…and these children that you spit on,
as they try to change their worlds are
immune to your consultations. They’re
quite aware of what they’re going through…
– David Bowie
Well, I don’t know any lepers either, but I’m not gonna run out and join one of their fuckin’ clubs.
Brian: But what we found out is that each
one of us is a brain
Andrew: …and an athlete…
Allison:…and a basket case…
Claire: …and a princess…
Bender: …and a criminal…
Hey how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll ALL get up, it’ll be ANARCHY!
I never did it either. I’m not a nymphomaniac. I’m a compulsive liar.
I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights.
#1- What was that ruckus? #2- Uh, what ruckus? #1- I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus. #3- Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won’t be needing a drink. Naked lady says……………………….oh shit!
(1) are there any questions (2) yeah, does barry manalow know you raid his closet
(1) whats ur name (2)Claire (1)CLAIRE?? (2)yes Clair its a family name (1) nah that a fat girls name
(1) You have problems (2) Oh, I have problems! (1) YOU DO EVERYHTING EVERYONE TELL YOU TO DO AND THAT IS A PROBLEM. (2) OK fine, but I didn’t dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems.
(1):So,what what are we having? (2):Just your standard everyday lunch.(1)Milk?(2) Soup…Apple Juice.(1)I can read… PB&J with the crusts cut off.Well Brian this is a very nutritious lunch, all the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers, (2) No, Mr. Johnson.
(1)What’s your poison? (2) Vodka….(1)you drink vodka?? when? (2)whenever…(1)lots? (2) tons!
(Bender) Hey how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up we’ll all get up. It’ll be ANARCHY!
(Bender) Son? Yeah dad? How’s your day pal? Great dad, how’s yours? Super. Say son, how’d you like to go fishing this weekend? Great dad…but I’ve got homework to do. That’s alright. You can do it on the boat. Gee… thanks dad. Dear, isn’t our son swell? Yes dear, isn’t life swell? Oh…*kiss* Oh…*kiss* *punch*
(Bender): Carl? (Carl): What? (Bender): How does one become a janitor? (Carl): You wanna be a janitor? (Bender): No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts. (Carl): You guys think I’m some kind of peasant to pee on? Maybe so. But following around after shitheads like you for the last 13 years I’ve learned a couple of things. I look through your letters, I look through your lockers, I listen to your conversations….you don’t know that but I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends. By the way that clock’s 30 minutes fast.(Brian): Shit!
(Bender): Hey……Cherry…..do YOU belong to the physics club? (Claire): That’s an academic club! (Bender): So? (Claire): So academic clubs aren’t the same as other kinds of clubs. (Bender): Ah, but to dorks like him….they are!
(Brian) You wear tights? (Andrew) No, I wear the required uniform.
(Dick)Grab some wood there, bub.
(Dick)I’ll be there….I’ll be there and I’m going to knock your dick in the dirt.
(Vernon) Don’t mess with the bull young man…you’ll get the horns.
-Carl, how does one become a janitor? -You want to be a janitor? -No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor. See, Andrew here is considering a career in the custodial arts.
-Claire? -Claire,it’s a family name. -No, it’s a fat girl’s name
-I don’t have any friends…-Yeah, but if you did…
-Speak for yourself. -You think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language.
-Why do you have a fake id?
-To vote
…Each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a headcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Signed, the Breakfast Club
…PB&J with the crusts cut off. Well Brian, this is a very nutricious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
…when you grow up, your heart dies.
1) Are your parents aware of this?
2)The only person I told was my shrink.
3)And what did he do when you told him?
2) He nailed me.
4)Very nice.
2)I don’t think that from a legal standpoint what he did could be construde as rape since I paid him.
1) Claire, it’s a family name 2) no, it’s a fat girl name.
1) Did your mother marry Mr. Rogers? 2)No, Mr. Johnson.
1) I can’t believe you can’t get me
out of this…I mean it’s so absurd
I have to be here on a Saturday!
It’s not like I’m a defective or
anything…
2)
I’ll make it up to you…Honey,
ditching class to go shopping
doesn’t make you a defective. Have
a good day.
1) I hate you! 2) Yeah!? Good!
1) I take shop…you must be a fuckin’
idiot!
2)
I’m a fuckin’ idiot because I can’t
make a lamp?
3)
No, you’re a genius because you
can’t make a lamp…
4)
What do you know about Trigonometry?
5)
I could care less about
Trigonometry…
6)
Bender, did you know without
Trigonometry there’d be no
engineering?
7)
Without lamps, there’d be no light!
1) Is that for real? 2) You wanna come over some time?
1) My office…is right across that hall. Any
monkey business is ill-advised…
any questions?
2)
Yeah…I got a question.
Does Barry Manilow know you raid his
wardrobe?
1) Son! 2) Yeah dad? 1) how’s your day pal? 2) Great dad! 1) son, how’d ya like to go fishing this weekend? 2) Great dad!, aww but iv’e got homework to do.1)that’s ok son, you can do it on the boat! gee, isn’t our sone swell? 3)yes, isn’t life swell?
1) That’s apple juice…
2)
I can read! PB & J with the crusts
cut off…Well Brian, this is a
very nutritous lunch, all the food
groups are represented. Did your
mom marry Mr. Rogers?
3)
Uh, no, Mr. Johnson…
4)
Ahhh….
1) This is the worst fake ID I’ve ever
seen…
2)
Do you realize you made yourself
sixty eight?
3)
Oh, I know…I know, I goofed it…
4)
What do you need a fake ID for?
5)
So I can vote!
1) Uh Carl? 2) What?
3) Can I ask you a question?
4)
Sure…
5)
How does one become a janitor?
6)
You wanna be a janitor?
7)
No I just wanna know how one becomes
a janitor because Andrew here, is
very interested in pursuing a
career in the custodial arts…
1) Why didn’t you want me to know you
were a virgin?
2)
Because it’s personal business, it’s
my personal, private business.
3)
Well Brian, it doesn’t sound like
you’re doing any business…
1) You lost? [cut to different scene then return ] Why’d you do that. 2) Cause I knew you wouldn’t.
1) You wear tights?
2) I wear the required uniform.
1) Tights.
1) You’re an idiot. 2) I’m an idiot because I can’t make a lamp? 1) No, you’re a GENIUS because you can’t make a lamp.
1). Uh, Carl? 2). What? 1). Can I ask you a question? 2). Sure. 1). How does one become a janitor? 2). You wanna be a janitor? 1). No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.
1)are all of these your girlfriends?
2)some i concider my girlfriends and others i just concider
1)concider what?
2)whether or not i wanna hang out with them
1)Excuse me dork, what are you blabbering about?
2)uh, what i had said was, I’m in the math club, the latin club, and the physics club. physics club.
1)hey if i lose my temper you’re totally man!! 2)totally? 1)totally!!
1)hey johnson! how about you go close that door and we’ll get the prom queen impregnated!!
1)HEY, what’s your name?…2)Claire.1)Claire? 2) yeah, it’s a family name. 2) No No, that’s a fat girl,s name…2) I am not fat! 1) no, not yet you aren’t…in about 5 years you will be
1)It wouldn’t have anything to do with you activities people being assholes.. now would it? 2) Well you wouldn’t know, you don’t even any of us 1) Well I don’t know any lepers either but I’m not gonna run out and join one of their fuckin’ clubs
1)It wouldn’t have anything to do with you activities people being assholes.. now would it? 2) Well you wouldn’t know, you don’t even know any of us 1) Well I don’t know any lepers either but I’m not gonna run out and join one of their fuckin’ clubs
1)Theres nothing to do when you’re locked in a vacancy.
2)Well, speak for yourself.
1)Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language.
1)Ugh! Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
2)Well the forst few times-
1)First few times? You mean you did it more than once?
2)Sure.
1)Are you crazy?
3)Obviously she’s crazy if she’s screwing a shrink.
1)Were you totally disgusted by what I did with my lipstick?
2)Truth? *nods* No.
1)what is that?
2)sushi?
1)you wont accept a guys tounge in your mouth but you’re gunna eat that
2)can i just eat my lunch
1)i dunno try
1)what is that? 2)sushi 1)sushi? 2)yeah raw fish, seaweed, and rice 1)you wont except a guy’s tounge in your mouth but you’ll eat that? 2)can i eat? 1)iono give it a try!
1)why do you have so much shit in your purse?
2)why do you have do many girlfriends?
1)i asked you first?
2)i dunno i guess i never throw anything out
1)me neither
2)ohh
1)You get along with your parents?
2)Well, if I say yes I’m an idiot, right?
1)You’re an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you’re a liar too.
1)You wear tights? 2)No I wear the required uniform! 1)TIghts? 2)SHUT UP!!
1-I’m not fat.
2-Well, not at present, but I can see you’re really pushing maximum density
1-why’d you do that?
2-because i knew you wouldn’t.
1. Claire? Wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts? It’s pretty tasty. 2 No, thank you. 1. How do you think he rides a bike? …Oh, Claire? Would you ever consider dating a guy like this? 2. Can’t you just leave me alone? 1. I mean if he had a great personality, was a good dancer, and had a cool car? Although, you’d probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun. 2. You know what I wish I was doing? 1. Oh! Watch what you say, Brian here is a cherry. 3. A cherry? 2. I wish I was on a plane… to France. 3. I’m not a cherry. 1. When have you ever gotten laid? 3. I’ve LAID lots of times. 1. Name one. 3. She lives in Canada. I met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn’t know her. 1. Ever laid anyone around here? 3. Shhh. *motions to Claire* 1. Oooh. You and Claire did it. 2. What are you talking about? 3. Nothing. Nothing. Let’s just drop it okay? We’ll talk about it later. 2. No, drop what? What are you talking about? 1. Well, Brian’s trying to tell me that in addition to the NUMBER of girls in the Niagara Falls area that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse. 2. Little pig. 3. No I’m not. John said I was a cherry and I said I wasn’t. That’s it. That’s all that was said. 1. Well then what were you motioning to Claire for? 2. You know I don’t appreciate this very much, Brian. 3. He is lying. 1. Oh. You weren’t motioning to Claire? 3. You know he’s lying right? 1. Were you or were you not motioning to Claire? 3. Yeah, but it was only– It was only because I didn’t want her to know I was a virgin. Okay? Excuse me for being a virgin I’m sorry. 2. Why didn’t you want me to know you were a virgin? 3. Because it’s personal business. It’s my personal private business. 1. Well, Brian, it doesn’t like you’re doing any business. 2. I think it’s ok for a guy to be a virgin. 3. You do? 2. *Nods*
1. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
2. Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.
1. That was marijuana! That was marijuana! Do you approve of this? 2. Shut up!
1.is that for real?2.you wanna come over sometime?3.thats bullshit its all part of your image.2.you dont beleive me? 3.no 2.no? 3.did i studder? 2.see this? its about the size of a cigar.do i studder? this is what you get at my house for spilling paint in the garage. now, i dont think i need to hang out with you fucking dildos anymore.
1.Keep Your FUCKIN’ Hands off me!!!
2.Uhhh.. Dick,excuse me, Rich,wil milk be made available?
3.A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2pound salami under the other. The lady lays the poodle on the bar, bartender says, I guess you won’t be needing a drink, Blondde says…..OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!
1.What if your dope was on fire? 2. That’s impossible sir, it’s in Johnson’s shorts.
1.You are such a fucking idiot. 2. I’m an idiot because I don’t know how to make a lamp?
1. No. You’re a genius because you don’t know how to make a lamp.
1.You wear tights?
No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
so Tights. Shut up!
2.What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was on fire?
Impossible, sir. Its in Johnson’s underwear.
1: Is this the first time or the last time we do this? 2:Last 1:Well, get in there and use this time to your advantage 2:Mom, we’re not supposed to study, we just have to sit there and do nothing. 2: well, mister, you figure out a way to study 3:yeah 2:well go!
1: What do you need a fake I.D. for?
2: So I can vote!
1: What if your home… what if your family… what if your *dope* was on fire?
2: Impossible, sir. It’s in Johnson’s underwear.
1:no no no man no ya gotta middle name? 2:your middle name is ralph as in puke.
Person 1 Here’s my impression of life at Big Bri’s house…
Voice1: Son? Voice2: Yeah Dad? Voice1: How’s your day pal? Voice2: Great Dad! How’s yours? Voice1: SUPER!!!…Say Son, how’s you like to go…FISHING this weekend?!Voice2: Great Dad, but i’ve got home work to do :-( Voice1: That’s alright son, you can do it ON THE BOAT!
Voice1: Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloaded son-of-a-bitch, retarded, big-mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk! Voice2: You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful!
Voice1: SHUT UP BITCH! Go fix me turkey pot pie
>What is your dope was on fire?
>Impossible sir, it’s in Johnson’s underwear
A blonde walks into a bar carrying a poodle under one arm…and a foot long salami under the other. The bartender looks at the blonde and says Well, I guess you wont be needing anything to drink… and the blonde says….OOOOOH SHIT!
a naked blond walks in to a bar with a poodle under one are and a two foot salami under the other she puts the dog on the table and the bar tender says i suppose u wont be needing a drink. The naked blond says OH SHIT
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other she lays the poodle on the bar and the bartender says, so i guess you won’t be needing a drink with that. Naked lady say….oh shit!!!!!!!!
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other, she lays the poodle on the table, the bartender says I suppose you won’t be needing a drink, the blonde says OHHHHH SHHHHIIT!
Actually there are exits located on either side of the library…..(everyone else hushes him)
And as far as being concerned about what’s gonna happen when you and I walk down the hallways of school together, you can forget it cuz it’s never gonna happen. Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom.
And when I say essay, I don’t mean a single word repeated a thousand times. Is that clear Mr. Bender?
Andrew
Andrew Clark
andrew here is thinking about a career in the costodial arts.
andrew: my god, are we gonna be like our parents?
claire:not me…ever…
allison:it’s unavoidable, it just happens
claire:what happens?
allison:when you grow up, your heart dies.
Andrew: Oh let’s face it; you don’t have any goals.
Bender: Oh but i do.
Andrew: Yea?
Bender: I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights!
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: No I don’t wear tights; I wear the required uniform.
Brian: Tights…
Andrew: Shut up!
Andrew: What’s up? Ok…What’s your poison? What do you like to drink? Allison: VODKA! Andrew: When do you drink vodka? Allison: Whenever!
Andy, do you wanna get in on this? Allison here wants to run away because her home life is unsatisfying….well everyone’s home life is unsatisfying….yeah but i think this goes beyond what normal guys like you and me consider normal unsatisfying
Andy- Yeah well, you wouldn’t know anything about it, faggot! You’ve never competed for anything in your whole life.
Bender (laughs)- Ah, I know, and I feel all empty inside because of it, I have such a DEEP ADMIRATION for guys who roll around on the floor with other guys,
Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady?
a] What if your house, what if your stuff, what if your DOPE was on fire? b] Impossible, sir. It’s in Johnson’s underpants.
B-O-O H-O-O
B-O-O-H-O-O
Being bad feels pretty good huh.
Being bad feels pretty good, eh?
Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
Believe THIS, huh? It’s about the size of a cigar. Do I STUTTER? Ya see this is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage.
Bender- Well Brian, this is a very nutricious meal. All the food groups represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian- No, Mr. Johnson
Bender- Here’s my impression of life at Big Bri’s house…. Son? Yeah dad? How’s your day pal? Great dad, how’s yours? Super. Say son, how’d ya like to go fishing this weekend? Great dad…but i’ve got homework to do. That’s alright, son, you can do it on the boat! Gee…thanks dad. Dear isn’t our son swell? Yes dear, isn’t life swell? Oh…*kiss* Oh…*kiss* *punch*
bender: for better hallway vision
Bender: Hey how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up we’ll all get up it’ll be anarchy.
Bender: I don’t know any lepers either, but I’m not about to run out and join one of their f***in’ clubs.
bender: I forgot my pencil!
Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won’t be needing a drink. Naked lady says–
[The ceiling gives way.]
Bender: oh shit!
Bender: Obsciene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.
Claire: I’m not that pristine.
Bender: Oh really.. Are you a virgin? I’ll bet you a million dollar that you are.
Bender: Ooh, and wouldn’t that be a bite, huh? Oo, missin’ a whole wrestling meet..
Andy: Yeah, well, you wouldn’t know anything about it, faggot! You’ve never competed for anything in your whole life.
Bender (laughs): Ahh, I know, and I’m all empty inside because of it, I have such a DEEP ADMIRATION for guys who roll around on the floor with other guys.
Bender: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
Bender: That’s very clever sir, but what if there is a fire? I think that endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture of your carreer. Vernon: Alright, move this, get this out of here.. Johnson: Actually there are exits at either end of the library. Bender: SHOW DICK SOME RESPECT!
Bender: That’s very clever sir, but what if there’s a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would not be wise at this junction of your career.
bender: why’d you do that?
clair: cause i knew you wouldn’t
Bender: You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn’t I be outstanding in that capasity.
Bender:what do you say we close that door? we can’t have any kind of party with Vernon checkin us out every 2 seconds
Better stop eatin’ your hand or you won’t be hungry for lunch.
Brian Johnson:
Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club
Brian was just telling me that you and he are presently riding the hobby horse
Brian: I’m in the Math Club…The Physics Club, too.
Well, what I said was…I’m in the Math Club, the Latin Club, and the Physics…Physics Club.
Brian: Who am I? Who am I? I’m the Walrus . . .
Brian:I can’t have an F, I can’t have it and I know my parents can’t have it! Even if I aced the rest of the semester, I’m still only a B. And everything’s ruined for me! Claire:(with pity)Oh Brian… Brian:So I considered my options, you know? Claire:No! Killing yourself is not an option! Brian:Well I didn’t do it, did I? No,I don’t think so!
Brian:You know, I can answer that right now sir…That’d be no for me.’cause…Vernon:Sit down Johnson…Brian:Thank you sir…
Brian:You were tights? Andrew:No, I wear the required uniform. ANdrew:Tights. Andrew:Shut up!
C’mon Sporto, level with me. . . Do you slip her the hot. . . beef. . . injection?
Shut up!
Go to hell!
Can you describe the ruckus?
Can you hear this? (the finger, pointing down)You want me to turn it up?
Carl, how does one become a janitor?
Chicks cannot hold their smoke that is what it is…..
chicks cant hold they smoke, dats what it is.
Claire!?! That’s a fat girl’s name
Claire’s a fat girls name.
Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? If you went on a date with him you’d probably have to ride in the back seat because his nuts would ride shotgun.
Claire….anwser the question claire
Claire: You know, you really look a lot better without that black shit in your eyes.
Allison: Hey…I like that black shit.
Claire: Can I eat? Bender: I don’t know…give it a try.
Claire: If Brian came up to you in the hall, you’d say hi to him and than once he left you’d cut him down so your buddies wouldn’t actually think you were friends with him.
Andrew: No way, i wouldn’t do that.
Allison: What if i came up to you and said hi
Claire: It’d be the same exact thing.
John: You are a BITCH!
Claire: NO I NEVER DID IT!
Alison: I never did it either. I’m not a mynphomaniac. I’m a compulive liar.
Claire: You are such a bitch!
Claire: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes.
Allison Reynolds: Hey, I like all that black shit… Why are you being so nice to me?
Claire: Because you’re letting me.
claire? your name is claire? (its a family name) its a fat girl’s name (oh gee thanks) youre welcome (im not fat) no but i can see that you are really pushing maximum density here. you see there are two kinds of fat people, people who were born fat and will always be fat and fat people who were once skiny and then became fat. you see youll get married and squeeze out a few puppies and then bluhhhmm bluhhmm.
come on sporto level with me.. did u give her the hot beef injection
Come on, Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
Could you describe the ruckus sir?
Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
could you describe the ruckus?
Dad: Hey son,how was your day today? Son: great,dad,how was yours? Dad:Super!Say son, how would you like to go fishing this weekend? Son:great,dad! But I have homework! Dad:That’s OK son, you can do it on the boat! Son:GEE!!!! Dad:Isn’t our son,swell? Mom:Yes,dear; isn’t life swell? Dad: Yes,dear.
Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you wanna see us. In the simplest terms, the most convenient definitions, of what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club
Dear Mr. Vernon. We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong but we think you’re crazy making us write this essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us..in the simplest terms..you see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket-case, a princess and a criminal.
Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely Yours, the Breakfast Club.
dear mr.vernon we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong but we think youre crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are you can see us how you want to see us in the simplest terms in the most convenient definitions but what we found out is that each one of us is a brain and an athlete a princess a basketcase and a criminal does that answer your question sincerely yours ~BlAnK~
Dick, excuse me, Rich, will mike be made availble to us?
Dick:Carl, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Carl: When I grew up I wanted to be John Lennon.
Did I stutter?
did your dad marry Mr. Rodgers? No, Mr. Johnson…
did your mom marry Mr. Rodgers? 2)uh, No, Mr.Johnson
did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
uh no…Mr. Johnson
did your mom mrry Mr. Rodgers? 2)uh, No, Mr.Johnson
Do I stutter?
Do you always carry this much shit in your bag
Do you always carry this much shit in your bag?
Do you always carry this much shit in your bag? (I always carry this much shit in my bag, you never know when you may have to jam)
Do you know how popular I am at this school? I am sooo popular!!
Do you want me to puke?
Do you want to know what I did to get in here? Nothing, I had nothing better to do. You’re laughing ..[laughs]
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
Does Barry Manilow know you raided his closet?
Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe?
Don’t ever talk about my friends, you don’t know any of my friends, you don’t look at any of my friends, and you certainly wouldn’t condesend to speak with any of my friends. Just stick to the things you know; shopping, nail polish, your dad’s BMW, and your poor rich drunk mother in the Carribean. And as for worrying about what will happen when we walk through the hallways of school together you can forget it, cuz its never gonna happen. Just bury your head in the sand, and waiting for your fucking prom!
Don’t mess with a bull son. You’ll get the horns.
Don’t you ever compare yourself to me. You’ve got everything, I’ve got shit.
Don’t you ever talk about my friends! You don’t know any of my friends. You don’t look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn’t condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father’s BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean.
dont mess with a bull young man you’ll getthe horns
Dont You Forget About Me – Simple Minds
Fire In The Twilight – Wang Chung
Dork, your a parents wet dream
Eat my shorts!
EAT… MY… SHORTS!
Excuse me a sec…what are you blabbin about?
excuse me sir, why would anybody want to steal a screw?
Excuse me, sir? I think there’s been a mistake.I know it’s detention, but…um…I don’t think I belong in here…
excuse me, what are you babbling about?
Face it; you’re a Neo-maxi zoom dweebie.
Forgot my pen.
Fuck you! Why didn’t you listen to John? That’s it were dead! No, not all of us…just me. I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER!
Grab some wood there bud. Do you think I was born yesterday?
Have I made myself clear? CHRYSTAL!
He gets up…We’ll all get up…It’ll be anarchy!
He’ll get up! We’ll all get up! It’ll be anarchy!
He’ll get up, we’ll all get up, it’ll be anarchy!!
He’ll get up, we’ll all get up, it’ll be anarchy!!!
He’ll stand up, we’ll all stand up; It’ll be anarchy!
Here’s a picture of a guy with elephantitus of the nuts!! Would you ever date a guy like that? I mean if he had a nice car and everythign? Except you would have to ride in the back cuz his nuts would ride shotgun!!
Here’s my impression of life at big Bri’s house
Son?
Yeah Dad?
How was your day,pal?
Great Dad, how’s yours?
Super! Say son, how’d you like to go fishing this weekend?
Great Dad, but i’ve got homework to do.
That’s alright son…you can do it on the boat!
Dear isn’t our son swell?
Yes, dear, isn’t life swell?
Here’s my impression of life at big Bri’s house. ~Son! ~Yeah Dad! ~How was your day? ~Swell!
HEY CHERRY!!
Hey Dick!! Excuse me Rich will milk be made available to us?!!
hey how come andrew gets to get up? if he gets up…..we’ll all get up!! it’ll be anarchy! it’s outa my hands
hey son how’d you like to go fishing today? great dad!! aawww but i have homework to do!! o thats okay son you can do it on the boat!! gee thanks dad!! hun isnt our son swell!! yes dear isnt life swell!! awww (smooch) aww (smooch)
Hey Sporto! What did you do to get detention? Forget to wash your jock? You’re the guy who taped Larry’s buns together?
Hey why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up! It’ll be anarchy!
Hey! How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up! It’ll be anarchy!
Hey, Cherry! Do you belong to the Physics club?
Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up . . . we’ll all get up . . . it’ll be anarchy!
Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up, it’ll be anarchy!
Hey, I screwed around…guys screw around, there’s nothing wrong with
that. Except you got caught, Sport.
Hey…Cherry…DO YOU belong to the physics club?
How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up. It’ll be ANARCHY!
How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up… it’ll be ANARCHY!
I am a Walrus
i am the eyes and ears of the institution
I can’t believe you can’t get me out of this. I mean it’s so absurd
I have to be here on a Saturday! It’s not like I’m a defective or
anything.
I do not wear tights, I wear the required uniform.
I don’t have it…screws fall out all of the time, the world’s an imperfect place…
I don’t know any lepers either, but I am not going to run out and join one of their fucking clubs!
I don’t know any lepers either, but I’m not going join any of their fucking clubs.
I DON’T THINK I HAVE TO SIT WITH YOU FUCKING DILDOS ANY MORE
I don’t think it really counts as rape… because I payed him to do it.
I don’t wanna get into this with you man (why not) cuz I’d kill you!! I’d kill you and your fucking parents would kill me and I don’t care enough about you to bother!!
I don’t want to get into this with you man….Why not?…Cause I’ll kill you…It’s real simple, I’ll kill you and you’re fucking parents will sue me, it’ll be a big mess and I don’t care enough about you to bother…
I expect you to use the time to your advantage.
Mom, were not suppose to study we’re just suppose to sit there. Well, Mister, you get in there and you find a way to study!
i got you for the rest of your natural born life, instead of going to prison you’ll come here
i had to wear my dad’s shoes see my mom doesnt like me wearing other peoples shoes one time my cousin he smoked pot and then he started eating all this wierd food and no one talked to him anymore it was kinda like the twilight zone..
I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.
I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.
I never did it either. I’m not a nymphomaniac, I’m a compulsive liar.
I Never Did It!!!
I think your dad and my dad should get together and go bowling.
I WANNA B AN AIRBORNE RANGER!!
I wanna be an air force ranger!
i wanna be an airbourne ranger…there’re are five i wanna ride before i die…automobile……
I wanna be just like you…all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
I’ll give you the answer to that question Mr.Bender next saturday.
I’m a Walrus…..
I’m thinkin of trying out for a scholarsheeeeeup!
if Andrew get up, we’ll get up it ‘ll be anarchy..
If Andrew gets up, we’ll all get up, It’ll be Anarchy!
If he gets up, we’ll ALL get up…..IT’LL BE ANARCHY!
IF I have to come back in here one more time i’m cracking skulls
if i have to come in here one more time i’m crackin skulls
If I lose my temper, you’re totalled. Totally? Totally.
If we were in school right now i’d waste you
Impossible sir, it’s in Johnson’s underwear.
impossible, sir. its in johnson’s underwear
Is it ganna be a white weddin’
Is this lound enough or would you like me to turn it up?
It was a banner fucking year at the ______ family! Old man handed me a carton of cigarettes and said, ‘Smoke up, Johnny!’
it was a flare gun!
it was a flare gun. it went off in my locker…shut up, it’s not funny…yea I guess it is…the fucking elephant was destroyed!
It was a real fuckin’ christmas at the old Bender household,my old man gave a carton of cigarettes,he said hey,Johnny Boy smoke up.
It was kinda weird because my mom doesn’t like me wearing other peoples shoes…
It’ll be Anarchy!!!!
It’s absurd I have to be here on a Saturday. It’s not like I’m defective or anything.
It’s apple juice.- I CAN READ!
It’s in Brian’s underpants, sir.
It’s the schiz, huh?
J-Brian here says you and him are currently riding the hobby horse
C-You little pig!
John Bender
John Bender: Hey, Cherry! Do you belong to the physics club?
Claire Standish: That’s an academic club.
John Bender: So?
Claire Standish: So academic clubs aren’t the same as other kinds of clubs.
John Bender: Ah…but to dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?
Brian Johnson: In physics we…uh…we talk about physics, properties of physics.
John Bender: So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?
John: Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian: You wear tights?
Andy: No, I don’t wear tights, I wear the required uniform.
Brian: Tights.
Andy: Shut up.
John: so carl, how does one become a janitor?
Carl: you wanna be a janitor??
John: no i was just interested in how one BECOMES a janitor because Brian here is very interested in a career in the custodial arts.
Just as I thought…you’re a gutless turd!
Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fuckin’ prom!!
Let’s get the prom queen IMpregnated!
lets dance
look, i can see u getting all bunged up for them making u wear those clothes, but face it, ur a neo-maxi-zoom dweebie. what would u be doing if u werent out making urself a better citizen?
middle name ..Ralph…as in puke…
Molay really pumps my nads
My home life is un-satis-fying.
My homelife is unsatifying!!
next time i come in here i’m cracking skulls
next time i come in here im crackin skulls
NO, I NEVER DID IT!
Now the next time i have to come in here, i’m cracking skulls
O yeah cuz I have this DEEP admiration for guy who roll around on the floor with other guys!!
Oh by the way- that clock’s 20 minutes fast.
Oh God, you richies are so smart, that’s exactly why I’m not heavy into activities
Oh shit, what are we suppose to do if we have to take a piss? gotta go you gotta go.
PB and J with the ends cut off
PB&J with the crusts cut off. Well Brian, this is a very nutricious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Person 1: I wear the required uniform Person 2:tights
Questions?
REASONS FOR DETENTION:
(1)John Bender (pulling a fire alarm); (2) Claire Standish (cutting class to go shopping); (3) Brian Ralph Johnson (bringing a flare gun to school); (4) Andrew Clarke (taping a kid’s butt-cheeks together);
and (5) Allison Reynolds (nothing).
RUCKUS? WHAT RUCKUS?
Saturday…March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois.
60062. Dear Mr. Vernon…We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong.
What we did WAS wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are, what do you care? You see us as you want to see us…in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at seven o’clock this morning.We were brainwashed.
screws fall out all the time
Screws fall out all the time sir. The world’s an imperfect place.
Screws fall out all the time sir…the world’s an imperfect place..
SCREWS FALL OUT ALL THE TIME THE WORLDS AN UNPERFECT PLACE
Screws fall out all the time, sir. The world’s an imperfect place.
Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place.
Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place.
Screws fall out all the time…The world is an imperfect place.
Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
See I dont think…that i need to sit with you FUCKIN DILDO’s anymore.
See this, it’s about the size of a cigar, DO I STUTTER?!? This is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage. See I don’t think that I need to sit with you fucking dilldos anymore.
See this? About the size of a cigar. This is what you get at my house when you spill paint in the garage. Do I stutter?
see this? its about the size of a ciguar. See this is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage. DO I STUDDER? DO I STUDDER?
See…chicks can’t hold there smoke…that’s what is is.
Show Dick Some Respect!
Shut up Peewee!
SHUT YOR HOLE, WANG CHUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smoke Um Up Jonny
Smoke Up Johnnie!!
So are you two like boyfriend girlfriend? Love birds? Come on sporto level with me, do you slip her the hot beef injection (GO TO HELL!!!!)
So it’s kind of social, SAD and DEMENTED, but social.
So it’s sort of social – demented and sad – but social, right?
So it’s sort of social. Demented and sad, but social.
So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?
So you can see us as you wanna see us. In our own words and simplest deffinitions we see ourselves as a brain, an athelte, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal.
So, are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? C’mon sporto level with me… do you slip her the hot beef injection?
So, it’s sorta social.. demented and sad, but social, right?
So. so! are you two boyfriend-girlfriend? steady dates? LOVERS?
son! how’s your day?
son! how’s your day? great dad how’s yours. great! say son, you wanna go fising this weekend? id love to dad but i got homework to do. thats alright son you can do it on the boat.gee
Son! Yeah Dad! How’s your day pal! Great Dad, how’s yours! Super! Hey son, how’d you like to go fishing this weekend! Great Dad, But I’ve got homework to do! That’s all right son, you can do it on the boat! Geee! Dear isn’t our son swell? Yes dear, isn’t life swell?
Stoopid, worthless, no good god damn freeloading son of a bitch, retarded bigmouth know-it-all asshole jerk….you forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful–SHUTUP BITCH! Go fetch me a turkey pot pie!
Stupid, worthless, no good, god damn, free-loading, son of a bitch, retared, big-mouth, know it all, asshole, jerk… you forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful
Stupid, worthless, no good, god damn, freeloading son-of-a-bitch…You forgot lazy, stupid, and disrespectful…Shutup Bitch and make me a turkey pot pie…What about you, Dad? FUCK YOU!! No, Dad, what about you? FUCK YOU!!!! NO, DAD, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up bitch…go fix me a turkey pot pie. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. Dad, what about you? Fuck YOU.
Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried
Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.
Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. So… so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
That girl is an island to herself…
That man is a brownie hound.
That man… is a brownie hound.
That’s the last time bender you make me look bad in front of those kids, I make $31 000 a year and I have a home and I’m not going to throw it away on some punk like you but some day when your out of here and they forgotten about you and your caught up in your own pathetic life, I’m gonna be there and I’m gonna kick the living shit out of you man, I’m gonna knock your dick in the dirt!
That’s very clever sir, but what if there’s a fire? Endangering the lives of children would be quite unwise at this juncture in your career.
Thats 30 minutes for lunch girls
THE NEXT TIME I COME IN HERE I’M CRAKIN’ SKULLS!
The next time I have to come in here, I’m crackin’ skulls.
The world’s an imperfect place, sir. Screws fall out all the time.
This is my impression of a day at big Bri’s house. Son!? Yea, dad? How was your day? Great, dad! How was yours? Super! Say, son, how’d you like to go fishing this weekend?! Great, dad! But, I’ve got homework to do. Thats ok, son, you can do it on the boat! Gee! Honey, isn’t our son swell? Yes dear, isn’t life swell?
Two hits me hittin you, you hittin the floor any time you’re ready pal!!
Two hits, me hittin you, you hittin the floor
Two hits- me hitting you, you hitting the floor.
Two hits.
Me hitting you, you hitting the floor.
Two hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor.
Two hits: me hittin’ you, you hittin’ the floor.
Vernon: What was that ruckus?! Andrew: Uh, what ruckus? Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus. Brian: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
Vernon: What would you do if your home, your family, your dope was on fire? Bender: Impossible, sir. It’s in Johnson’s underwear.
Vernon: what’d you wanna be when you were a kid?
Carl: When i was a kid i wanted to be John Lennon.
Vernon:Well, well here we are. I want to congratulate you for being on time. Claire:Excuse ms, sir, I think there’s been a mistake. I know this is detention but I don’t think I belong in HERE. Vernon:It is now 7:06, you have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about why you’re here, ponder the error of your ways. You may not talk, youwill not move from these seats. And you…you will not sleep. Alright, people, we are going to try something a little different today. We are going to write an essay, no less than a thousand words describing to me who you think you are. Bender:Is this a test? Vernon:And when I say essay, I mean essay, I do not mean a single word repeated 1000 times. Is that clear, Mr. Bender? Bender:Crystal. Vernon:Good. Maybe you’ll learn alittle something about yoyrself, maybe you’ll decide whether you care to return. Brian:I can answer that now, sir, that’d be no, no for me, sir ca… Vernon:Sit down, Mr. Johnson. Brian:Yes, sir.
Very smart sir, but what if theres a fire? I think blocking fire exits and endangering the lives of children would be unwise in this juncture in your career.
Wake up! Who has to go to the lavatory?
Wanna see what’s in my bag???
Watch it… you mess with the bull.. you’ll get the horns
We’re all pretty bizarre, it’s just that some people are better at hiding it.
Well along with the numerous girls in the Niagra Falls area, Brian has just informed me that you and him are riding the hobby horse.
Well Brian just told me that you and he are presently riding the hobby horse
Well Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your Mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Well Bryan it doesn’t sound like you’re doing any business
Well did you know that without physics there would
be no engineering?……without lamps ther’d be no light!
Well everyone’s home lives are un-
satisfying…If it wasn’t, people
would live with there parents
forever…
well i dont know any lepers but i’m not about to join one of their fuckin clubs
well let’s run out and join the wrestling team. I figure all i need is a lobotomy and tights.
Well not at present but I could see you really pushing maximum density! You see, I’m not sure if you know this…but there are two kinds of fat people. There’s fat people that were born to be fat, and then there’s fat people that were once thin but they became fat…so when you look at them you can sorta see that thin person inside! You see, you’re gonna get married, you’re gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then,uh…
well we’re all bizzare, some on us are just better at hiding it.
Well, Brian here says that in addition to the numerous girls in the Niagra Falls area, you and him are riding the hobby horse.
Well, I don’t know any lepers, but I’m not going to run out and join one of their fucking clubs
Well, I don’t know any leppers either, but I’m not going to join one of their fucking clubs
Well, if you say you haven’t done it, you’re a prude, if you say you have you’re a slut. It’s a trap. You want to, but you can’t, and when you do, you wish you didn’t.
Well, if you say you haven’t, you’re a prude. If you say you have you’re a slut. It’s a trap. You want to but you can’t, and when you do you wish you didn’t, right?
Well, if you say you haven’t, you’re a prude. If you say you have you’re a slut. It’s a trap. You want to but you can’t, and when you do you wish you didn’t, right?
What are we haveing?- just your stanard regular lunch…-milk?- no soup,apple juice- I can read- PB&J with the crusts cut, well brain this is a very nutrious lunch you have here…what did your mom marry mr. rogers-uh no mr jonhson
what do you need a fake ID for?
so i can vote.
What do you say we close that doorr. We can get the prom queen, IN-preg-nat-ed.
what if your dope was on fire . 2. impossible sir its in johnsons underwear
What if your family, what if your house……….. what if your dope was on fire. Impossible, sir, it’s in Johnson’s underwear.
what if your house was. . no, what is your dope was on fire?
2) impossible sir. it’s in johnson’s pants.
What was that ruccus? What ruccus? I was just in my office and i heard a ruccus. Could you describe the ruccus for me, Sir?
What’s that?
Sushi.
Sushi?
Heh, rice, rawfish, and seaweed.
You won’t accept a guy’s tongue in your mouth, and you’re gonna eat
that?
Can I eat?
I don’t know…give it a try.
What’s your name
Claire
CLAIIREE?
Claire, it’s a family name
it’s a fat girls name, that’s what it is
oh thankyou, I’m not fat
you’re welcome, not yet, but in your near future i see you pushing
maximum density
What’s your name?
Claire.
Ka-clair?
Yeah..it’s a family name.
No…it’s a fat girl’s name.
when you grow up your heart dies
When you grow up, your heart dies
When you grow up, your heart dies.
When you grow up, your heart dies.
When you grow up, your heart dies.
who are you? I’m a walrus.
why are you being so nice to me
~be cause your letting me
why do you have so much SHIT in your purse!
Why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up, it’ll be anarchy!
Why does he get to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up, it will be an anarchy!!!
why does he get to stand up, and we don’t? i’ll stand up, they’ll stand up, it’ll be ANARCHY!
why don’t you go close that door. We’ll get the prom queen– impregnated!
Why would anyone want to steal a screw, Sir?
Why would I speak for you. I don’t even know your language.
Will milk be made available to us?
Withought lamps, there’d be no light – John Bender
yeah i wanna be just like you. i figure all i need is a labotamy and some tights
Yeah well, I don’t know any lepers, but I’m not going to run out and join one of their fucking clubs.
yo wasteoid youre not gonna blaze up in here
You are a bitch because you know how
shitty that is to do to some one, but you won’t stand up
to your friends and say I’m gonna like who I like
YOU ARE A BITCH!!!!
You are a neo-maxi zoom dweebie.
You are a parent’s wet dream, okay?
you are such a bitch! you did that on purpose just to fuck me over.
You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you.
You can count! I knew you had to be smart to be…a wrestler.
you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.
You dont know any of my friends, you dont talk to any of my friends, and you dare not consort with any of my friends. Forget it its never gonna happen. So bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom.
you got so much black shit under your eyes. 2) I like that black shit
You just bought yourself another Saturday, mister!
You just bought yourself another Saturday.
You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn’t I be outstanding in that capacity
You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn’t I be outstanding in that capacity?
you know what i got for christmas, a carton of ciagerettes.
You know what the problem with chicks is? They can’t hold a smoke!!
You know, you don’t say anything all day but when you open your mouth, you spill all these tremendous lies all over me!
You load up, you party
You make book on that missy.
You mess with the bull you get the horns!
You mess with the bull you get the horns.
You say one more word and I am beating the shit out of you.
You see chicks can not hold they smoke….thats what it is
You see us as you wanna see us, in the simplest terms and in the most convenient definitions.
You see us as you want to see us . . In the simplest terms, in the the most convienient definitions . . We are each a brain, and an athlete, a basket-case, a princess, and a criminal
You see us as you want to see us.
You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.
You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, the most convenient definitions.
You stupid, worthless, no-good, G*ddamn free-loading son-of-a-bitch. Retarded, big-mouth, know-it-all, asshole jerk. ‘You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.’ Shut-up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot-pie.
You think false alarms are funny? What if your family, no, what if your dope was on fire?
you think he’s funny? you think he’s bitchin’,is that it? well you visit john bender in about five years and you’ll see how goddamn funny he is!
You think this is cute you think he’s bitchin is that it? let me tell you somethin. Look at him. He’s a bum.
you wanna know what i did to get in here? nothing i didnt have anything better to do
You wanna know why I’m here? What I did? Nothing, I had nothing better to do.
You want to know what I did to get detention? Nothing…I didn’t have anything better to do.
You’re a neo-maxi-zoom dweebie.
You’re a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren’t out making yourself a better citizen?
You’re a neo-maxie-zoom-dweebie.
You’re a parent’s wet dream…
You’re an idiot anyway. If you say you get along with your parents… well, you’re a liar, too.
You’re not blazin’ up in here, wastoid!
You’re not blazing up in here wasteoid!
You’re not willing to stick a guy’s tongue down your throat, but you’ll eat that.
You’re right….it’s wrong to destroy literature…..it’s such fun to read.
YOUNG MAN, have you finished your paper?
Young man, have you finished your paper?
your heart dies
your heart dies
your intensity is for shit, WIN, WIN, WIN!
Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birthdate’s March 12th, you’re 5’9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.
Wow! Are you psychic?
No.
Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
I stole your wallet.
Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke.
your not blazing up in here wasteoid
your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.
[Over opening credits]___*And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds, are immune to your consultations, they are quite aware of what they are going through.* -David Bowie
~ah, shit! what are we supposed to do if we have to take a piss? you gotta go, you gotta go. ~oh my god. ~hey, you’re not urinated in here, man. ~don’t talk, don’t talk, it makes it crawl back up. ~you whip it out and you’re dead before the first drop hits the floor. ~you’re pretty sexy when you get angry. grrr
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