Where’s your patriotism? Think of the Alamo, the Halls of Montezuma, the Sands of Iwo Jima, the Guns of Navaron-i. Don’t you ever fantasize about John Wayne and the Flying Leathernecks? Well, I mean not fantasize about the Duke that is , er I mean fantasize about BEING the Duke…
1.You sold nuclear weapons to a foreign country?! 2.If you can call Canada foreign 3. or a country
1: How come you never see any black guys playing hockey?
2: Now do you think it’s easy to just gradually take over every professional sport? Let me tell you something, man. Brothers have started figuring out this ice thing. Hope you enjoyed it!
1: How do you know that was a nuclear facility?
2: Well, they tricked us on that one. That’s a hospital. But it’s a hell of a strike!
1: What does this look like to you?
2: Got me. I never saw a white one that size.
1: What’s this all aboot?
2: [pointing a gun] We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal.
1: Who are you?
2: I’m your worst nightmare. I’m a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!
Gus: Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!
All public writings must be written in English and French!
Ballad Of The Green Beret.
Best wishes, Gordon Lightfoot.
Born In The USA.
Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!
General Panzer: I think that’s his point sir, you have yet to send our boys into battle, President: send them where, I mean, nobody’s bothering us, Smiley: send them anywhere, sir
God Bless America Again.
Here he is now. The man that a thin majority of you chose to be the president of the United States.
I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.
I’ll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!
I’ll tell ya’ another thing: their beer sucks!
If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade.
If you say ‘please’ one more time, I’m gonna let you have it!
It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts.
It’s time to turn off that war machine, and turn on our children.
Let me level with you, sir. I would destroy any nation – even my own – if my president gave the order.
Let’s put the America back in North America!
Man 1:Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!
Mr. President, the American people will buy whatever we tell them to.
Oklahoma.
Only In America.
Ontario Police: Oh Americans! Welcome to Ontario, sportsman’s paradise,Bud Boomer:hehe,isn’t it though
Royal Mounty:This man was arrested for being in a bad mood
Surrender her pronto, or we’ll level Toronto.
The American public’s attention span is about as long as your dick.
The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.
The capital. Toronto.
There it is, men. Toronto.
There’s a time to think, and a time to act. This, my friends, is no time to think.
There’s a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think.
TV Announcer: Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray – all day, every day.
TV campaign:The Candadian influence, like maple syrup, is slowly oozing over the North American border… President: That’s so great! Everyone knows how it is to get syrup on their fingers, and it’s all sticky…Those guys are geniuses!
We have ways of making you pronounce the letter ‘O,’ pal.
When have you ever heard anyone say, ‘Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food’?
Y’know, it’s a free country. If he doesn’t like it here, he can swim across the river to Canada. Lotta work there.
You let that honey lady go pronto, or we’ll trash Toronto!
[TV Announcer describes the Canadian National Tower in Toronto]
TV Announcer: It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts.
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