used to work for the Buffalo Bill Wild West Show and a Congress of Rough Riders. And I rescued many stagecoach passengers from road agents and drunkard injuns… in the nick of time! Twice a day, three times on Saturday.
#1- He’s a sweet old bear he wouldn’t harm anyone. #2-Don’t you think I know that? Nobody in this whole county would give me a job. As if I was responsable for what my people done to General Custer! I swear I was a little baby at the time.
#1- Oh, look at that: a painting on the ceiling! #2- Oh, yes. That’s a Tintoretto. #1- I’ll say it is.
#1- You dance so well. #2- Simple next to what we learn on the reservation, Buffalo Dance…Rain Dance…War Dance, #1- Is a Square Dance anything like a War Dance? #2- This one is.
#1-What about you Jackson? I mean you being an Indian and all are you just going to go back to living off the land? #2 You fooling? You try living in these mountains naked with a stone ax.
*Smiling* A gunfight!
1 [after gunslinger has displayed his sharpshooting skills]:) He did it! He missed the barn!
1)Kid, Kid, what a time to fall off the wagon. Look at your eyes.
2) What’s wrong with my eyes?
1) Well they’re red, bloodshot.
2) You ought to see ’em from my side.
Cat: Jackson, there’s a funny inscrutible look on your face.. I can’t tell if you’re making fun of me or not.
Hallelujah brother, I am here to comfort the sinner and return the stray lamb to the fold, let them who are vexed take heart, there are many good things of comfort in the Bible sister, indeed there are, it’s a better world we’re all bound for, where trouble don’t come around sister and Earthly cares are forgotten…
I smell a water hole!
I used to work for the Buffalo Bill Wild West Show and a Congress of Rough Riders. And I rescued many stagecoach passengers from road agents and drunkard injuns… in the nick of time! Twice a day, three times on Saturday.
Jackson: They got a gunfighter… you get a gunfighter.
Kid Shalleen:How many in the opposition? Jackson:Oh, just one Tim Strawn..music..dum..dum..Strawn? You sure? Yep, silver nose and all!
Look at you: a noble red man, a sex maniac, and an uncle!
Miss Ballou..I am here!
Shalom Aleichem! Jackson Two-Bears.
Some gang! An Indian ranch hand, a drunken gunfighter, a sex maniac, and an uncle!
Uh..what are you going to do Jackson, I mean you being an Indian and all, are you just gonna back to living off the land? You fooling? You try living out in these mountains, naked, nothing but a stone ax!
You all say you love me and are beholden to me and ‘Take it easy, Cat, we’re going to take care of you’… and the first time I ask you to do one little thing for me like rob one little train…
You see a man with his eyes set, his teeth grinding like a mule,well you know he a gunfighter, proud and feared of nothing, because there ain’t nothing on this Earth he gotta bow down to, not a boy don’t know his name, not a man don’t tip his hat, because with a gunfighter around, trouble just naturally stay away uh? Folks saying, hi ye Kid, how you doing Kid, come on up on the porch and cool your heels for awhile it’s hot outside or come on up for some Gingerbread and a pitcher of milk, cause nobody don’t make no fun of a friend of Kid Shelleen…
You’ll never make me cry again.
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