Movie Quotes from Chopper: Quotes from the movie Chopper

1/ Awww c’mon Keithie, I thought I was a good bloke
2/ Ha! What have you ever done that was good?
1/ Well, I bashed you…. that was good, wasn’t it?…. good for a bit of a giggle anyway
2/ You’re insane, Read!
1/ Beethoven had his critic’s too Keithie…. see if you can name 3 of ’em

1/ Nice shirt, son
2/ What’s wrong with it?
1/ Nothin’…. it’s good… I like it
2/ You like it?
1/ Do they make ’em for men?…. c’mon, don’t be a sook!

1/ So what do you say to people who say *he’s a real bad peice of work… he’s criminally insane*?___
2/ Who says that?___
3/ Neville Bartos for one___
4/ Oh THAT bloody sook!!!

1/ Who are you fucking!?!?…. 2/ Honey…. everybody….. I work in a brothel

1/ You don’t much like me, do ya Keithie?
2/ You bash people to make a name for yourself, you’re a fuckin’ idiot!!!
1/ *I’m* not the dumb cunt what’s pissin’ blood, Keith…. right? *I’m* the one who runs the division Keith, make no mistake about that…. right?

1/ You LENT him a suit??? 2/Yeah…. if he’d have worn what he was gunna wear , you’d have given him 20 years for bad taste

1/_Hey Jimmy!!!?
2/_Yeah
1/_Is that you, Jimmy!!!?
2/_Yeah
1/_You weak cunt

Beethoven had his critics too, Keithie… see if you can name 3 of ’em

Boss, Keithy’s done him self a mischief!!!

Cheers Big Ears!!

Chopper – Are you gonna get me, keithie?

Keithie George – Its not worth the extra years on my sentence.

Chopper – aww, come on keithie, all you have to do is kill me, then present me phychiatric records and there won’t be a court in the country that will convict you.

Keithie George – Your mad Chopper, bloody insane you are?

Chopper – come on Keithie, I’,m a good bloke, aren’t I keithie.

Keithie George – Ha! What have you ever done thats good?

Chopper – Well, I bested you, didn’t I keithie, that was good, good for a giggle anyway.

Keithie George – you’re insane.

Chopper – Bethhoven had his critics, keithie, name three of ’em.

Chopper’s dad – I am watching the news and it says someone was shot at bojangles last night. I thought it was you.

Chopper – I wouldn’t be standing here right now, would I?

Dad – well, no. Did you do it.

Chopper – now would I go and do a thing like that?

Dad – That’s my boy, one in the skull.

Chopper-Even when peacetime is declared, their all still fuckin enemies.

Chopper: Are you still upset about the leg?

Neville: What do you mean, ya. Its OK, Chopper.

Chopper: Cause I don’t know if you remember, but I had that shotgun pointed at your fuckin head. And I moved it down to your knee cap.

Chopper: Now tell me what would be the point of shooting a bloke and then driving him to the bloody hospital? It defeats the whole purpose of shooting him in the first place.

Chopper: Super Steve Coony, looks like an accountant but he’s a hard bastard

chopper:nev weres the cash nev:theres no cash here mate here cash no robo:no cash here

Fuck Neville Bartos!!! He couldn’t have the fluff knocked off a cappacino!!

Fuckin’ Who?! Nevile!

Get away from me with that mouth, it’s touched a wogs cock!!!

I’m just a bloke….. just an average bloke….. who’s into a bit of torture hehehe!!

In here, he’s just another bare bum in the shower!

It’s a bit early in the day for Kung Fu isn’t it Jim?

It’s like… if your mum stabbed ya… what do you do?…. you don’t get upset, you don’t get angry, you just go… *mum stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital*

its like if your mum stabs you, ya dont get angry you just say ahh shit my mum stabed me and you hop along to hospital

Jimmy and the boys will be in the car, you set up the big fella, it’ll make you a star…. They said they had it farmed out, they had it ghosted, but when I walked out the door they left me posted…. The game was for real, it was no lark, but the twit too him out to the wrong carpark…. silly boys, that’s all Chopper had to say, and now little Sammy got blown away

jimmy, you weak cunt

Jimmy…….. if ya keep stabbing me, ya gunna kill me right?

Keep it dark, will ya fellas?

Look, all I can tell you is what I’ve already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Atcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant.

Neck up, ya c*nt…. ya fuckin’ blowfly!!!

Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn

Nevile Fucking Bartos

Now look what you’ve done. Your mum’s upset!

Now tell me this, right, why whould i shoot a bloke, bang, and then put him in the bloody car and whiz him off to the hospital at 100 miles an hour. It defeats the purpose of shooting him in the first place, and whats more, its bloody insulting.

Oh, was I being rude?

That’s my boy! Right in the eye!

They love it. Well they don’t like it. They scream a bit. But I like it.

They Must Hate My Guts.

What have you ever done thats good?
Well i beat you up didn’t I?

Who knows HOW your mind works, Jimmy

why would a shoot a man, BANG, and then drive him to the hospital?What do i look like? Mark Brandon Medicare Read? i mean, that would defeat the point of shooting him in the first place.

Why would I shoot a bloke, then carry him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place

Wrote mum told her I was getting out

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