–I’m not about to eat real sugar.
–All right, fine, we’ll find you a Sweet ‘n Low field.
Barry! I scored!
If we don’t get laid by monday, those two scrags will be looking pretty good.
Man #1: Get out of my face, or I will rip your nose off.
Man #2: Is that a threat?
Man #1: Yes.
Nothing could be more fun than jumping off a cliff with two German bisexuals.
What am I, a captain? … Stay cool, stay cool. … First thing I gotta do: build a house!
Yeah i could have made that same dive if i didnt have the diareeah.
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