BOB: Who?
ANTHONY: Futute Man. You know. Cause he
looks like he’s from the future.
DIGNAN : He looks like he was designed by
scientists. For desert warfare.
BOB : That never would of —
DIGNAN : Let’s cut the bullshit.
DIGNAN: Plus where’s Huggie Bear?
ANTHONY: He’s not there. Huggie Bear isn’t
in every single episode.
DIGNAN : I think you might of dreamed this
one, Anthony.
ANTHONY : No. It’s a real episode. The killer
is leading him across the city by
calling different pay phones.
Anyone who tells you a ballpoint
pen is not a weapon needs intensive
psychiatric treatment. You can
stick them in the esophagus. You
give them a ballpoint tracheotomy.
Well, Bob, Samson has decided that
his hair is more important than our
safety. My friend, that is a reckless
decision! Let’s go, Bob.
(Anthony) Grace thinks I’m a failure. (Dignan) What? What has she ever accomplished in her life that’s so great?
1) I hope this doesn’t offend you, *name*, but your brother’s a cocksucker.
2) No, that doesn’t offend me.
1) [She says] you’re like paper; you know, you’re trash.
2) I’m trash?
1) You’re like paper flowin’ by, you know? It doesn’t sound that bad in Spanish!
1: Bob Mapplethorpe, potential get-away driver: go!
2: Well, I think there’s a real air of mystery about me.
1: Don’t complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! Start over. Ready, go!
2: Okay, alright. I’m a risk taker! I’m growin’ an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parents back yard! I think that shows –
1: Wait, you’re growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard?
2: Dignan, look. I’m just not very good at this selling-yourself stuff, okay? So, I’m just gonna tell you the truth. I really wanna be a part of this team. And I’m the only one with a car.
1: That’s good. That’s good. ‘Cause that hits me right here.
1: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man.
2: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
1: I don’t know, man, I lose my touch, man.
2: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
1: Maybe we should’ve robbed your house. You ever think of that?
2: You know there’s nothing to steal from my mom and Craig!
1: Wha– why is there tape on your nose?
2: Exactly!
Hey, Hey Grace You’re suppose to be in Arizona Is this the…Are you the pilot? No, I’m Grace’s brother, Anthony Will you excuse us for a moment, Burneice You sure Yeah Ya told…You told your friend, Berneice, I’m some sorta Jet Pilot? Well what was i suppose to say, you grew up in an insane asylum? We’ve discussed this before, Grace, it wasn’t an insane asylum, it was for exhaustion. Exhaustion? Yes, exhaustion. You havn’t worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted? Look, I didn’t come down here to argue with you. I’ve got some friends in the car…and Who?! Some associates. Dignan Yeah, Dignan, but also… *Sigh* What’s wrong with Dignan? I thought you liked Dignan. I do like Dignan, well then why do you always sigh when i say his name? But he’s a liar
Hey, Hey Grace You’re suppose to be in Arizona Is this the…Are you the pilot? No, I’m Grace’s brother, Anthony Will you excuse us for a moment, Burneice You sure Yeah Ya told…You told your friend, Berneice, I’m some sorta Jet Pilot? Well what was i suppose to tell her, you grew up in an insane asylum? We’ve discussed this before, Grace, it wasn’t an insane asylum, it was for exhaustion. Exhaustion? Yes, exhaustion. You havn’t worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted? Look, I didn’t come down here to argue with you. I’ve got some friends in the car…and Who?! Some associates. Dignan Yeah, Dignan, but also… *Sigh* What’s wrong with Dignan? I thought you liked Dignan. I do like Dignan, well then why do you always sigh when i say his name? But he’s a liar
Hey, Hey Grace You’re suppose to be in Arizona Is this the…Are you the pilot? No, I’m Grace’s brother, Anthony Will you excuse us for a moment, Burneice You sure Yeah Ya told…You told your friend, Berneice, I’m some sorta Jet Pilot? Well what was i suppose to tell her, you grew up in an insane asylum? We’ve discussed this before, Grace, it wasn’t an insane asylum, it was for exhaustion. Exhaustion? Yes, exhaustion. You havn’t worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted? Look, I didn’t come down here to argue with you. I’ve got some friends in the car…and Who?! Some associates. Dignan Yeah, Dignan, but also… *Sigh* What’s wrong with Dignan? I thought you liked Dignan. I do like Dignan, well then why do you always sigh when i say his name? But he’s a liar
Hey, Hey Grace You’re suppose to be in Arizona Is this the…Are you the pilot? No, I’m Grace’s brother, Anthony Will you excuse us for a moment, Burneice You sure Yeah Ya told…You told your friend, Berneice, I’m some sorta Jet Pilot? Well what was i suppose to tell her, you grew up in an insane asylum? We’ve discussed this before, Grace, it wasn’t an insane asylum, it was for exhaustion. Exhaustion? Yes, exhaustion. You havn’t worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted? Look, Sit down. I didn’t come down here to argue with you today. I’ve got some friends in the car…and Who?! Some associates. Dignan Yeah, Dignan, but also… *Sigh* What’s wrong with Dignan, Grace? I thought you liked Dignan. I do like Dignan, well then why do you always sigh when i say his name? But he’s a liar
And my name’s Dignan man so what?
ANTHONY : The list, Dignan. I know you
remember the list because you
signed it: Things Dignan was not
supposed to touch.
Anthony! Anthony! Bob’s gone; he stole his car!
Anthony: Why didn’t we rob your house, did you ever think of that? No I bet that never crossed your mind…………What?
Dignan: You know there’s nothing to steal from my mom and Craig.
Bob just stole his car!
Bob Maple-Thorpe, potential getaway driver, go!
Bob Maplethorp, potential getaway driver, go!
Bob stole his car… That guys got no character…
Bob’s gone. He flew the coop while we were sleeping.
Bob, remember, shield me from the bullets. They won’t shoot civilians.
BOB: His name’s not Future Man, Dignan.
DIGNAN: I know it’s not.
BOB : You don’t even know his name.
DIGNAN : Yes, I do.
BOB : What is it?
DIGNAN : Just get in the car, Bob.
BOB : What’s his name?
DIGNAN : OK, Bob. I don’t know his name. You
know why? Because I don’t care.
He’s Future Man.
Bobs gone. He stole his car.
Boy, that guy was a real chatterbox.
By the way, he was right. Just because it’s a front doesn’t mean someone doesn’t have to do the actual landscaping.
Did it ever occur to you that a landscaping business is the perfect front for an operation?
Dignan: I told you Dignan got fired, out on his ass. But in the end, I guess it’s just easier to think about yourself than it is to think about Dignan.
Does the fact that I’m trying to do it for you, do it for you?
Excuse me? Oh I don’t think so.
God, this is great, sitting here in the laundry room, you working on your vocabulary and we’re sharing tamales. It’s – it’s just – how unexpected.
Goddamn it. I’m in.
Grace, take the time to learn a foreign language. I myself never did, and I feel I have paid a price for it.
He’s out. And you’re out, too. And I dont think I’m in, either. No gang!
He’s out..you’re out too..and I don’t think I’m in either!
Her name’s Inez!
And my name’s Dignan man, so what.
How does an asshole like Bob, get a kitchen like this?
How’s an asshole like Bob get such a nice kitchen?
I cannot concentrate unless the gun is on the table!
I have got to talk to you! Look, I am sorry about this, this seems like a nice soiree, but I have got a family situation. I dont care what you think. I dont care! Uno situación mi familia!
I hope this doesn’t offend you Bob, but your brother’s an a**hole. No that doesn’t offend me at all.
I mean, come on, *name*, your seventy-five year plan isn’t really working out.
I went nuts.
I’m calling my gang! Ka-kaw! Ka-kaw!
I’m Jerry and this is my associate Cornelius
Im calling my gang. ANTHONY! CACAW……CACAW
Inez, this is Jerry, and this is my associate Cornelius
Isn’t funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I’m in jail?
Isn’t it funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I’m in jail?
It’s called Hinkley Cold Storage. Here are just a few of the key ingredients: pole vaulting, dynamite, laughing gas, choppers, can you see how incredible this is going to be? Hang gliding
kumar, keep the intensity!
Man, how did Bob get such a big penis?
My name is Jerry and this is my associate Cornelius.
My name is Jerry, this is my associate Cornelius- Anthony, what the hell is going on?
Oh, no I’m not in the Army. I just have short hair.
On the run from Johnny Law… ain’t no trip to Cleveland.
On the run from Johnny Law; this ain’t no trip to Cleveland.
Outside Hinckley Cold Storage. Scouting from a hiding place.
Dignan: Hispanic, male, non-smoker enters white van, southwest door. Mark that down.
Anthony: I did.
Dignan: There you go. Drive away just like you always do. sigh, We got it man. We know it backwards and we know it forwards because we’ve done the legwork, and we’ve done the research. And know it pays off tomorrow.
Anthony: Just gotta follow through.
Dignan: What are you working on? [Anthony hands Dignan a flip-book.] Oh, wow….a little drawing where he goes pole-vaulting over the thing. There he goes and there he is. I love it. I love it. You’re creative.
Pointless act! You don’t give a five hundred dollar tip to the housekeeper! That’s inappropriate! That’s inexcusable!
she asked me if i wanted to go water skiing of lie out and i realized aat that moment that not only did i not want to answer that question, but i never wanted to answer any question about watersports or anything else ever again.
she asked me if i wanted to go waterskiing or lie out, and i realized at that moment that not only did i not want to anwser that question, but i never wanted to answer another watersport question, or see any of these people ever again
Stockers – stockers…..where are the other stockers??!!
– Who Robby? he might be in literature…that’s his section.
Talk Stretch!
that IS Mr. Henry. He IS a very talented thief.
That’s a good hair…That’s a good haircut right there. Parted on the side like that.
Then you my friend are a fool! Bob, let’s go! A damned fool!
They’ll never catch me man, because I’m fucking innocent
They’ll never catch me, man…’cause I’m fuckin’ innocent.
They’re not gonna catch me. Because I’m fucking innocent.
Things are going really great. I mean, the other day he looks at me and says, ‘*name*, just because you’re a f–Kup doesn’t mean you’re not my brother.’
We want you on the team….if youll have us
We’ll get him. We’ll get him. Man, dont worry about that, we’ll get him. And when we do, we’ll blow up his car, do something. I can guarantee you that. What makes me furious is thinking about the look on Bob’s fat face, thinking he pulled one over on us. I tell you another thing. If our paths cross again, you’re gonna see a side of Dignan that you havent seen before. A sick, sadistic side, cause I’m furious at Bob.
we’ll light that firecraker when we get to it.
Well does the fact that I’m trying to do it for you do it for you?
well hey, you look like a little banana
well i was over at my friend Liz’s house when she asked me if i would rather waterski or just lay out and then i relized…not only did i not want to answer THAT question i didn’t want to answer antother watersports question or see these people again for the rest of my life
What a lemon! One minute it’s running like a top, and the next it’s broken down on the side of the road. And I can’t fix a car like this, because I don’t have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I don’t know if I could fix a car like this!
when i was little i wanted to know what caused thunder
Yeah his name’s Anthony, and I’m Dignon.
You know, when did Grace get so cynical
You’ve gotta get me one of those jumpsuits.
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