#1- Lord, we give you Curley. Try not to piss him off. #2- That’s it? #3 What more is there I’ve got chickens burning.
#1- So do you…do you hate baseball? #2- No I like baseball. I just never understood how you guys can spend so much time discussing it, I mean I’ve been to games, but I don’t memorize who played third base for…Pittsburgh in..1960. #3- Don Hoak! #1&4 – Don Hoak. #3- Beat ya.
#1-I’m calling! #2-Go ahead call him, I’m sure he’s home. It’s his night to be home with the other escaped Nazis, isn’t it?
‘Barry can pick out the exact right flavor of ice cream to follow any meal. Go ahead. Challenge him.’
‘Lord, we give you Curley. Try not to piss him off.’
(Mitch)Who can that be? I know nine people and they’re all here.
…if it were as interesting as baseball, they’d have a card for it with gum.
1) Hi, Curly. Killed anyone today? 2) The day ain’t over yet…
1) No. A cowboy doesn’t leave his herd. 2) You’re a sporting goods salesman! 1) Not today.
1)Hey Curly, kill anyone today? 2)Day ain’t over yet. 1)Yep, I’m gonna die.
1)Hi Curly, kill anyone today?
2)Day ain’t over yet.
1)Let’s just re-cap on what we’ve burried ….a trail boss..two horses 2) I can’t beleive we burried horses 1) Well the impact really drove them into the ground , we just covered them up with some dirt .
1. Do you remember what you asked for for your birthday? A cat scan!
2. I had a headache!
1.Oh she’s a Picasso now? 2.No she’s not a Picasso. If she was a Picasso she’d have three tits.
1.That was flirting. 2.No that was politeness. That was have a pleasant and restful evening. 1.No that was I like your ass could I wear it as a hat.
1.The other day you said you wanted to send Holly to a performing arts school. 2.Well she’s got talent. 1.Talent? She was in one play and she fell off the stage. That’s not talent, that’s gravity.
Mitch: Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you’re a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, What happened to my twenties? Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You’ll call it a procedure, but it’s a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn’t matter because you can’t hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering How come the kids don’t call? How come the kids don’t call? By your eighties, you’ve had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can’t stand but who you call mama. Any questions?
A) I didn’t make you run.
B) No, a 2000lb rampaging animal spraying bull snot all over Spain, that’s what made me run. You just made me stand in front of it.
A) Kill anyone today Curly? B) Day ain’t over yet.
A) What can you say about Skyrocket and Buttercup?
B) Let’s get outa here.
A) no, I think we should recap what we’ve buried so far this trip. Well, we didn’t realy bury them. The impact realy drove them into the ground, we just covered them over with dirt.
A) What can you say about Skyrocket and Buttercup?
B) Let’s get outa here.
A) no, I think we should recap what we’ve buried so far this trip. Well, we didn’t realy bury them. The impact realy drove them into the ground, we just covered toem over with dirt.
all)Yeeeehaaarrr!
a)Do you feel like a shmuck?
b)Oh Yeah! Big shmuck!
Barry Shalowitz: Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don’t waste my time.
Don’t sew up anything that’s suppose to remain open.
Don’t waste my time, come on chalenge me..#2 ok sea bass
#1 grilled or baked? #2 sauted, asparagus, potatoes au gratin #1 butter pecan wooof
Ed, have you noticed the older you get the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you’ll be dating sperm.
Excuse me, el doctor, don’t sew up anything that’s supposed to remain open okay
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He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
hellloo…..
I crap bigger than you!
I feel as happy as a puppy dog with two peters.
I hate were people, I’d be China!!!
I’ve been under a lot of stress lately. I lost my job, I lost my wife, and I have a really strange rash from crapping in the bushes.
If hate were people, I’d be China!
If hate were people, I’d be China!
L’ord, we give you Curley. Try not to piss him off.’
Look! I made a cow!
One thing.
Phil, we’re leaving!
rollin rollin rollin keep them doggies rollin man my ass is swollen rawhide. get’m up move’m out wake’m up get’m dressed get’m shaved comb their hair rawhide. tie me down, tell me lies, pull my hair, smack my theighs with a big wet strap of rawhide!
Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla, don’t waste my time.
She was in one play and she fell off the stage, that’s not talent that’s gravity.
She’s saying hello! HELL-OOOO!
She: I took one of those home pregnancy tests
He: The ones on special?
She: YES – and it came out BLUUUUE :-D
Shut the hell up.
Shut up. Just shut up. He doesn’t get it. He’ll never get it. It’s been four HOURS. The COWS could tape something by now.
The cows know how to use the VCR by now.
Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you’re a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, What happended to my twenties? Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from highschool becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You’ll call it a procedure, but it’s a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn’t matter because you can’t hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering how come the kids don’t call? By your eighties, you’ve had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can’t stand but who you call mama. Any questions?
Value this time in your life, kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices. It goes by so fast. When you’re a teenager, you think you can do anything and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Thirty, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself: What happened to my twenties? Forties, you grow a little pot belly, you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud. One of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Fifties, you have a minor surgery. You’ll call it ‘a procedure’ but it’s a surgery. Sixties, you’ll have a major surgery.The music is still loud but it doesn’t matter because you can’t hear it anyway.
What did you use for protection? Paper or plastic?
When you three first got here, you were as worthless as hen shit on a pump handle.
Where did my heart go?
Women need a reason for having sex; men just need a place.
women need a reason to have sex men just need a place
You ever notice how your girlfriends keep getting younger? Pretty soon you’ll be dating sperm.
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