ridiculous 2- I ate a lot of garlic, and i just farted. Silent but deadly. (fixed)
Danica Talos- Ok King, where is this tracking node of yours?
Hannibal King- It’s in my left ass cheek [she slaps him] Fine.[he spits] It’s in my right ass cheek [she slaps him again] Ok,seriously now, it’s in the middle of my butt, just below of the ‘hello kitty’ tatoo [she kicks him] just pull down my tighty whities and see for yourself.
Danica: It isnt funny any more King
Hanniball: No its not you horse humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. You feel that tingle your getting in the back of your throat? Its atomized silver…its being punped through the buildings air conditioning you cock-juggling thundercunt!
Dracula: Blade, ready to die?
Blade: Since the day i was born mother fucker.
Drake – Blade…Ready To Die
Blade – I Was Born Ready Mother Fucker
Drake- Blade, ready to die?
Blade- I was born ready motherfucker.
Drake: Are you ready to die? Blade: I was born ready motherfucker.
Forgot my sword.
Fuck me….. fuck me sideways
Hang on Kitten, I’ll go get help
Hannibal King- Which means the fat lady should be singing right… about… NOW!
[Nothing happens]
Oh, this is awkward.
[Still nothing]
Does anybody has a cellphone?
Hannibal King: Have you ever got laid???
Hannibal King: OK OK I’ll tell you god damnit!!! Its a new crystal method formula, twice the chocolatey goodness and half the calories.
Hannibal King:Unlike most vampires her fangs are located in her vagina.
Hannibal: You see she is a specail vampire. Her fangs are in her pussy.
Hannibal:You know,you should try talking to someone about your agression. Also, you might want to try blinking once in a while?
(off blade and abigails looks)ive had alot of sugar today
Hanniball: Yah, I’ve got a question about that Hedges….Aah. Have you ever been laid?
Hedges: Yes, many times…with ladies!
HK: He was Born Perfect, and just like the Great White.. this guy has never had to evolve!
HK: So should we sign you up for one of our Dakota rings?
HK: We call ourselves the ‘Night Stalkers’.
B: Sounds like some child sitcom.
HK: Well we were going for ‘The Carebears’ but it was taken.
HK: You may even wanna try blinking once in awhile.
*silence*
HK: I’m sorry I had alot of sugar today.
I can tell you two things…one, your hairdo, is ridiculous…
i stake you with silver yet you do not turn to ash
Jarko Grimwood- Hey dickface, you seen my dog?
Hannibal King- Have you tried the lobby?
Jarko Grimwood: Hey dickhead, have you seen my dog?
Hannibal King: Have you checked the lobby?
king – choose your weapon, silver hallopoints, sundogs, silver stakes basically wateva gets you hard this baby will pump it out. of course it doesnt have the range of a sword
king – we call ourselves the night stalkers. Blade – sounds like rjects from a saturday mornin cartoon. king – well we were gonna go with the carebears but that was already taken
King – what the fuck, what the fuck. Asher – we have been cross polinating the vampire gene and putting it into dogs. Jako – precious isnt he. king _ well that depends who you ask cz clearly this dog has a bigger dick than you. Jako – and when the fuck did u see my dick. King – ooowwwwwwww i was talking to her
king -why dont you take a sugar frosted fuck of the end of my dick dinica- and how about everyone here not say the word dick anymore it provokes my envy
king- you horse humping thundercunt
King: You know, you may want to think about talking to someone. Also, have you tried blinking once in a while? *Blade and Abby look at him* I’m sorry…*pauses and looks at the ground* I had a lot of sugar today.
Scream If This Hurts Chica!
So can we go ahead and sign you up for our secret nightstalker decoder ring?
Special Agent Ray Comblin- Say Blade, how many people have you killed? 30? 40? 50?
Blade- 1182.
The movies are full of shit.
There’s two things that I can tell you. One: Your hairdo is ridiculous…Two: I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted.*whispers* Silent, but deadly.
uhh sorry i ate alot of sugar today.
Vampire in subway: No fat people…they taste like cheetos.
Well first thing I wanna say is that your hair looks ridiculous! And the other thing is that I ate a lot of garlic today and I just farted!
Well we were going to go with the Care Bears, but that was taken.
Well, i can tell you two things. One, that hair do of yours is RIDICULOUS. And two, i ate a lot of garlic and i just farted….. silent…. but DEADLY….
Well, i can tell you two things. One, that hair do of yours is…ridicious and two, i ate a lot of garlic and i just farted.
You cock-juggling thunder cunt!!!
You made a vampire pomeranian?
you’re not immortal…i must have heard hundreds of you rodients make the same clam…each one of them has tasted the end of my sword…
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